Knee Grow Please Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 GO GET THE BEER YOU FUCKING PUSSY. THIS. i'm leaving now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 GBM, i see your scurred kitty... & raise you this metaphorical statue of KGPs outlook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 THIS. i'm leaving now. ATTA BOY. DRINK UP, TASTE THE WIN. NH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I'd like to offer a new approach to this. Rape him first! Don't ask questions, just rape him first and then take the beer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 this sums it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 take one for the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 MC, i got chu beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 MAKE OUT (NH) LIKE A FUCKING BANDIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 is this dude seriously worried about being raped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 If you want Heineken and Corona, then you're gay. Shit, I never knew drinking Corona made you gay! I must have missed that issue of Maxim. Damn. Here I am thinking all the gays are in Chelsea, but in actuality they must all be in my neighborhood, because everywhere I look I see dudes drinking Corona. I really do find this shit funny. It's fucking beer! How the fuck does it make you "gay" if you're drinking it? I can understand people wanting to say boat drinks make you look a little fruity, but it's just fucking beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 MC, i got chu beat as long as KGPs next thread is titled "i was lulled in under the false pretense of free beer, & now i cant walk right. seeitolduguyz", we all win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 MAKE OUT (NH) LIKE A FUCKING BANDIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I really do find this shit funny. It's fucking beer! How the fuck does it make you "gay" if you're drinking it? I can understand people wanting to say boat drinks make you look a little fruity, but it's just fucking beer! One word: Zima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 why dont you bring the RI platoon? Is this about not wanting to share? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 One word: Zima. Yeah, but Zima isn't beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Shit, I never knew drinking Corona made you gay! I must have missed that issue of Maxim. Damn. Here I am thinking all the gays are in Chelsea, but in actuality they must all be in my neighborhood, because everywhere I look I see dudes drinking Corona. I really do find this shit funny. It's fucking beer! How the fuck does it make you "gay" if you're drinking it? I can understand people wanting to say boat drinks make you look a little fruity, but it's just fucking beer! Sorry Earl, Corona is for white sorority girls and gay men, like piercing your right ear. No self respecting Mexican man would drink it unless it was the only option in a land barren of any other beer that is not light or fruit flavored. All the Spanish speaking hombres in your neighborhood must be man-wranglers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Well I don't give a fuck. I drink Corona, Miller light, Budweiser, Heiniken, Pete's Summer Ale, Presidente, Stella Artois, and a bunch of others. It's beer. I like beer. I drink it. I won't drink Pabst's. I'll take a Corona over that shit any day, even if it means a bunch of people think I'll feeling George Michael in the pants. Plus --it's like i always say. Things like music, film, tv, and beer (or boat drinks for that matter) don't make you gay. Getting kinky with another person with a penis makes you gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I don't drink it with a lime. It tastes like beer to me, and always works on a hot summer day. I guess I'm just not a beer snob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 what are you a pussy? Kick his ass at the first sign of gay advances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Beer is generally usually beer, but Corona is just funk as far as Mexican beer goes. Overpriced too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 free beer? sounds like rape to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 i'm back 30 free beers later and no rape. and i went solo which means it's all mine and i don't have to share. IFUCKINGWINONER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 dude, one time i was stuck on capitol hill and i ended up staying at this random black hipster dj's house named rondo or something and we ended up smoking hella weed and doing some coke and he introduced me to dubstep, which we listened to until like 8 am. looking back at it, i coulda got raped or some shit haha. im a guy, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 i'm back 30 free beers later and no rape. and i went solo which means it's all mine and i don't have to share. IFUCKINGWINONER YOU'RE WELCOME. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU AS A MAN. BE A MAN, PUSSY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 dude, one time i was stuck on capitol hill and i ended up staying at this random black hipster dj's house named rondo or something and we ended up smoking hella weed and doing some coke and he introduced me to dubstep, which we listened to until like 8 am. looking back at it, i coulda got raped or some shit haha. im a guy, btw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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