TheShaneCo. Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 So, if a dude goes to sleep and is really drunk and he wakes up and a fat chick is banging him, that's rape right? If so... I was totally raped last night... I feel dirty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 call the police and do not shower. the pigs will collect the fat bird's vaginal secretions from under you gerry helmet and get dna for evidence in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 if you had a boner. it wasn't rape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 If a dude does that to a chick it's rape. If a chick does that to a dude it's all lulz.... IT'S NOT FUCKING COOL DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 you call this in everyone is going to laugh at you. block it out of your memory and go crazy later in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 what did it smell like in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 hope you had a rubber on.. fat chicks love STDS and having babies with skinny dudes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Yeah, that's what I've done before/am going to do this time. I'm gonna go take a shame-shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 did she wrap you up??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 What the fuck you think? Hell no she didn't. I'm saying, it's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 that's rape brother. that bitch comes back in two months like "yo, i (heavy breathing) missed (wheezes) my (more heavy breathing) period," and you're gonna be really fucked. try paying child support for a fat kid. it's like 3 times as much. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 is she your friend? a total stranger? when you woke up and realized you were getting smothered, did you throw her off you or did you finish first? this is fucking eww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Def didn't finish, just sort of was in and out of it then woke up. Not a friend or a total stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Def didn't finish, just sort of was in and out of it then woke up. Not a friend or a total stranger. LMAO! You got aids from a fat chick.... nah seriously she raped you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 this is unlucky, but atleast it wasn't a fat guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 "Which one of these women raped you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 i tried find my thread on how i got raped by a fat girl, but i think it went in the meltdown. sorry. you'll get over it, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=THE SWIPE= Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 hope you had a rubber on.. fat chicks love STDS and having babies with skinny dudes hahahah:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWu13Uh2Yw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 hope you had a rubber on.. fat chicks love STDS and having babies with skinny dudes A fat chik may see you as the only chance she got to have skinny kids. Assuming you skinny. Shes trying to steal your genetics. Plus they lazy. She gets skinny kids and child support. You better run down a morning after pill. Hide it in a twinky. As for the feeling dirty... A steamy bath and some brillo or a choreboy should do the trick. That and copious amounts of xanax and Odouls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANAKADANK Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 how fat is fat ? lol how much do u think she weighs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I want to know what you had to drink prior to getting raped so I know to avoid that shit at the bar.ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 That not rape, that's bad luck nigga. that's rape brother. that bitch comes back in two months like "yo, i (heavy breathing) missed (wheezes) my (more heavy breathing) period," and you're gonna be really fucked. try paying child support for a fat kid. it's like 3 times as much. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 HA-HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 It's time for a little real life role reversal of I Spit on Your Grave. Day of TheShaneCo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SKIN SANDWICH! Oh yeah, and rape is kinda all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Too bad it wasnt Caligula...then it would have been enjoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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