SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm sorry br0, that's horrible. If it makes you feel any better, I found Four Loko the other day, and am planning on attempting the challenge ASAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 The most i've gotten to is TWELVE LOKO. Good luck young sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 details of this drinking challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I drank the watermelon four loko when I was in New York. I spewed on the subway. 2 of those things would certainly kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 details of this drinking challenge People seem to think that 3 Four Loko will make me blackout and do evil things, I strongly disagree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Lemonade cranberry is the best... The hangover it gives you is a beast unto itself. Paranoid... Depressed... D-Trems... The whole nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ha ha. i wish they had them here :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Shane --you should call the cops, tell them that story, and say "look, I don't want to file a report, but I do want to file this for witness protection in case she tries to keep the baby and get money from me. Will you vouch for me in court?" I'm just curious what they'll say. Also, did she look like this: or this: If not --hey, you've got something going for you at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 People seem to think that 3 Four Loko will make me blackout and do evil things, I strongly disagree It's called TWELVE LOKO and it's the equivalent of 21+ oz's of whiskey. Not to mention all the other bad shit they put in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 We already went over how wrong your math was on that one br0 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 looks like fat baby momma drama she prego? damn child support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Earl - I def. didn't blast one off. If anything i would have taken a wizz. Probs about this big, maybe a little bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 is there a picture of just how big this girl is that can be posted? bigger aint better... but we let shit slide when we drunk. /currently drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 oh...wish granted... why does that girl look pregnant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 We already went over how wrong your math was on that one br0 :lol: I changed it from "shots" to "ounces" because of said math discrepancy. The math is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 be a man homie know your role Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 if shes 180 she aint a lady. YOU SAYIN MY MOMMA AINT A LADY BOY!?!? Uploaded with ImageShack.us THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 im waiting for someone to catch that slip up in my post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 *Lady-boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 People seem to think that 3 Four Loko will make me blackout and do evil things, I strongly disagree damn... good luck & post pics i wish they had them here :( me too.. & shane, its all good - a fat girl rejected me once the universe finds balance in mysterious ways; unfortunately, this one required you being raped by a fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I changed it from "shots" to "ounces" because of said math discrepancy. The math is right. 70.5 ounces of 12% alcohol equals 21 ounces of 40% alcohol? I mean, math was never my strongest subject, so I could be wrong, but that just doesn't seem even close to right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 *Lady-boy hahahaha.yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I dunno about math specifics---but trust, Swamp, 4Loko is wild stuff with a wild drunk attached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 70.5 ounces of 12% alcohol equals 21 ounces of 40% alcohol? I mean, math was never my strongest subject, so I could be wrong, but that just doesn't seem even close to right Math isnt my forte either but it seems ok. 12% = 6 proof 40% = 20 proof 20/6 = 3.3333 70.5/3.3333 = ~21 I could be totally wrong though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 The details: Had some people over drinking at my house, hadn't slept too much the night before so I was mad tired. Everyone is hanging out in my room, drinking listening to music yadda yadda. I'm pretty drunk and get really really tired. I ask everyone to leave my room, my boy helps me get everyone out and then I go to sleep. Word on the street is this chick is like "I left something in his room can i go get it.." And doesn't come out till the morning when she had to go to work. I woke up and looked at her and said "Something has gone horribly wrong." To which she said nothing and put on her shit and left. And yes I started drinking pretty soon after I woke up. So was she naked? were you naked? /no homo If you both were fully clothed how do you know she raped you? she just could have been covering your fingers with bbq sauce and sucking it off all night. wait did your dick smell like bbq sauce? cause then she definitely raped you. did you smell you nasty fat bithces kunt? were you covered in bite marks? bruises? cause you know some fat bitch riding to completion when you were passed out would probably at the very least leave a bunch of bruises if not break your pelvis. did she go around bragging to all her friends that she raped a skinny boy last night? I'm kinda doubting your story now and think it went down something more like this. Fat bitch walks into the room to look for her purse or some shit and you wake up from some dream about about asain bitches with big titties and in your drunken stupor you mistake her watermelon sized tits for smaller tits cause you assume you are seeing double and ask her if she wants to get down and dirty. You probably ended up fucking a roll of fat and thinking it was her pussy and she just took pity on you cause she felt bad at that point in time so she pretended to have an orgasm and the exertion for faking it made her pass out next to you on the bed. When she woke up you saying something has gone horribly wrong she realized you were right and that she probably couldn't look herself in the mirror let alone explain to cali how she let some other dude off 12oz fuck her rolls when she was drunk cause she felt bad. I bet you she is right trying to wash away her shame in an kiddie pool filled with fried chicken grease while eating a 5 gallon bucket of rocky road and hoping that cali doesn't hear about this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Here's the formula for figuring out how many LOKO something is (1 LOKO = 5.875 FOUR LOKO). (%ABV)(oz)/.705 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Illuminati's post sucked to read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Math isnt my forte either but it seems ok. 12% = 6 proof 40% = 20 proof 20/6 = 3.3333 70.5/3.3333 = ~21 I could be totally wrong though. I suppose it makes sense when put that way. So 21 ounces of 40% liquor would be 621 mL then? I've drank more before and been OK, although I will admit that's more alcohol then I gave the Loko credit for Edit: Also, you've got your proofs fucked up. It's 24 and 80 proof, but it still works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 if you had a boner. it wasn't rape. visibly upset @ your retardation and this fucked up paint huffing buttfuck logic fuck you, you idiotic cunt. by this logic, it's not rape if a women's vagina produces any pussy juice whatsoever. punch yourself in both ovaries and take a lap, bitch srsly, do you know how boners work? n/h have you ever heard of morning wood? morning wood isn't an invitation for some obese ogre rapist with a gaping predator between her legs to come into your bed and give you aids and have your baby with no consent 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 HOLY LULZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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