TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 WORD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Why you hangin round fat chicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 y nawt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Why would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Fat chick dude rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 why curr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 You know how hangin' goes... Sometimes there's just fat chicks there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 hahhahahahahahahhaahhaha BELIEEEEE' DAT! straight outta nowhere... oh shit... where you come from? ok... have a loveseat over thurr.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 You know how hangin' goes... Sometimes there's just fat chicks there. Haha, TROOF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If she's over 210 never pass out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dang small picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Edit: Also, you've got your proofs fucked up. It's 24 and 80 proof, but it still works Good looking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 if you had a boner. it wasn't rape. HA HA!!! but seriously though, i once woke up to some grenade giving me the ol' helmut wash. i felt kinda rapeted. shits wasn't kewl. and for the record, i did NOT have a boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Shane --was she Mexican? If so she probably got impregnated just laying next to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 All you guys defending this shit with your rape whistle need to learn how to close your eyes and enjoy the ride. She might look like Drew Carey, but you can close your eyes, put your hands over your ears, and pretend it's Drew Barrymore. God I hope I'm never single again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 & shane, its all good - a fat girl rejected me once the universe finds balance in mysterious ways; unfortunately, this one required you being raped by a fatty Fuck, I got rejected by a hefty Japanese girl once. I was blackout drunk and had to be told about it the next day. She might look like Drew Carey, but you can close your eyes, put your hands over your ears, and pretend it's Drew Barrymore. God I hope I'm never single again. Did you say Drew Barrymore just to relate to Drew Carey's name? Because she's busted and annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 srsly, do you know how boners work? n/h haha wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 i'd still fuck barrymore oh and just so errybody knows, boners are still a big mystery to scientists like UFOs and juggalo procreation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 is that skin sandwhich from kfc for real??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 All you guys defending this shit with your rape whistle need to learn how to close your eyes and enjoy the ride. She might look like Drew Carey, but you can close your eyes, put your hands over your ears, and pretend it's Drew Barrymore. . man,back in the day when i was 19 this bitch fed me a bajillion shots i couldn't say no to then pulled me into the bathroom and started blowing my jay she was probably barely buzzed. i tried to tell her to slow her roll cuz it was wack she played me on some predator status. but i just "closed my eyes and enjoyed the ride" as you'd say and banged her out proper she wasn't fat or bad looking at all BUT I WHILE SMASHING FROM THE BACK I SEEN SHE HAD A FUCKING SWASTIKA TATTOO i put it in her ass the next day i woke up @ my peoples crib and they were clowning and i felt kinda traumatized about unwittingly pulling smashing a nazi bitch like jesse james (and fucked up/shameface about deciding it'd be okay to finish the job as long as i threw it in her dumper)...i immediately got on my phone and started texting connects looking for drugs to help forget (no emo) coolstorybro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ive been dude raped before i woke up in my dorm room getting sloppy fat chick zjay type dome one time from some duecer i had never seen before. Maybe a summer or two ago there was this fat chick who thought i was her friend because i kept her fizzled out for a while raped me. after a very long night of drinking i wake up to my penis inside a crying fat chick. Crying. coolerstorybro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Maybe she was crying because you actually blacked out and were raping her? You rapist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Illuminati's post sucked to read. the truth hurts doesnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Thus begins the hunt for your white whale, ShaneCo. Let it end in triumph or death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Maybe she was crying because you actually blacked out and were raping her? You rapist. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 MY BOY BLACKS OUT AND TURNS INTO A RAPIST HE HAS THREE PHASES. JOE MURDA, JOE BUNDY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MURDA BUNDY. THIS NIGGA HAS GOTTEN HIS DRUNK SELF INTO SOME PRETTY FUCKED UP SITUATIONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 That not rape, that's bad luck nigga. pretty much. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 imagine rolling over and being face to face with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The details: Had some people over drinking at my house, hadn't slept too much the night before so I was mad tired. Everyone is hanging out in my room, drinking listening to music yadda yadda. I'm pretty drunk and get really really tired. I ask everyone to leave my room, my boy helps me get everyone out and then I go to sleep. Word on the street is this chick is like "I left something in his room can i go get it.." And doesn't come out till the morning when she had to go to work. I woke up and looked at her and said "Something has gone horribly wrong." To which she said nothing and put on her shit and left. And yes I started drinking pretty soon after I woke up. I feel your pain. I had some similar, though not as severe, shit happen to me. ("cool story, br0" time) Had some people over, we're all drinking and what not. This "out of shape" bitch, who's a friend of my roommate at the time, comes in near the the end of the party. As the last few people leave, she "forgets something in his room." I go lay down but get up later to use the bathroom and hear them going at it tough, ass smacks and all. I laugh and go KO, only to wake up 3 hours later to this same bitch in my bed grabbin cock after she just got done fucking the roommate. When i come to full realization as to what's going on, I just get out the bed saying "oh fuck this" and just go sit on the toilet hoping she didn't do more. When I get back to the room she had dipped out the apartment like a fucking whore-ghost. Next day, roommate acts like he didn't smash, but she left his phone on her dresser haha. Just because of all the fucking words: CALIgula-style to honor the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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