MedicineCabinet Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 damn reality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I feel no pity for anyone or anything ever but in some microscopic way I feel for you my man. You can on her asking for people to cheer you up and make you feel better and all you got was people laughing at you and telling you the truth/reality of what happens (me included). This was probably one of the most counter productive things you ever did. HAHA in a Nelson Muntz voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 This is your girl right now... ...but she's smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I've been with my lady for 3 (rounding 4) years. I'm so goddamn glad to say that i'm 100 percent positive she's not getting piped in malaysia. Please refer to the south park episode about chinpokomon for the answer to this "Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!". 'sides. she let me get all the pussy i wanted while she was away. who cares if she got some 2 incher. she'll still be wishing for mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Come on ct, we all know asian dudes don't actually fuck, they just stuff sea creatures and bugs into females' orifices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 that is vurrrrrry true. maybe that's why she decided to become a race traitor (thank god) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
find317 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 pardon my seriousness. but man.. if you cant trust your girl being out your sight in a nice vacation type location for three weeks then youre already fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 all im saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT I've professed my appreciation for this image before but, Oh the depravity of it all and the repugnance on that bitch's face. 2 thumbs up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Well no ones fucking my girl currently... If they were then I'd have a girl (a cheating slut admittedly)... //needanincubatorasaponer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 ^^ whenever im talking to a girl, i always have a down to bone ho on the back burner..just in case my girl tries to pull some dumb shit. I'll just bang the slut and rub it in her face. Im not that mature.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 a good homie dropped this info on me as a teenager and nothing was ever more accurate since then looking back... always, always, always have a side bitch. and youll never get jealous. fact of the matter is broads come and broads go, why in the FUCK would you let a piece of wet hole interfear with real life, and your real perspective. think money, think power, think success... and shit, think pussy. fucking aint about showing love for another person, its about showing love to yourself. unless your a pubesest zitface, theres no excuse for putting any emotion beyond human respect to anything other than yourself. once you do, your living for no reason but someone elses. and that aint living at all. may aswell be a fucking labrat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 JUST LIGHT YOUR FACE ON FIRE HOMEBOY LIFE WILL BE ALRIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Research and see if the city you live in endorses the use of fluoride in your water. If so that shit will depress your ass big time. It's the active ingredient in Prozac, rat poison, etc and it's meant to make you a big pussy. FYI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I feel for you kgp. I spent some months in Europe, shit is true. Hell, I cheated on my then girlfriend on my third night there. Drue is right, it's the only live once thing. Although from what you've described she may not cheat. Log cabins and shit you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 homosexuality stole my boyfriend for a lifetime. make me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I TOTALY NEVER SEEN THAT COMING. seriously tho from the pics iv seen posted im shocked he was even able to get it up without french kissing a man beard and cupping someone elses balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 :( . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 cold blooded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Wait, 50's boyfriend went gay? The French Laundry one? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I've professed my appreciation for this image before but, Oh the depravity of it all and the repugnance on that bitch's face. 2 thumbs up. The stain on the couch, that i assume is the result of copious amounts of back sweat, is also crucial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Wait, 50's boyfriend went gay? The French Laundry one? LOL! Gonna need a confirmation on this ASAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Where the fuck did you get the that porn/can swilling shot from? Shit is rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 ^ Still waiting myself. Edit: To Realism Also, everyone, I just saw KGP. He seemed OK, non suicicdal at least. He told me the first few days were easy with interweb porn to occupy his time, but that his internet is currently down so this is affecting him much worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 The stain on the couch, that i assume is the result of copious amounts of back sweat, is also crucial. i knew what photo you were referencing without even looking at it- an internet gem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 IAlthough from what you've described she may not cheat. Log cabins and shit you know. bear-like horny mountain men, whove seen less than 10 females throughout the duration of their lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Not for nothing, but getting weepy over your girl being away for 3 weeks is good enough reason for you to be left out of the Platoon. I think the rest of the Platoon would agree. Sorry to hear man. I feel bad for you, unlike KGP who can't grasp the moment of freedom like a REAL FUCKING MAN!!!!!! :lol: I'm saying KGP is just not that type of man. :confused: :mad: :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Wait, 50's boyfriend went gay? The French Laundry one? LOL! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I just realized something, if KGP's girl wanted to fuck Portagues, she could have saved the trip and gone down to Fall River or New Bedford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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