gasfacevictm Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Yeah, what the fuck? They never talk about zombie movies in zombie movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Exactly haha apparently in zombie movies, zombies are real but zombie movies aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 If it were like that everyone would be going for headaches straight off and there wouldn't be enough comically stupid deaths. Like shooting the Ombue in te chest and it drops, then turning your back on it so it attacks you a second later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 True enough haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Yeah, what the fuck? They never talk about zombie movies in zombie movies. seriously, the black guy always talks about how the black guy always dies, right before he dies, why cant zombie apocalypse survivors talk about zombie movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 there needs to be a zombie movie that involves a slightly overweight comic nerd, a soldier who was shipped back to america from iraq cus its the new front lines and his company got killed, a jersey shore hoe (gotta have a character death in the first episode) and an illegal immigrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 If they actually just killed Snookie on set I don't think anyone would mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 they shoulda paid the cast of jersey shore to be "walk on" zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 im pretty sure it would end up like that one episode of its always sunny in philadelphia where that blonde girl is an extra as a dead body in a horror movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 the reason why they stripped that car for parts is cus they have hardly any ammo, so going into a zombie infested town for spare parts armed with baseball bats is a terrible idea. zombies dont die like they do in Left4dead2 haha. but i did appreciate how they stopped the car alarm by popping the hood and disconnecting the battery. cus thats how you gotta do it. then again, the dude DID disconnect it like it was a plug in a socket when it was really was a bolted on wire.... the washboards probably came from the dude who has the camper, i cant imagine someone into the whole RV camping lifestyle would expect there to be a laundromat on location. also, why havent they atleast TRIED to make some walls or something? dude with the hat obviously predicted they would be moving further into the woods for food, why didnt his lazy ass suggest it? i'm guessing you missed the empty can on a string wall they had? why waste time building a wall when you might not stay for long??? a empty can on a string wall works wonders... they did it all the time in world war 1 and 2... there is no way in getting around them... unless you take off each can without shaking the string they are on.. and zombies can't do that.... but.. i bet some of them could seeing as how a select few can climb a fence :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 them climbing zombies are just hungry . last episode was good thank god this wasnt one of those "and he finaly found his family in the 900th episode" shows. im glad he got to his whore wife and dumb son in the first 3 episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i'm guessing you missed the empty can on a string wall they had? why waste time building a wall when you might not stay for long??? a empty can on a string wall works wonders... they did it all the time in world war 1 and 2... there is no way in getting around them... unless you take off each can without shaking the string they are on.. and zombies can't do that.... but.. i bet some of them could seeing as how a select few can climb a fence :lol: i was wondering wtf that was. they look spaced too far apart to hit eachother though, thats why i didnt think it was a fence thing like that. but i mean, i think it would be more about keeping the zombies out. i mean they already have their shit strung out all over the place. its not like they could pack up and go in 15 minutes. i imagine "fresh" or fairly unharmed zombies would have more brain function left. like the wife who was trying to open the door and looked just like she was doped up, not a zombie. also, how are there so many zombies? if people become zombies by being bitten, and in this show come back to life after a while, how come the zombies only take one bite and leave them alone? it would make sense if a zombies instincts led them to bite someone but they didnt realize they were full, and just walked away, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 realism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 i'd be a zombie hitler and just do a max extermination of them. how hard could it be? lead them down a dead end alley, close it off and pour gas on them, light em on fire and repeat. take over a whole neighborhood, dig a moat and sex the virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 you're gonna rape the zombies? you are a sick fuck acer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 A zombie is probably the only time I'd ever use a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ as long as you got the glove.......... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 THIS RIGHT HERE..you can even place marks so you know where they are at.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 those would get filled up fast though.. it'd need to be a pit ALSO... gasoline only lasts a month if stored in shit conditions.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Gasoline does not "break down" in a human lifetime, however: 1. You may notice issues if you have a tank full of gas purchased in winter and you start your car up in the summer, or vice versa, as oil companies modify their formulations for a consant viscocity at seasonal temperatures. 2. The most volatile parts of the gasoline may evaporate over a period of months, increasing the "gumminess" of the tank contents, but this isn't likely to cause issues you'd notice unless you fed your car a steady diet of old gasoline. 3. If the tank is not full, you may get water condensing in the tank at night and getting trapped under the gasoline. Since the fuel line draws from the bottom of the tank, this may result in water in your fuel line, which will present a problem. Other problems (like gasket shrinkage, battery charge, or fluid-levels dropping due to small leaks) are probably going to be bigger concerns. None of these issues would be noticable in Atlanta after only a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 THIS RIGHT HERE..you can even place marks so you know where they are at.. yea, you have plenty of time to dig holes and set traps in the middle of the thriller video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 its all about that napalm. if your gonna have gasoline and maybe your barricaded above a ups store, why not have some fun with it? how do zombies respond to electrocution? the brain has electricity, so i think shooting a shitload of volts through it and melting it would do the same as puncturing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 i would just set up the ill booby traps in the middle of the street with a boombox on an extension cord... woth maaad ammo on the second floor.. just plug in michael jacksons thriller, and watch zombies come out the woodwark, and just have target practice allday... when im tired of murkin zombies unplug the boombox. honeslty id be havin mad fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Yo, we're dead too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 DOD SNO was full of laughs... awesome movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 the funniest ones in that movie were the nazi zombies and dude who was all paranoid so he kept cutting limbs off :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 what is this nazi zombie bs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TALE ONE Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 The fence made of cans....I assumed that each can had a rock in it...to create a rattle. And dude had a point about the zombie population. The zombie population would increase rapidly then plateau. The initial spread will be when society is still intact...where people who are bit can still escape. Eventually that would cease and all new victims would be devoured. No more new zombies. Which is why I would get a heavy duty vehicle, drive very carefully, and run them all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 so whats the concept of the zombies "life" span.... there "dead" but how long do they wander around until they fall over and just rot to puss? as functional bodies they have to some how be alive in the sense they can move and shit, obviously not enough or theyd be climbin' ladders and shit. but after they eat all the living shit wouldnt htey eventually fall over and not be able to go to raves in the big city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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