john_gacy 426 Posted August 1, 2010 Yeah, stopping in Portland, ME briefly on my way through, anyone know what the fuck there is to do there? I know there are a few breweries/brewpubs. Any suggestions on a decent beach in the area? Any other good ideas and the usual 12oz wiseass remarks always welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IRON CHEF 450 Posted August 1, 2010 "THE OTHER PORTLAND" IS MAINE, AND AS LONG AS THERE IS SIDE-BOOB SUCH AS THAT, I'L BE MEETING YOU THERE AT SOME POINT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 1,025 Posted August 1, 2010 trains. just sayin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ALLFATS 36 Posted August 1, 2010 thats some nice side tittie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterblunt 43 Posted August 1, 2010 yeah, i'm kind of getting a chubby while having my morning coffee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HATER. 120 Posted August 1, 2010 go to the visitor center , talk to Mary she has a cat , you need to pet the cat three times. Then she will tell you everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autoteller 293 Posted August 1, 2010 maine has some nice concrete parks if you can find them. weed's good up in maine, and the hippies are friendly enough to sell you some if you AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKIN NARC. other than that. maine is where people go to die, or write manifestos and send letterbombs. or wrestle bears Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Auerbach 16 Posted August 1, 2010 Gritty McDuff's pub is fuckin awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausage party 90 Posted August 1, 2010 butt fucking peoples faces is hella easy there blood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BADBREATH 43 Posted August 1, 2010 GET SOME WET LOG MARKING SPRAY PAINT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
100%juice 33 Posted August 1, 2010 portland is pretty quiet but i definitely saw some nice rooftops around while there a few years back. it seemed like a pretty good place to relax and do nothing in particular. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john_gacy 426 Posted August 2, 2010 other than that. maine is where people go to die, or write manifestos and send letterbombs. or wrestle bears I already have plans to letterbomb some bears and wrestle some dying people..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FastFinisher 14 Posted August 2, 2010 Hunt some moose. You see that side boob...... That's my side boob. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SS Sturmführer 5 Posted August 3, 2010 This Is A Better Portland Than That Faggot Filled, Matt Groening Ass, Mini Seattle, Has A Pretty Good NBA Team But Never Can Seem To Win A Semi-Final Thingy, Fucking "Razorblade City" Sorry Honky, You're Still White, Wish You Were Either E-40 or Curt Cobain Shithole On The West Coast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~KRYLON2~ 570 Posted August 3, 2010 now thats a nice side boob! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
