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Shark Week 2010

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It started tonight. Is anyone watching this?

 

The episode that is on right now (EST) has some guys dragging a whale carcass out to float off Seal Island (where all the Great Whites fly out of the water to get seals). So they drag the whale out there and 20+ Great Whites go into a feeding frenzy on this thing. So the scientist filming the show goes into the cage for a better look. They end up finding Great White males with hard-ons. Apparently filling their stomachs, while eating with the opposite sex, gets them all horny. So they all ate until they went into a food coma then swam off to find some place to fuck.

 

Hey Caligula --ain't that like you with your women at a Golden China buffet.

 

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yea. Those guys out they fucking minds.

A guy gets in some type of flotation device called the seal craft or some shit.

I could be wrong but the thing looked half as big as them sharks did. Hung

some food a VERY short distance from the front of his little ass raft and a

big ass shark jumped out the lake right in front of him. They in kayaks and

shit just begging for it

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I love old ideas for new threads.

 

Watch A Serbian Film earl. You will be transformed into a yellow lettered being with a new lease on life, and threadmaking.

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Ps, that was me being the to honest guy that thinks he's your friend and doesn't think twice about being arrogent, rude and even grotesque around you and your girl when in actuality you can't stand his guts and talk shit in disbelief about when his ride finaly shows up after his homies left him there which were really the only tie you have with him.

 

That's me right there... I'm in your internets, fucking up your program.

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And playing black jack with after diner(I'm the dealer, that way when the house always win its me. Cause its my house. Not there's. Mine)

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im from australia, so whats the actual program called where they dragged that whale out. cuz its not called shark week is it? i want to try watch it online

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COS Slow your roll boss hogg.

 

I can't be the only one not interested in this?

 

Same shit each year. I guess consistency is a good thing. But eh.

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I can't be the only one not interested in this?

 

Same shit each year. I guess consistency is a good thing. But eh.

 

 

I've never actually watched Shark Week before. It started tonight and the show that was on had the crazy footage of 22ft long great whites in a feeding frenzy on a dead whale.

 

With the consistency of threads lately, I figured "why not make a thread about it."

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How in the world have you never watched Shark Week? It's something I've looked forward to since the early nineties.

 

Ad CoS was referring to the MAR thread from a couple of months ago. I am eager to find this whale sex food orgy, though.

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Weapon --I probably haven't watched Shark Week since the 90's and I don't really remember it. I'm not really a big TV guy.

 

I guess tonight at 9pm, some guy is going to show people how to survive shark attacks by jumping in the water with sharks.

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