TheShaneCo. Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 What in the fuck? Has any one else seen this shit, it's on Netflix watch instantly... What in the fuck? Sean Connery? I can't say this movie is the worst movie i've ever seen because I have no idea what actually happened in this movie. If you guys got nflix give this a go and tell me what you think. Opening scene is possibly one of the best i've ever seen. Sorry if this is already a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 The fuck is that filth-------? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 I have no fucking clue. I don't think any one does. It's from the guy that made deliverance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ROBERT Z'DAR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Let's keep it to Zardoz please people. I dare you to give me a synopsis of Zardoz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Ray Tango is a Los Angeles narcotics cop who dresses in fancy suits, wears wire-rim glasses, and talks to his stockbroker more than he talks to his mother. Gabriel Cash is a Los Angeles narcotics cop who has long, disheveled hair, and dresses in worn-out sweatshirts. Even though they are rivals, Tango and Cash are the two best narcs in LA, which infuriates drug kingpin Yves Perret. Perret wants Tango and Cash out of the way, so Perret frames them for the murder of an undercover FBI agent. Perret's plan is to have Tango and Cash killed in prison in order to avoid risking all-out war with the LAPD. But Tango and Cash accept a plea bargain that will give them 18 months in a minimum-security prison, then Perret arranges for their destination to be diverted to a maximum-security prison where Perret's minions proceed to torture Tango and Cash. Tango and Cash are forced to work together in a spectacular escape from the prison. After the escape, Tango and Cash set out to prove their innocence, and Cash has a romance with Tango's sister Catherine "kiki" Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I saw Zardoz a few times now, it's pretty far out there. Synopsis - watch it for yourself, you won't be disappointed. All I need to say is flying skulls, guns, Sean Connery weird future utopias mixed with magic, plus bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redeyedanimal Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 pretty funny movie if you don't take anything about it seriously. I saw it about 4 years ago and didn't get it, then rewatched it and lol'd through the whole thing. not sure if it is supposed to be funny or not though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Were you hiiiiiighhhh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 i dont think theres enough mushrooms or pot to make that watchable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Look at your boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zardoz Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ROBERT Z'DAR? wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Were you hiiiiiighhhh?? yes. very. :scrambled: It was back in the day when i did whatever was around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I KNOW YOU GOT STABBED AND YOURE G'D UP RIGHT NOW. BUT DONT THINK YOU CAN VENTURE INTO JA RULE TERRITORY, 1. AND DONT START IN ON TANGO AND CASH OR COUNT TO 150 ACROSS YOUR FACIAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 whatever zardoz fuckin rulez z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Not only have I seen ZARDOZ, but it was the answer to a trivia question at the bar recently and I was the only one who got it right. I felt like the coolest nerd at computer camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 ZOLTAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Holy shit, I saw that about 20 years ago and it was on VHS at the local video hire shop (before there were chains like Blockbuster and Video ezy) too. Only thing I remember about it is Connery grabbing some girl just standing there and sucking on her tit. Far out, man. Barbarella is way cooler...., pure seventies space porn funk!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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