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Do it. One time I quit my job and moved across the country with a girl I had only dated for 2 months. Everyone told me it was a bad idea, and we broke up and I moved back home, but I don't regret it one bit. Amazing life experience.

 

Something spontaneous happened to me this weekend. Backstory: I had drunken sex with a girl who has been one of my best friends for like 10 years. I went out on a limb and told her I had feelings for her, but she did not feel the same way. It has really been fucking with my head. So this weekend, I'm sitting there on my friends porch, by myself, tripping mushrooms really hard, and I can';t stop thinking about the situation, and I'm like "fuck, I need to meet some new people to take my mind off of this". Almost instantly, this random girl shows up at my friends house, sits next to me and we hit it off instantly. I've been at her house everyday since this weekend. This girl is seriously the cutest girl I've been with. I'm still trying to comprehend what happened. Weird random shit always happens to me when I'm tripping.

 

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Rule number two: don't trust nobody

especially a bitch, with a hooker's body

cause it ain't nuttin but a trap

And females'll get jacked and kidnapped

You'll wind up dead

Just to be safe don't wear no blue or red

cause most niggaz get got

in either L.A., Compton or Watts

Pissed-off black human beings

So I think you better skip the sight-seeing

And if you're nuttin but a mark

make sure that you're in before dark

But if you need some affection mate

Make sure the bitch ain't a section eight

cause if so that's a monkey-wrench hoe

and you won't survive in South Central

 

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