blackboatshoes Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I was taking a drunk piss outside last night and started puking midway through i've heard of people throwing up while shitting, that has to be some crazy shit... you must either feel really great afterwards, or like your insides just came shooting out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somedude Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 ^ I have difinately done that quit a few times, if yo shit stink really bad it can cause continual vomiting and or dry heaves which sucks pretty hard. Oh also I would always try to hold one till the other stopped which was quite a battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 i've had food poisoning twice, and both times i was trapped in the bathroom on the toilet shitting while bent over puking in the trashcan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 when i was in college me and my old roommate got invited out to a party, supposedly it was a sorority party and the girls were hot and had a bunch of booze .. we didnt know any of them it was perfect we were sold so we show up lots of people there ..and we walk around for about 5 mins . eww shes not hot .. damn shes kinda ok .. ughh .. ew.. o lawd .. wtf ... then it hit us.... all of em... it was the FAT UGLY SORORITY !! :D sum up the next 4 or so hours. i got a blowjob by this chubby/ugly girl and my roommate mad at the fact he got tricked into going to a fat girl sorority party and no blowjob took the biggest shit ever in their tank and threw a bunch of paper in there we slipped out of there no problem and the huge line behind him was ready to use the bathroom like crazy.. we laughed the whole way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 so then... everytime they flush the supposed to be fresh water is actually water thats been marinating a turd and it always stinks like doo doo? I likes. Subtle but striking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 and my roommate mad at the fact he got tricked into going to a fat girl sorority party and no blowjob took the biggest shit ever in their tank and threw a bunch of paper in there we slipped out of there no problem and the huge line behind him was ready to use the bathroom like crazy.. we laughed the whole way home. Ultimate u-mad moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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