KILZ FILLZ Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 THAT STORE IS THE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I used to go there allthetime when I lived by one. For a while they sold liquor. Ketel one for $20? Yes please. Gimme some of that all natural orange juice too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 self checkout gets annoying when you need approval from a zit face kid with a badge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Much better than normal check out lines... Easier to rack, less time and easier to rack. But the ID approvals are a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I dislike them cause cashiers get paid to do that,but like you said easy to rack,especially cases of beer on the bottom of the cart. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to boxcarrapist again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 do i use a self-check out....? fuck yeah i use a self-check out. anything that can keep me away from exchanging any communication whatsoever with grocery store people is fucking okay with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I use it at grocery stores if i have less than 15 items.. Nothing pisses me off more than some ghetto ass bitch with a cart full using that thing.. I have also used the jack in the box one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoozy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 you can juke the machines into giving you free food, use bananas trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i only use it when im in a rush and have a few items. other than that, i go to the actually checkers. for every self check out machine thats open, there is one less employee not getting paid...thats fucked up. (i used to work at a supermarket back in the day, so i feel sympathetic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 (i used to work at a supermarket back in the day, so i feel sympathetic) same here.. but that was like 13 years ago haha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 yeah, it was about 10 years ago for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 it's hilarious watching old ass people trying to figure this shit out, my grandpa still calls me to ask how to use a dvd player. but one these days im gonna be a old fuck yelling at technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 self checkout is just another ploy by the federal government to assimilate all of man kind for the ultimate mind control society by limiting human interaction driving us socially inept... n im all 4 it. fuck yall. cinemax and scifi conventions? naugh naught naught naaaaaaught! suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamp handsome Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 This whole thread should go back and edit itself to say " I would never use self checkout to acquire goods illegally, even if it were possible!!" troof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 … my grandpa still calls me to ask how to use a dvd player. i always get the "can you come over and show me how to print an email?" followed by "i just whipped up some homemade lasagna and i have a six pack of beer for you" i love my grandmother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Can't Win Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I only like to use the self checkout when im up to no good. otherwise i prefer having a real person check me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 if carmen at my local super market is working - joining the long line with a big smile otherwise self checkout all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 self checkout def Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 For the most part I use cashiers. At the grocery store I always use the cashiers. As a union man I'd rather provide a reason for them to have a job rather than a machine. Sometimes at Home Depot I use the self check out if im in a hurry with only a couple things. It takes a while when they cant find the bar code of a single screw or have to measure pipes/wood/moulding etc. /nh I was getting some locks for the pad and there was an error scanning I guess but I just kept on scanning shit. Turns out I came up on 50-60 $ worth of locks for free. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I only use that shit if Im doing some shady discounts or if the lines for the cashiers are mad long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 You're not doing it as good as me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I wasn't responding to you i was responding to the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Also there are really easy ways of beating the scale like leaving the bag off the scale or tying it up so the bag hangs when you put stuff in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Well first of all I'm not talking about that place. It's way easier just to kick really small expensive shit from under the bars in the garden section and return it for store credit... Walmarts are set up differently. But if i really just need a few cans and im at the depot i'll buy a couple and leave the rest on the right side. then pay and grab the bags and throw the paint in there real quick. It's a smoothness thing i really can't teach you.. It helps being white, i get away with a lot of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 delete this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 ^THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I use it if lines are too long. I just hate how the machine barks at you to "put item in bag" when I already fucking did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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