skullnbones Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 For the record: Fuck beer snobs... well basically anybody with standards. When it comes to free booze, I'll drink fucking deer piss if it's got alcohol in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 something a beer snob would say -"This beer is really hoppy, sam adams summer ale has a hint of lemon with a spice note that tingles the tongue, which is known for its vocabulary of flavor that just is impecable on so many levels, that most other beers can't and won't compete at its level of sophistication and uniqueness. " fuck outta here everytime i see a sam adams commercial, I laugh. beer snobs are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 see here haha this fuckin geek gettin his jollies off, over his beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 "I'm very fond of the double bock.mmmyes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 everyone in New England, and maybe other places around the world, have a huge hard on for sam adam's i don't know why, sam adam's is fucking disgusting. beer snobs are a bunch of fucking idiots. cool br0 you like super "hoppy" beer i don't give a fuck, i'm drinking for different reasons, i'm not drinking to taste hop shit on my mouth all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 For the record: Fuck beer snobs... well basically anybody with standards. When it comes to free booze, I'll drink fucking deer piss if it's got alcohol in it. Hey guys... I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Haha funnily enough, I once came very close to purchasing a pair of Lederhosen. I was at a festival in a small town in Austria and I (like everybody else in the entire town) was incredibly drunk. If they weren't 200Euro plus, I would have rocked them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BobbyMoney Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 CONGRATS! On the free beer! I wish free beer happened to me. Anyone wanna send me free beers? Or if everyone sends me one each...that could work too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I don't care what you two pieces of shit say, Sam Adams is delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 yeah i like sam adams once and a while too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I don't care what you two pieces of shit say, Sam Adams is delicious. i can deal with sam light, and sam adams boston lager. but all those 23012301203 fucking flavors they have suck mega dick. and beer snobs who have hard-ons over sam adams should choke on that mega dick. nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 look niggas... if y'all like busch putcha hands up. if-yah like PBR pucha hands up.. if-ya wanna drinka natty putcha muthafuckin hands up! no seriously though. get yer heads in the game niggas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 speak of the devil. free beer1er ^^^ stop hoarding mang and share that shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 you lost me. so i'll raise you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 share man or im gonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 i can deal with sam light, and sam adams boston lager. but all those 23012301203 fucking flavors they have suck mega dick. and beer snobs who have hard-ons over sam adams should choke on that mega dick. nh My boy picked up a variety 12 pack of Sam Adams the other night, so I sampled a couple. The IPA is actually pretty damn good, buuuuut...they have some blackberry wheat beer that actually tastes like shit. Like a deer that was eating berries all day shit on your tongue. I tend to go for beers like Newcastle/Dos Equis/Red Hook if I can get it, which I view as generally good beers. Still, there are also nights where I'd rather just buy a case of High Life. Beer snobs should drown in their vats of beautifully balanced hoppy flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 trinity ipa,hahah that isn;t bad but the place where it comes from is smelly, and full of idiots. I'm not hating on Sam Adams itself as much as I am on the people who drink it, and think they know all there is to know, and the "pride" they take in enjoying a "flavorful;" beer. I mean i do enjoy good beer, but I'm not one of those schmucks that insists on drinking a beer that cost 8 dollars a bottle all the time, and god forbid you get caught drinking budweiser. I always get weird looks at my dads bar becuase I'll drink 4-8 differnet beers throughout the stay, from stella artois to miller lite to heineken etc., and the confused looks all come from snobs that drinking some micro-brew or expensive ipa's, or the questions like " how can you go from drinking blue moon to a coors lite? omg thats crazy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackboatshoes Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 My boy picked up a variety 12 pack of Sam Adams the other night, so I sampled a couple. The IPA is actually pretty damn good, buuuuut...they have some blackberry wheat beer that actually tastes like shit. Like a deer that was eating berries all day shit on your tongue. I tend to go for beers like Newcastle/Dos Equis/Red Hook if I can get it, which I view as generally good beers. Still, there are also nights where I'd rather just buy a case of High Life. Beer snobs should drown in their vats of beautifully balanced hoppy flavor. hahaha, yeah some of the varieties sams has are just shit, but hey sam's beer snobs love shit so they keep making them. co-signed 100% on the last part, newcastle and red hook and highlife yes! spitfire, isn't ywengling only sold in pitts? or have they branched out to new places? last i heard of them, they only had the man power to supply the demand in pittsburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 ^ NEWCASTLE?! FUCKING NEWCASTLE?! Easily the worst beer I've ever had, although the Newcastle Dunks are one of my favorite pairs of kicks I don't care what you two pieces of shit say, Sam Adams is delicious. False. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 trinity ipa,hahah that isn;t bad but the place where it comes from is smelly, and full of idiots. I hope Trinity burns to the fucking ground. Actually, no, I can't say that, because the smell that would spread throughout the city would be unbearable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 i like tryin beers and have prefereces... i must be a dirty beer snob... aw, maaannn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I hope Trinity burns to the fucking ground. Actually, no, I can't say that, because the smell that would spread throughout the city would be unbearable :lol: i bet that place is why riding around the city you hit random pockets of disgusting stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I got tricked in there one night, and it was the worst smelling bar I've ever been to, BY FAR. I will say this though, the bartender was cool. I got a few shots of Patron and went back to my table, then a minute or two later he came over and was like "Here's the extra from the pour, take that too". Tried to not take a tip on that either. Either he was trying to sex me, or he was quite the chill, smelly, hipster fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brickos Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I was duped into taking four cases of "light" beer once - I would have preferred the rape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Isn't there already a beer thread? Nobody got raped, beer was devoured, and Johnny Fire Face is happy. Closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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