Silba Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/20/massachusetts-policeman-resigns-leaving-beat-midget-porn-star/?test=latestnews A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star called "Bridget the Midget" and lied about the visit during an investigation into the incident, local media reported Tuesday. Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman's club where adult film star Bridget "The Midget" Powers -- billed as "the world's smallest porn star" -- was performing last month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 HAHAH .SMASH. (THE MIDGET) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Hmm, how about 'Cop comes up short on the beat.' It works on so many levels, har-har. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarbucket Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 My old roomate paid her to host a party he was throwing in Detroit years ago. Shit was crazy as hell. That bitch was chillin on my couch and drinkin beers with us. Can't remember if anyone banged her or not lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 *flicks posted on her myspace from said night, said bar :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoopology Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Smash saw her in person 2months ago. That's all I have to say about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i swear to god it was just a lil fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i would love to have a trampoline with a bunch of midgets and one fat guy jumping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 One small mistake was all it took for him to come up short... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i have a questions. do dudes like midgets because they are so small&child size, or is it because they are midgets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i wonder how much i gotta pay to smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 midgets aren't a paedo thing at all...it's just...this bitches plumming and titties are on point but she's the size of a large dog- im good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I LOVE YOU BRIDGET HAVE MY MUTANT BABIES. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i have a questions. do dudes like midgets because they are so small&child size, or is it because they are midgets? i have thought the same thing, bc i like neither, and wondered what would attract one to such a gargoyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i have a questions. do dudes like midgets because they are so small&child size, or is it because they are midgets? To answers your question, guys like midgets because from the get go they're right at the perfect level. "On your knees bitch! Oh yeah, right...." And when you fuck em, you don't have to look them in the face, lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 this is just speculation, but dudes with insecurities probably like midgets because their small hands make their dicks look big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I don't necessarily LIKE midgets... but I'd prolly hit it. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I don't necessarily LIKE midgets... but I'd prolly hit it. Just saying. this. im not going to go out of my way to fuck a midget, but if opportunity presents itself... fuck yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonmyD Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 she has a facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bridget-Powers-aka-Bridget-the-Midget/57002193738?ref=ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 So I saw the photo in that first post and thought "yeah I'd have sex with her!" Then I did a google image search with the filter off, and now I'm thinking "yeah I'd have sex with her after a night of heavy drinking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Man... I've got this friend. Dude talks a lot. Like tells me the same fucking stories over and over, as if I didn't remember him telling me the first time. Super annoying. Anyways, this asshole (we've all got an asshole friend) always says that shit: 'What had happened was...'. Probably says that an average of ten to twenty times for each long winded narration. What had happened was... stfu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 there used to be a midget hooker in east oakland. everytime i would see her, she would be running to a car. funny things is that she couldnt really 'run' normally she would just kick her legs side to side while running. it was a funny sight to see. my friend used to have some females on the track, and he would always tell me how he wanted to snatch her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Man... I've got this friend. Dude talks a lot. Like tells me the same fucking stories over and over, as if I didn't remember him telling me the first time. Super annoying. Anyways, this asshole (we've all got an asshole friend) always says that shit: 'What had happened was...'. Probably says that an average of ten to twenty times for each long winded narration. What had happened was... stfu! Why dont you bitch to him instead of spilling your feeling on the Oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoopology Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 ^THE TRIGGER GOTZ NO HEART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Midgets weird me out. I like a girl with legs that don't quit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 dwarfish porn on the tax-payers dollar... just another day & yes, im quite fond of tall women as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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