griteeth Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i just said nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Coke shits are the best. I feel like I'm really cleaning out the pipes...and I'm high..so win win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 The sharting thread was better, but anyone can say 'nigga', but they can't say 'nigger', figure that one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i had some deviled eggs that my girl made last nite, im gonna have some onions and ketchup to add fuel to the fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 id kill for some of them..why would you ruin it with onions n shit man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 the onions and ketchup are going on my burger, the deviled eggs were consumed last nite, im just saying with all this in my stomach its gonna be a recipe for some gnarly farts. maybe pull a dutch oven on my lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 ah ok ..out some mayo n ketchup on that shit that will give youthe nucleur ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i hate mayo with anything except tuna, but thanks for the nukeass pointers, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 FUCK MAYO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 nope i dont want sympothy im just ranting and its just the way people at this place were. thats what i want city black clowns. They must have been horrible to peer pressure you into throwing yourself out of a window to impress some skank. I really feel for you, the situation was wholly out of your control. Oh and mayo is horrible stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 i got caught up its my own fault i liked doing it again just random ranting after realising pushing out a fart with a cracked rib is fuckin torture. and mayo is great if you get the right brand., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Well, that does sound pretty shitty. Keep us updated on how taking a dump is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 how about ranch dressing? its pretty much all mayo. Im on the fence about mayo. Not necessarily Pro Mayo but not about to run to the fence yelling some fuck mayo shit either. If I had to say fuck any condiment it would be Ketchup. Its like candied tomato paste. I should put it out that i'm a large percentage italian and my ancestors take the tomato pretty seriously. I can say this tho. Miracle Whip... That shits just disgusting. The sugary mayo. The only mayo i like is the shit that tastes bland and fattening. The shit you can barely taste over tuna. If i want a candied fish hookup ill get some of that sweet and spicy dried squid the AZNs like to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I just farted and now I have to shit. Ill be right back n tell u how it went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 im not even attempting a shit. also ranch dressing is meh ..shit i feel like some mayo and cheese on a toasted samwich . fuck sneezing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 My post fart shit was gross. very watery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 DEL------------mero gave birth to your swag----------If I throw a dollar at you, would you be original?---------you fail to make me laugh-------you try too hard-------why do you continue to type in caps--?--------and please save your lame comebacks--------just explain to me why you swagger jack men---------this is no diss just a simple question------- this made me :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 GOT PULLED OVER LAST NIGHT WITH MY BOY, LOST A GRAM OF WEED AND A PIPE. BUT THEY DIDN'T FIND THE 8BALL AND 3 XANAX BARS.... WE PROCEEDED TO GET WASTED AND CHILL IN HIS POOL WITH A FEW SLUTS. Are you sure you don't live in RI and I don't know you? My boy told me a story almost exactly like this last night, weird haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 MEXICANS, DOMINICANS, PUERTO RICANS AND BLACKS SAY NIGGA ON THE EASTCOAST (NYC) RIGHT? Pretty much everyone says it on the East Coast with impunity, urban whites such as myself included Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i say nigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 DEL------------mero gave birth to your swag----------If I throw a dollar at you, would you be original?---------you fail to make me laugh-------you try too hard-------why do you continue to type in caps--?--------and please save your lame comebacks--------just explain to me why you swagger jack men---------this is no diss just a simple question------- GET OFF MY DICK PINCHE GUAJACO, I DONT TYPE IN ANYWAY LIKE MERO, EXCEPT FOR THE CAPS I GUESS. BUT I USE CAPS ON EVERYTHING MYSPACE/FACEBOOK/AIM/MSN/TINYCHAT . .. . . SOOOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGA. LOL @ SWAGGER JACK MEN,,,,, GO CONTINUE POWER POSTING BLACK MALES FACES THAT YOU KNOW IN PERSON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 heres an update..i just took a dump while on the shitter i thought to myself ..if i push too hard and my rib punctures my lung and it made the news .. i would become that kid who shat himself and died then shat himself again..fml oh and this hurt a lot as i sneezed after taking the poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I just wanted to take a moment to point out that you jumping out of a window to impress a girl is completely retarded and 100% your own fault. Stop trying to blame it on white people and white powder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 GET OFF MY DICK PINCHE GUAJACO, I DONT TYPE IN ANYWAY LIKE MERO, EXCEPT FOR THE CAPS I GUESS. BUT I USE CAPS ON EVERYTHING MYSPACE/FACEBOOK/AIM/MSN/TINYCHAT . .. . . SOOOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGA. LOL @ SWAGGER JACK MEN,,,,, GO CONTINUE POWER POSTING BLACK MALES FACES THAT YOU KNOW IN PERSON. You didn't used to do it on here...not really trying to start the usual bullshit, but just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 You know when you have to take a shit but for what ever you reason you can't at the moment, or don't want to get up? So you fart to relieve a little pressure and they end up being the most vile, putrid smelling ones? Yea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 CAPS ARE CAPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 MEXICANS, DOMINICANS, PUERTO RICANS AND BLACKS SAY NIGGA ON THE EASTCOAST (NYC) RIGHT? Whites on the east coast say it too... it's pretty much accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I don't know what happened here, but you leave cocaine out of this my thoughts exactly. especially when we chillin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Whites on the east coast say it too... it's pretty much accepted. WHAT ABOUT IN LOS ANGELES? I KNOW ITS ACCEPTED IN SAN DIEGO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Whites on the east coast say it too... it's pretty much accepted. Not anywhere I ever hung out. White people would laugh you out of the room and black people would stare at you seriously until you left. I just took a nap. I'm gonna' take a shit now, my niggaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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