Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Jake Byrd crashed my probation hearing.. the Judge added 1 an extra year for that fiasco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 my cat shit behind a table and i accidentally vaccumed it. Fresh shit coated the inside of the vaccum. imad weaaak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 do graffiti, disregard depression, acquire fame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Portugeezers have your girl. Their small, shifty, moustaches will destroy her. Good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 On the brighter side of things, she doesn't really drink anything more than a glass of wine at dinner (She really straighted my party-animal ass up). So it will not be an alcohol induced infidelity. ...most of her time there will be spent in the rural areas, out in cabins surrounded by forests... So in other words, if she does roll around the in the hay with some muscular European farmhand with the mind of a child, it's not going to be because she was under the influence of anything, but because she really wanted to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 It's not the locals you gotta worry about as much as other students / backpackers. In these cases, they stay in dorms and hostels, so sex is a tough option. She'll prob just kiss a lot of dudes. Only the super slutty ones with low/no standards get down with the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 looking at her program's itinerary most of her time there will be spent in the rural areas, out in cabins surrounded by forests. She's gonna get fucked by a pack of bears :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 She's gonna get fucked by a pack of niggers and itll be her fault *** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I just got back from Portugal and I saw DAO getting fingerbanged by your girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 i have had aids for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I know I am not a girl but I was alone in Barcelona for a month when my relationship was on the rocks (we ended up breaking things off a few months later, unrelated) and I still didn't even consider trying to get at a girl, but that's solely on principle of how I live my life. A lot of girls are the same way, a lot aren't, you know what I'm saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 i think that means you're gay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 :lol: I'd estimate 99% of girlfriends would cheat while in Europe. Then again, I'm not the most trusting person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Azores cats > mainland cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 a few of you dudes fucked it for this guy lol I have appreciated being single a lot lately for situations like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 KGP's post on his girl's Facebook: "my world is gone." :lol: This is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I know I am not a girl but I was alone in Barcelona for a month when my relationship was on the rocks (we ended up breaking things off a few months later, unrelated) and I still didn't even consider trying to get at a girl, but that's solely on principle of how I live my life. A lot of girls are the same way, a lot aren't, you know what I'm saying? This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 :lol: I'd estimate 99% of girlfriends would cheat while in Europe. Then again, I'm not the most trusting person Wouls this be your crazy ex that you would do anything for, still love out of spite and do drugs to compensate for the loss of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Are you asking if she cheated on me in Europe? Nah br0, I wouldn't ever have let her go. I did spend a night with her like last week though, and was pissed when I found out she went to Vegas for her 21st, since she shut down my plans to go when we were together. Guess she wasn't trusting either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Why wouldn't you let her go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Because I'd estimate 99% of girlfriends would cheat while in Europe. Then again, I'm not the most trusting person Same reason she didn't let me go to Vegas alone, I'd imagine. However, the Europe thing isn't even a real scenario that happened, so let's go back to laughing at KGP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Is this the same dude who was pressured into becoming a vegi/vegan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Yes :lol:. He denies to this day that she made him become one, BUT SHE FUCKING DID! BRAINWASHING BITCH! Different girl, by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 what happened to the white women appreciation thread? i'll just leave this here then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 It's not the locals you gotta worry about as much as other students / backpackers. In these cases, they stay in dorms and hostels, so sex is a tough option. She'll prob just kiss a lot of dudes. Only the super slutty ones with low/no standards get down with the locals. I feel pathetic saying this, but I actually brought this 12oz thread up in a conversation tonight with a co-worker (who actually does write, so its not that pathetic) and he said that when he was working at this ski resort last winter, there were a bunch of young girls from Chile, Argentina and Peru working there. Anyways, every last one of them cheated on their boyfriend with an American. So it's pretty much inevitable that my girlfriend is going to do something. Maybe I will go out to the bars alone tonight and just... "see what happens". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 She's gonna get fucked by a pack of bears :lol: Science Lesson: Bears don't roll in packs ya doof, they roll in "sloths" or "sleuths". But for the most part they are solitary animals unless they're breeding. Funny thing is, she called me a few days ago to tell me about a mother grizzly and two cubs that her class spotted in Kracow, Poland. Maybe they had incestuous/lesbian sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Science Lesson: Bears don't roll in packs ya doof, they roll in "sloths" or "sleuths". But for the most part they are solitary animals unless they're breeding. Funny thing is, she called me a few days ago to tell me about a mother grizzly and two cubs that her class spotted in Kracow, Poland. Maybe they had incestuous/lesbian sex? science lesson, your girl's getting piped and you're on 12oz you mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 So it's pretty much inevitable that my girlfriend is going to do something. Maybe I will go out to the bars alone tonight and just... "see what happens". Good for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 aw snap injury.... haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Your girl is gonna get fucked by a sloth of bears LOL In all seriousness though, she's bound to do something, maybe not fuck, but probably get fingerblasted by a bear atleast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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