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and in particular

 

Jackie Chiles

 

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Jackie Chiles: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?

Cosmo Kramer: Yeah.

Jackie Chiles: Then what happened?

Cosmo Kramer: Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.

Jackie Chiles: No top? She didn't have a top on?

Cosmo Kramer: No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.

Jackie Chiles: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?

Cosmo Kramer: Oh yeah!

Jackie Chiles: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!

Cosmo Kramer: She was flouting.

Jackie Chiles: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!

Cosmo Kramer: It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.

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You know I worship Krom --right? I could ban you for this sacrilegious offense.

 

YOU DARE SPELL OUR LORD'S NAME IMPROPERLY?

 

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UPON YOU HE GAZES, READY TO SMITE...FOR HIS NAME IS, CROM!

 

 

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Did I miss something though?

I went through this whole thread and saw no mention of these guys.

 

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MY NIGGAZ.

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the backseat of a 1969 ford mustang.

 

Night walks.

 

Nature.

 

Building sandcastles.

 

Ponies.

 

unicorns.

 

Rainbows.

 

Spaghetti.

 

Twinky's holeshot on webcam

 

Everything KMART said

 

Zombie video games. In the future all videogames will be zombie videogames.

 

Peace love and tranquility, man.

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Refrigerators.

 

Alarm clocks.

 

Paved roads.

 

Bendy straws.

 

Indoor plumbing.

 

Ants.

 

Algebra.

 

B movies showing women in bikinis being eaten by monsters.

 

Plain white teeshirts.

 

Helicopters. In the future everyone will have one. The supply just has to catch up with the demand.

 

DAO's 2 year old child cussing me out on a microphone. Except my name isnt "Doup." That jobless retard.

 

 

Inception.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plastic spray bottles.

 

Vuvuzelas.

 

Boat houses.

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