acer910 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Man, I fucking smashed my thumb with a hammer today, too. What a gyp. well, put the smallest bit you can find in a press, and relieve the pressure. the first time i did it i had to get my boss to do it (i dont even fuck with shots, il be damned if i drill a hole in my finger) but after that the next few times werent so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 what the fuck "your finger hurts? impale it with a drillbit- that should take care of the pain" fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that i'll stick with a bandaid and some ibeprofun thank you kindly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 nothing big, had my uncle stitch up the back of my head a couple of times when i was younger. myself i have used tweezers to pull pieces of glass out of my right knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I've been known to cut my own hair. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twonpoo Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 doctors always make things better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I remember a scene from Rambo I think where he gets out his utility knife and some string and stitches up a wound. Dope shit. But some of yall should go to a doctor to.figure out the reasons for your recurring cysts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Had to stitch my self up once. Only three though. Luckily my girl at the time was a dental hygienist and stole supplies from work and had some suechers. c00l story bro? also ripped a piece of a broken tooth out of my mouth but I dont think that is any kind of surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 YESS! fuuuu'yall of you. i'd fuck jennas entire vagina until my dick falls off. word lyfe. s0n's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skullnbones Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I dug some sort of worm out of my knee years back. At first I thought it was just thick puss that had solidified a bit but then it all came out in one piece and there it was. I was living in a tropic region at the time. Other than that I've dug out some big chunks of glass but that's it. Nothing surrious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 what the fuck "your finger hurts? impale it with a drillbit- that should take care of the pain" fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that i'll stick with a bandaid and some ibeprofun thank you kindly you just drill deep enough to penetrate the fingernail, it relieves the pressure thats under your nail. so it stops hurting, and your nail probly wont fall off. and it wont be as purple. you stop drilling once you hit skin, obviously. its about as painful as clipping your fingernail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 It's actually really easy (and a lot safer) to do without a drill or press. You can heat up a pin or needle and with a little twisting it will go through the nail quite easily. Or you can use a drill bit out of a drill and just twist it with your fingers. Doesn't take long at all. Opt for the pin and you can get a rad stream of blood firing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I dug some sort of worm out of my knee years back. At first I thought it was just thick puss that had solidified a bit but then it all came out in one piece and there it was. I was living in a tropic region at the time. Other than that I've dug out some big chunks of glass but that's it. Nothing surrious. wtf? grosss man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I wanna see the pictures. ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 i had a cyst on my leg..thought i had some spider eggs in there i just used my finger nails and pretty much opend it up..nasty buisness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 I wanna see the pictures. The setup I havent set up the sink all the way so i had to use a bucket its doin pretty good There was a little bit left in there and to finish the tour of the bathroom, here's my toilet. its feelin a bit sore today, but no big deal...once I got past the skin, below that didn't really have any feeling. it was weird. Here's hoping for no return visits! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 ^god damn, like i said i hope everything was sanitized...that toilet looks like it could be germ infested! props tho for keeping it rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 why do you live where you live..jus axxin.. also, do you have plumbing cause yer toilet looks like a bucket with a seat over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 on 2nd thoughts... did you not wear gloves? those finger nails look pretty grimey/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 and to finish the tour of the bathroom, here's my toilet. Here's hoping for no return visits! toilet paper holder?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 damn son, do you live in a abandoned warehouse or something? You might have that cyst from chilling in your bathroom, jesus, what the fuck? Props on the photos though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 at least we now know where the inhabitants of the homo dungeon relocated to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 My nigguh toiletseat needs to see that bathroom...make his day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 why do you live where you live..jus axxin.. $400 a month, electric included, internet included, water included. its far enough from the city that I don't ever see people unless I invite them. I can walk out my back door and onto a trail into in a cedar glades park. I chop the dead cedars for firewood to heat my house in the winter.. I go to sleep listening to owls and frogs, in pitch black night, and I wake up to birds. I have chickens that I get eggs from every morning, and a garden. Granted, the house was pretty fucked up when I moved in but I've spent 4 months repairing it and now it's perfect for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 :lol: :lol: You might wanna try to keep that open sore clean brah, maybe some antibacterial soap or something, seriously dude!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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