Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I just removed a cyst the size of a large marble from my chest. You will need: 4 packets of prep sanitizer. 1 Exacto Knife, with curved blade. 1 large band-aid. 1 pair of those little medical locking pliers 1 container of Isopropyl Alcohol. Flicks tomorrow of the wound and my setup. I dont think I got ALL of the casing or whatever, so I expect a comeback in the next year or two.It was fucking disgusting. Anyone else done self surgery? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 uhhhhhhhhhh first and no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 hahaha this should be good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 The House Republicans would like to congratulate you on practicing your individual liberty, instead of relying on socialist government Medicaid & taxpayer money. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 i hope you sanitized everything first! who knows what bugs were lurking... ive never, and will never ever consider self surgery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I do my own cysts with a 10g piercing needle and rubbing alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 Yeah i did pretty intense sanitizing with the alcohol. I live out in the middle of the woods though, so I dont know what's lurkin, but I figure its better than being in the city around so many people. My main concern is that there's a big hole in my chest now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 my exgirlfriend's brother was a norteno. i remember chillin at her apartment around 2001, when she gets a call saying her brother just got shot and he's at her dad's house. we drove over there and he had been shot in the hand by some surenos, but since the shooting had become a crime scene, he was hesitant to go to the hospital. so, i watched my girlfriend's dad's girlfriend (a receptionist at a law firm) tend to the wound with gauze, alcohol and steristrips....ghetto ass family. this is the closest thing ive seen to a self surgery i guess. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I dug out a planter's wart on my big toe with a knife. It never came back after that. And earlier this year I removed a salmon bone that had been stuck in my tonsil for a week with some tweezers (didn't know a bone was stuck in there, just thought I was getting strep throat). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 I do my own cysts with a 10g piercing needle and rubbing alcohol. so how long till they come back? and how big are they generally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 yea, i just remembered some self surgery things after reading young's post. in junior high, i had a couple warts on my hand....i took a needle, some rubbing alcohol and a flame and got rid of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I think Spitfire pierced his right ear himself once. I just begrudgingly proped you for teh lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 my exgirlfriend's brother was a norteno. i remember chillin at her apartment around 2001, when she gets a call saying her brother just got shot and he's at her dad's house. we drove over there and he had been shot in the hand by some surenos, but since the shooting had become a crime scene, he was hesitant to go to the hospital. so, i watched my girlfriend's dad's girlfriend (a receptionist at a law firm) tend to the wound with gauze, alcohol and steristrips....ghetto ass family. this is the closest thing ive seen to a self surgery i guess. Wicked...but who shoots someone in the hand? Unless it was fucking godlike where they put a gun to him and he grabbed it and they shot him. Then he got away and had to shoot himself in the other hand and become stigmata'd. was his name Jesus (hey zeus)? that would be so satisfying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 lancing blisters and drilling holes in blue fingernails and letting it drain is the closest ive come to "self surgery" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 so how long till they come back? and how big are they generally? The biggest one Ive had was about the size of my thumb nail. The rest smaller. Ive only had one come back and it cleared out with antibiotics. You REALLY gotta drain it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 lancing blisters and drilling holes in blue fingernails and letting it drain is the closest ive come to "self surgery" Man, I fucking smashed my thumb with a hammer today, too. What a gyp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I think Spitfire pierced his right ear himself once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I get all my surgical supplies at walmart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Wicked...but who shoots someone in the hand? Unless it was fucking godlike where they put a gun to him and he grabbed it and they shot him. Then he got away and had to shoot himself in the other hand and become stigmata'd. was his name Jesus (hey zeus)? that would be so satisfying. they were shooting at him, it just happened to hit him in the hand....under the thumb..the fatty part. no his name wasnt jesus...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abcs Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 cortisone shot will cost between 10 and 100 for a cyst or a pimple I just looked it up. Just seems like less could go wrong, less pain too instead of cutting a hole in yourself and scraping out some gnar. Less disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Pretty metal, takes balls. Ben Wa dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted July 27, 2010 Author Share Posted July 27, 2010 cortisone shot will cost between 10 and 100 for a cyst or a pimple I just looked it up. Just seems like less could go wrong, less pain too instead of cutting a hole in yourself and scraping out some gnar. Less disgusting. man, i just dont like doctors and all that business. It seems like I should be able to do it myself. I like the idea of not relying on someone else to fix you.. Like now if I was stranded in the forest I know that I could use my survival skill of cyst removal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 so wait. you went into the woods and cut yourself open with tools you selected and took pictures? jon? jon rambo? that you? we've been looking for you for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I wanna see the pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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