SwampFightOner Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Perhaps if you weren't so obsessed with her, three weeks without her wouldn't be an issue...just saying br0. Also, I got your text earlier, and I'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 i'm hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Cristiano is currently sexing your girlfriend. If you believe the rumors its doubtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 if anyone knows anything about buying calling cards to use on a prepaid cellphone holla at a nigga page plus is the biz. $45/mo all you can talk and text. runs on the Verizon network... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 damn. girlfriends being gone. shit sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 DAAAAAAYUM, SO WHEN SHE BRINGS BACK CRABS, WHATCHA GONNA DO? REVENGE CRABS, THATS WHAT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 im out of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I'm leading a pretty good life. What's this thread about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 KGP's post on his girl's Facebook: "my world is gone." :lol: My dude's always been an emo fuck, but I love him anyways, no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 portugal stole my girlfriend for 3 weeks. make me happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 <hugepussy.jpg> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 KGP's post on his girl's Facebook: "my world is gone." :lol: My dude's always been an emo fuck, but I love him anyways, no homo post pic of said girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 i bet you $5 that your girl gets hammered and swoons for some tan portuguese dude also all portuguese dudes look like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I have to put my dog of 11 years to sleep tommorow. for you dude. this song cheered me up when my cat of 15 years died, despite it being about mans best friend. condolences. good luck. kgp, go beat your dick or fuck some ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXIuAz7aryo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PbtP8-d3Rc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei0PzrwrFt8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Go see your single friends. Remember life without petty drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_fell_off_the_bike Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Portugese dudes are mad horny/low standards having mafuckers, worse than Guidos. A chick would seriously have to look like Tom Waits not to get hit on by those dudes. Hope ya got a faithfull ass girl :( When I was there I'd be holding my girls hands and dudes would hit on her. I'd get in their face telling em to fuck off and they just look at me like 'What? What's the issue?' Sorry bro, truth hurts Absolute truth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 portugal stole my girlfriend for 3 weeks. make me happy she's getting railed by some guy with a funny accent right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Hey that shit about Portagees fucking anything that walks is pure truth. I got a Portugese buddy that fucks a lot nasty looking just plan SKANKY bitchs. Im talking the worst you'd ever seen. Busted grills, Im saying even the fat ones with busted grills. Its kind of revolting actually. His brother is just as bad. I used to live across the street from one Portugese guy that openly admits to fucking a chicken once. TRUTH! Blew my fucking mind and makes me want to vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 i bet you $5 that your girl gets hammered and swoons for some tan portuguese dude also all portuguese dudes look like this: And they all like to cry in front of a stadium filled with tens of thousands of people while TV cameras broadcast your weeping face to millions of viewers around the world. TUFF NIGGAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Bahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 i'm sooooooooooooooooo fucking tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 what island is she on? cause allllllll pork chops are island monkeys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 my girlfriend and i just broke up and we keep fucking and i know it needs to stop but i cant FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 ^^^ True story. I studied abroad on a campus with about 70-80 girls - Every last one of them cheated on their boyfriends back home (& that were with them.) I really wish I wouldn't have read this. My girlfriend is on a trip with school right now, starting in Poland, then Germany then Iceland... Your post actually kept me from sleeping last night. I really hope she isn't chasing the German schnitzel right now. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I wish it wasn't true... Europe makes everyone horny. It's the booze, drugs, new experiences, bonding with new friends... but... it is the you only live once & you're only young once thing that does 'em in. Fuck your stupid 19 year old boyfriend you probably won't be dating in a few years. If she has a chance to hook up with a cute crunchy backpacker from Oregon she never would have met in life, of some guido dancer in a club in Madrid, best believe she is getting the dick. It works both ways. I banged so many chicks(local and North American) in Europe it puts my stateside game to shame. I've seen fiances stray and destroy would-be marriages. I am holding so many girls secrets, it eats away at me. (For the record I never knowingly hookedup with other mens' women, too many "singles" to have to.) I hate bursting bubbles, but if you think your girl is gonna stay faithful, you must have a magic dick and a huge trust fund... or else what happens abroad stays abroad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I wish it wasn't true... Europe makes everyone horny. It's the booze, drugs, new experiences, bonding with new friends... but... it is the you only live once & you're only young once thing that does 'em in. Fuck your stupid 19 year old boyfriend you probably won't be dating in a few years. If she has a chance to hook up with a cute crunchy backpacker from Oregon she never would have met in life, of some guido dancer in a club in Madrid, best believe she is getting the dick. It works both ways. I banged so many chicks(local and North American) in Europe it puts my stateside game to shame. I've seen fiances stray and destroy would-be marriages. I am holding so many girls secrets, it eats away at me. (For the record I never knowingly hookedup with other mens' women, too many "singles" to have to.) I hate bursting bubbles, but if you think your girl is gonna stay faithful, you must have a magic dick and a huge trust fund... or else what happens abroad stays abroad. I hate you Drue_Down. On the brighter side of things, she doesn't really drink anything more than a glass of wine at dinner (She really straighted my party-animal ass up). So it will not be an alcohol induced infidelity. In addition to that, looking at her program's itinerary most of her time there will be spent in the rural areas, out in cabins surrounded by forests (she's a wildlife ecology major), so I don't think there will be many opportunities for her to be seduced. Unless of course you are suggesting the younglings (most are 18 or 19) that are out with could possibly pull that off, but she's too smart (23 year old bookworm) for these rednecks trying to get fishery and hunting related jobs in the DNR. From an outside perspective do I just sound like I am in denial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 ^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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