Knee Grow Please Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 portugal stole my girlfriend for 3 weeks. make me happy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I have to put my dog of 11 years to sleep tommorow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 FAVELA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Sorry you ain't feeling great right now gents. My daughter took her first step today....whoop! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 my cat shit behind a table and i accidentally vaccumed it. Fresh shit coated the inside of the vaccum. imad 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 1, 2010 Author Share Posted August 1, 2010 kid, you're such a creep. fuck life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 my cat shit behind a table and i accidentally vaccumed it. Fresh shit coated the inside of the vaccum. imad :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 malaysia stole my girlfriend for a year and counting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 cheer up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_FmwMDEUsU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 if anyone knows anything about buying calling cards to use on a prepaid cellphone holla at a nigga 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 she is gonna be getting stuffed by a bunch of Portuguese dicks while you sit at home and refresh ch. 0... awwwwwwwwww 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 This should cheer you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 if anyone knows anything about buying calling cards to use on a prepaid cellphone holla at a nigga whats this look like, a laundromat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 go start a relationship with another girl. dump her in 2 and a half weeks. fake death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 portugal stole my girlfriend for 3 weeks. make me happy That's what you're hands for bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 she is gonna be getting stuffed by a bunch of Portuguese dicks while you sit at home and refresh ch. 0... awwwwwwwwww I came to post exactly this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Cristiano is currently sexing your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 You can buy calling cards at Walgreen's or lots of stores, you get a card, call a number, and then they'll ask you to enter the pin you get, then you can call around the world for a few hours for like 10 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonmyD Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI3mK1X1vY0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 portugal stole my girlfriend for 3 weeks. make me happy Not for nothing, but getting weepy over your girl being away for 3 weeks is good enough reason for you to be left out of the Platoon. I think the rest of the Platoon would agree. I have to put my dog of 11 years to sleep tommorow. Sorry to hear man. I feel bad for you, unlike KGP who can't grasp the moment of freedom like a REAL FUCKING MAN!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 My wife is kicking me out of the house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 My grandma is about to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 so keep it getoe with the plastic cups It's the return, so turn it up It's gettin hot in hurr, we burnin up KGP what you need to do is get up in a bunch of p-geze brawds just to even up the score while she gone. Put up a stripper pole too while you at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I have to put my dog of 11 years to sleep tommorow. damn bro, sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Portugese dudes are mad horny/low standards having mafuckers, worse than Guidos. A chick would seriously have to look like Tom Waits not to get hit on by those dudes. Hope ya got a faithfull ass girl :( When I was there I'd be holding my girls hands and dudes would hit on her. I'd get in their face telling em to fuck off and they just look at me like 'What? What's the issue?' Sorry bro, truth hurts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 When the cats away, the mice will play...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 she is gonna be getting stuffed by a bunch of Portuguese dicks while you sit at home and refresh ch. 0... awwwwwwwwww ^^^ True story. I studied abroad on a campus with about 70-80 girls - Every last one of them cheated on their boyfriends back home (& that were with them.) I have spent a lot of time in Europe over the past 20+ years... The girls leave trails of vaginal juice as they walk down the streets. They usually just hookup with other Americans/Aussies/Kiwis, most girls know guidos are gross. So technically, she is no longer your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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