Decyferon Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 needing some more space to get your child into the car (I am talking under 4 year olds) is needed, have you seen babies carseats/buggies, those things take up fucking space even if you buy the smallest one you can. Strapping some of those seats into a car can be annoying as hell especially if you can only open your car door up by about 5 inches cos some fuckwit has parked right next to you. It has fuck all to do with maturity or strength it is about needing some space to put a babies car seat in safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 you guys are getting all mad and shit for a story that didnt even happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 so I yelled into the car "What are you trying to get, get your husband's ass kicked?" One of my absolute favorite things to say to loud mouth cunts. Either that, or (to their husband/boyfriend) "You better put this bitch on a leash" This jackass actually says to me, we're outta the car by now, "Where's her fuckin wheelchair if she needs the spot so bad?" This reminds me of a story my older sister always tells me about when I was a kid. She was 20, I was about 5, and we were going to the mall. Everyone in my family kept using my Grandpa's handicapped sticker long after he passed away (blah blah, don't bother trying to make me feel bad, there's always plenty of spaces), so on that particular day we were using it. Anyways, long story short, this old lady rolls up on us and says "EXCUSEEEE ME, BUT YOU DON'T LOOK VERY HANDICAPPED TO ME", to which my sister replies "Not that it's ANY of your fucking business, but I have a pacemaker" :lol: :lol: I wish I could remember the look at that bitch's face, but my sister usually describes it well enough to get me laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 good shit system secretly, moms was probably a little proud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 ah right in the UK the parking spots for parents are wider so you have room to open the door properly to put the kid in the carseat and have room for a buggy, it is always the handicap spots that are right infront of the door with the little kids parking after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 fuckin people and their need for every modern convenience like i give two fucks about how hard it is to get a car seat into a car. just sayin, if the kid is a real problem, don't have the shit we have waaaaay too many people on earth as it is, so stop having babies and start drivin hybrids. /still hoping for the end of the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 Or maybe don't take them to the mall? park in the back of the lot where you won't have cars on each side? Get a van with a sliding door? Lock em in the trunk? Leave the car seat in so you only have to install the kid each time? There are solutions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 People are fucking salty about this, Jesus. I don't even like little kids, but I think the parents should get a hand with it...people saying that "they shouldn't have a kid if they can't handle it" have no idea what they're talking about...parking 20 feet closer to the door is a simple courtesy, not some mark of weakness in a parent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Or maybe all you perfectly healthy normal people stop bitching about having to walk an extra few metres to the shops? I don't care about parental parking I don't use it anymore as my son is older now (well I never did, I don't drive), but jesus, everyone moaning about it is fucked in the head, if it matters so much to you that you can't park in front of the store, then maybe try walking to the shops instead, there wont be any parking issues then. But again , fuck hybrid parking, I can't stand hybrids, they are a fucking scam, the batteries in those cars are bad for the environment too, they are a bitch to break down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 How come every time I go to a big ass box store there are 30 Handicap spots and 30 "early mothers" spots, now hybrid spots....next it will be a dedicated row to do-gooder hybrid driving faggots. The fact that stores think that the hybrid owners cocks should be sucked as well just cause me to hate more. Hybrids are jammed with long-life batteries. When those fucking batteries no longer hold charge, those things will end up in a landfill or they will ship them to india so kids can smash them apart and salvage the acid. Fail anyone who gets a hybrid thinking that they are doing the world a favor and being a couple steps in front of the masses who "dont care about our earth and drive gas guzzlers". They are an intermediate band-aid to a so-called problem that is most likely natural variability (global warming), and Ive heard it said that the ocean creates most of the worlds CO2 emissions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 at this point i just dont fucking care anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Fuck cars in general, fuck hybrids especially, fuck a parking lot, fuck shopping at walmart/the mall. Also, fuck complaining about having to walk across a fucking parking lot like it's hard labor. To someone in NYC it's clear proof of suburban/small city laziness expanding on a massive scale. We can always spot the American tourists looking all obese and shit and mad shook without their cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 12, 2010 Author Share Posted August 12, 2010 you have an amazing public transit system but in a lot a places having a car is essential. for the average person here, cycling isnt even a real option because of all the canyons and hills. everything is pretty spread out too. the idea of privileged parking because someone bought a certain type of car is bullshit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 LOL at hating on people for driving cars. Everytime I've been to NY I've left a car parked and used transit, because your system is awesome. About half the time in Boston I do that, because their's is OK. Fuck using public transportation in RI, our busses are fuckin disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Everyone has their reasons/excuses for living in a cars only area, it's a choice just like anything else. On the surface it seems like an easy/convenient lifestyle but obviously not convenient enough. I just like trains bikes and shit like that personally and can't stand traffic. I do agree that hybrid only parking is extra retarded, I personally hate hybrids and the douches who feel smug for owning one. Those shits are no better for the environment than a compact and in most cases worse in the long run. Just another way for people to blow extra loot on bullshit and lie to themselves pretending like they care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Hybrids driven by rich hippies - rich hippies buy expensive shit - let them park at the front of the store, make them feel important. It's obviously bullshit, but I don't think it's an environmental decision, it's just business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Its the green business...just make people feel bad for "fucking up the world" and give them a $50,000 feel better "coupon" that they can park extra-close. I should start making highbirds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I drive a Cadillac that gets 13 mpg, I think I should get closer parking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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