NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Mike fucking tyson is the last nigga on earth i'd expect to like Tolstoy.... People........you never know em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 im surprised he hasnt yet gone off the deep after his daughters death So MedCabs, tryin not to get exposed as a with that heartfelt out pouring for a man who eats ears and you will never meet? BURRR goddamn, stop putting my ulterior motives on blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 He's a vegan too, and loves tea. He's something else for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 he's fucking vegan???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 im surprised he hasnt yet gone off the deep after his daughters death goddamn, stop putting my ulterior motives on blast POW POW NIGGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 ear-shaped tofu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 ridic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 hilarious pigeon faces on cope 2 blog for Tyson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 ewok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 he is so self deprecating it's bordering on pathetic. I know, he's always talking about what a horrible person he thinks he is, it's gettin old. Dude's been saying how he hates himself for the past 20 years. Say something positive about yourself for once damn... shit's getting annoying. Maybe he's an emo and we just didn't know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Mike fucking tyson is the last nigga on earth i'd expect to like Tolstoy.... People........you never know em'. The dude isn't stupid... people seem to sleep on Tyson... I mean you read a few of his quotes, even though some of the shit is erratic or hilarious, you can tell he's not a dumb dude with a small vocab... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 or is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I know, he's always talking about what a horrible person he thinks he is, it's gettin old. Dude's been saying how he hates himself for the past 20 years. Say something positive about yourself for once damn... shit's getting annoying. Maybe he's an emo and we just didn't know... Or maybe he dumps hot steamy bullshit for PR in every interview. I guess we'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I just discovered the "speech" function in Safari, I've been highlighting Tyson quotes and using it for the past 15 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 if i ever met tyso i would definitely buy him a beer and a tofu ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 The dude isn't stupid... people seem to sleep on Tyson... I mean you read a few of his quotes, even though some of the shit is erratic or hilarious, you can tell he's not a dumb dude with a small vocab... It's funny how people are. The media has no use for him now, so they dump on him. He has no use for boxing anymore, people dump on him. And for all those years that he was the champ, he was told by everyone around him that he was the king. What a mindfuck that guy went through. No wonder he's down on himself so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Fiddy Tyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somedude Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 His eyes look like a great white sharks fuck that he looks as bad as a great white shark. Reading that stuff though it seems he has grown up a hell of a lot, good for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Details: You learned discipline... Mike Tyson: From Cus D'Amato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Nice try Robin Givens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Mike fucking tyson is the last nigga on earth i'd expect to like Tolstoy.... People........you never know em'. why not? he is one of the greatest writers ever and has influenced people like Gandhi, Tyson, and me, a regular moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 You mean as opposed to irregular morons like Tyson and Ghandi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Some of my favorites... "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know." "I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime." "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." "I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass." “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ahhaha thems gems especially the last quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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