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ZARDOZ

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What in the fuck? Has any one else seen this shit, it's on Netflix watch instantly... What in the fuck? Sean Connery?

 

I can't say this movie is the worst movie i've ever seen because I have no idea what actually happened in this movie.

 

If you guys got nflix give this a go and tell me what you think.

 

Opening scene is possibly one of the best i've ever seen.

 

Sorry if this is already a thread.

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Ray Tango is a Los Angeles narcotics cop who dresses in fancy suits, wears wire-rim glasses, and talks to his stockbroker more than he talks to his mother. Gabriel Cash is a Los Angeles narcotics cop who has long, disheveled hair, and dresses in worn-out sweatshirts. Even though they are rivals, Tango and Cash are the two best narcs in LA, which infuriates drug kingpin Yves Perret. Perret wants Tango and Cash out of the way, so Perret frames them for the murder of an undercover FBI agent. Perret's plan is to have Tango and Cash killed in prison in order to avoid risking all-out war with the LAPD. But Tango and Cash accept a plea bargain that will give them 18 months in a minimum-security prison, then Perret arranges for their destination to be diverted to a maximum-security prison where Perret's minions proceed to torture Tango and Cash. Tango and Cash are forced to work together in a spectacular escape from the prison. After the escape, Tango and Cash set out to prove their innocence, and Cash has a romance with Tango's sister Catherine "kiki" Tango

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I saw Zardoz a few times now, it's pretty far out there. Synopsis - watch it for yourself, you won't be disappointed. All I need to say is flying skulls, guns, Sean Connery weird future utopias mixed with magic, plus bitches.

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pretty funny movie if you don't take anything about it seriously.

I saw it about 4 years ago and didn't get it, then rewatched it and lol'd through the whole thing.

not sure if it is supposed to be funny or not though...

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I KNOW YOU GOT STABBED AND YOURE G'D UP RIGHT NOW.

BUT DONT THINK YOU CAN VENTURE INTO JA RULE TERRITORY, 1.

AND DONT START IN ON TANGO AND CASH OR COUNT TO 150 ACROSS YOUR FACIAL.

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Not only have I seen ZARDOZ, but it was the answer to a trivia question at the bar recently

and I was the only one who got it right. I felt like the coolest nerd at computer camp.

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