Deloner Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i have a questions. do dudes like midgets because they are so small&child size, or is it because they are midgets? NOVELTY FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i wonder if any midgets oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Can't Win Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 there was a midget hooker in the TL in SF. With fish nets and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I'll bet you gave him a high five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Can't Win Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 nah it was a chick. we circled the block for her. but we couldnt find her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Midgets weird me out. I like a girl with legs that don't quit. :eek: :eek: :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I think it would be more for the story than anything. Who would walk out on a story that begins with "so i was fucking this midget, right...." a clown would work also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 So I was fucking this clown, right..... Then I knocked her teeth out for being a retarded juggalette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 haha that's emberrassing. Fuckin cop.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it! I thought it was funny when your comments didn't have anything to do with the topic at hand. Your name doesn't mean anything any more, it may as well be RegularOontzDudeOner. :o 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I used to pickup bud from a thugged out midget here in Philly. We were introduced through a mutual contact and when he was telling me about this dude being a midget I didn't believe him or figured he was just real short. Well, sure enough the first time we meet up, my back door opens and in hops a certified fucking midget with a big long white-t and diamond chains. In my mind I was fucking dying of laughter. This dude had like a laundry list of shit for sale and a gun in his waist. It was one of the most amusing things I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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