earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 It started tonight. Is anyone watching this? The episode that is on right now (EST) has some guys dragging a whale carcass out to float off Seal Island (where all the Great Whites fly out of the water to get seals). So they drag the whale out there and 20+ Great Whites go into a feeding frenzy on this thing. So the scientist filming the show goes into the cage for a better look. They end up finding Great White males with hard-ons. Apparently filling their stomachs, while eating with the opposite sex, gets them all horny. So they all ate until they went into a food coma then swam off to find some place to fuck. Hey Caligula --ain't that like you with your women at a Golden China buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 yea. Those guys out they fucking minds. A guy gets in some type of flotation device called the seal craft or some shit. I could be wrong but the thing looked half as big as them sharks did. Hung some food a VERY short distance from the front of his little ass raft and a big ass shark jumped out the lake right in front of him. They in kayaks and shit just begging for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 seconded. im trying to get my girl to watch some, but she aint having it. she hates seeing animals die or eat each other lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 FINALLY SHARK WEEK IS HERE!!!!!!! HELL YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I love old ideas for new threads. Watch A Serbian Film earl. You will be transformed into a yellow lettered being with a new lease on life, and threadmaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Ps, that was me being the to honest guy that thinks he's your friend and doesn't think twice about being arrogent, rude and even grotesque around you and your girl when in actuality you can't stand his guts and talk shit in disbelief about when his ride finaly shows up after his homies left him there which were really the only tie you have with him. That's me right there... I'm in your internets, fucking up your program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Your not being Earl, your being the gen pop or whomever else I'm speaking to in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 And masterbating with at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 And playing black jack with after diner(I'm the dealer, that way when the house always win its me. Cause its my house. Not there's. Mine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 i also urinate with them, openly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 im from australia, so whats the actual program called where they dragged that whale out. cuz its not called shark week is it? i want to try watch it online 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 COS Slow your roll boss hogg. I can't be the only one not interested in this? Same shit each year. I guess consistency is a good thing. But eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 dont worry, just looked on the discovery site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Oh thankgoodness. I was searching and coming up dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 use lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Wait for it wait for iiiiiiiit. Fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 So how bout them sharks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 I can't be the only one not interested in this? Same shit each year. I guess consistency is a good thing. But eh. I've never actually watched Shark Week before. It started tonight and the show that was on had the crazy footage of 22ft long great whites in a feeding frenzy on a dead whale. With the consistency of threads lately, I figured "why not make a thread about it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 How in the world have you never watched Shark Week? It's something I've looked forward to since the early nineties. Ad CoS was referring to the MAR thread from a couple of months ago. I am eager to find this whale sex food orgy, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Jawsome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 Weapon --I probably haven't watched Shark Week since the 90's and I don't really remember it. I'm not really a big TV guy. I guess tonight at 9pm, some guy is going to show people how to survive shark attacks by jumping in the water with sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 this should be the new shark week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 they play repeats all week or what?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhills Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 since it is shark week, i shall be getting a shark tattoo to show my love for this awesome animal. stoked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 ***SHARK WEEK 2010*** FUCK YEAH. MY LIFE CAN BE HAPPILY LIVED FOR ANOTHER WEEK. SHOW THE SHARK LUVVV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Re: ***SHARK WEEK 2010*** *facepalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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