john_gacy Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Yeah, stopping in Portland, ME briefly on my way through, anyone know what the fuck there is to do there? I know there are a few breweries/brewpubs. Any suggestions on a decent beach in the area? Any other good ideas and the usual 12oz wiseass remarks always welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner9000 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IRON CHEF Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 "THE OTHER PORTLAND" IS MAINE, AND AS LONG AS THERE IS SIDE-BOOB SUCH AS THAT, I'L BE MEETING YOU THERE AT SOME POINT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 trains. just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 thats some nice side tittie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterblunt Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 yeah, i'm kind of getting a chubby while having my morning coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 go to the visitor center , talk to Mary she has a cat , you need to pet the cat three times. Then she will tell you everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 maine has some nice concrete parks if you can find them. weed's good up in maine, and the hippies are friendly enough to sell you some if you AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKIN NARC. other than that. maine is where people go to die, or write manifestos and send letterbombs. or wrestle bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Auerbach Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Gritty McDuff's pub is fuckin awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 butt fucking peoples faces is hella easy there blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADBREATH Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 GET SOME WET LOG MARKING SPRAY PAINT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 portland is pretty quiet but i definitely saw some nice rooftops around while there a few years back. it seemed like a pretty good place to relax and do nothing in particular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 2, 2010 Author Share Posted August 2, 2010 other than that. maine is where people go to die, or write manifestos and send letterbombs. or wrestle bears I already have plans to letterbomb some bears and wrestle some dying people..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Hunt some moose. You see that side boob...... That's my side boob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SS Sturmführer Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 This Is A Better Portland Than That Faggot Filled, Matt Groening Ass, Mini Seattle, Has A Pretty Good NBA Team But Never Can Seem To Win A Semi-Final Thingy, Fucking "Razorblade City" Sorry Honky, You're Still White, Wish You Were Either E-40 or Curt Cobain Shithole On The West Coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 hemad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 now thats a nice side boob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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