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The diarrhea spot

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dude, that taco bell cheese is way worse...

 

i once ate an overload of said taco bell, went home, & took a massive shit

 

at the last wipe, i felt like i was pulling silly putty out of my ass. it turned out to be the processed cheese - the same bright yellow colour, that gained strength in numbers while churning in my stomach

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I work at at restaurant & chef took some red hot chilies & made a dragon punch. (a citrus drink with hot peppers basically) & I woke up this morning, sat on the toilet and .05 seconds into my fart, I was totally clean. complete blowout. 14 days for Activa? fuck that- dragon punch!

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The last food that gave me the shits was Dominos pizza. I think it has something to do with the bits of meat that aren't really meat.

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The worst runs i have ever had lasted for 3 days, I was in jo har baru in malaysia and i had been drinking and hit this little restaurant in a pretty grimey district, the food there was awesome but super spicy. I swaer 20 - 30 minutes after i ate that curry i had brown water spurting for my butt. Also finidng public toilets in Malayia, not an esy thing.

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Never had CIci's but I'm guessing those shits are more from the bacteria off the hands of sleazy customers who don't have the money to spend, so they are forced to go to such a mega cheap buffet, so I'm guessing its what the customers bring rather then the poor food ingredients.

 

Just like homeless are more likely to have lice, people who eat at Cici's are more likely to be scum

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Taco Tuesdays are the shit nice big greasy chicken tacos 99 cents all day son! Fuck I'm hungry now, being broke isn't cool.

 

wow, you must be a lazy, broke mufucka to not be able to afford a 99 cent taco

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HAHAHA! What the fuck?

 

"You know I thought we'd do something special for Valentine's Day, so I got us reservations..."

 

Fuck outta' here!

I mean, any girl I date would think it's amusing, but come on.

I think she'd be happier with me taking her to some dive bar with good nachos and buying her some ice cream.

 

get us some reservations to the cheescake factory and follow it up with dairy queen. i will be a working wife while oyur ass stays at home watching espn and you can fuck my sister.

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you heard me i want some cheesecake and one of those big ass vanilla bowls with like the waffles n shit with chocolate sauce on top and caramel sauce in between .

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wow, you must be a lazy, broke mufucka to not be able to afford a 99 cent taco

 

Negro it ain't tuesday!!!! They're like 3.50 normally. But yeah I've been pretty lazy lately, I'm gettin another job soon though workin at a warehouse loading/unloading trucks and what not.

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Good looking hangover spot oner.

 

Edit: Nick's that is, that 7-11 food is pretty much a vessel for stomach ulcers and ovarian cysts n shit.

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Everything I eat gives me diarrhea, but I suspect that's got more to do with my massive alcohol intake than the food I eat.

 

I'm more surprised when I shit something solid

 

That's the high semen content of your lower bowel diluting the faecal matter, isn't it?

 

Aren't you more used to solid things entering, rather than leaving your rectum?

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Good looking hangover spot oner.

 

Edit: Nick's that is, that 7-11 food is pretty much a vessel for stomach ulcers and ovarian cysts n shit.

 

I know I'm asking for it every time I get the 7-11 nachos, but some drunken nights I just gotta have 'em. That's really the only thing that constantly fucks my stomach up.

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Q:

 

was eating a bacon dog worth waking up from a fitful sleep, only to scamper urgently, sphincter CLENCHED towards the toilet, to then be seated, doubled-over with what can only be described as "gut-cramping, fecal-liquefying, dysentery-like, explosive diarrhea between intermittent loss of consciousness" peppered with crying jags and braying out in agony for jesus to "PLEASE take me" because I CANNOT endure the stabbing pains in my distended, diseased bowels any longer?

 

A:

 

yes.

 

 

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in the Mission...

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Q:

 

was eating a bacon dog worth waking up from a fitful sleep, only to scamper urgently, sphincter CLENCHED towards the toilet, to then be seated, doubled-over with what can only be described as "gut-cramping, fecal-liquefying, dysentery-like, explosive diarrhea between intermittent loss of consciousness" peppered with crying jags and braying out in agony for jesus to "PLEASE take me" because I CANNOT endure the stabbing pains in my distended, diseased bowels any longer?

 

A:

 

yes.

 

 

tiNax.jpg

 

in the Mission...

 

 

 

 

 

 

idunno man. it soaks up all the alcohol in my tummy. so far so good.

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