Deloner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 USUALLY MAKES ME PEE OUT OF MY ASS THE NEXT MORNING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 above average food, but i always had bubble guts the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 The worst runs i have ever had lasted for 3 days, I was in jo har baru in malaysia and i had been drinking and hit this little restaurant in a pretty grimey district, the food there was awesome but super spicy. I swaer 20 - 30 minutes after i ate that curry i had brown water spurting for my butt. Also finidng public toilets in Malayia, not an esy thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Never had CIci's but I'm guessing those shits are more from the bacteria off the hands of sleazy customers who don't have the money to spend, so they are forced to go to such a mega cheap buffet, so I'm guessing its what the customers bring rather then the poor food ingredients. Just like homeless are more likely to have lice, people who eat at Cici's are more likely to be scum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Taco Tuesdays are the shit nice big greasy chicken tacos 99 cents all day son! Fuck I'm hungry now, being broke isn't cool. wow, you must be a lazy, broke mufucka to not be able to afford a 99 cent taco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 I've yet to have ci ci's.......Pizza memo has been known to blow out a butt hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 taco bell just gave me the worst case i've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 HAHAHA! What the fuck? "You know I thought we'd do something special for Valentine's Day, so I got us reservations..." Fuck outta' here! I mean, any girl I date would think it's amusing, but come on. I think she'd be happier with me taking her to some dive bar with good nachos and buying her some ice cream. get us some reservations to the cheescake factory and follow it up with dairy queen. i will be a working wife while oyur ass stays at home watching espn and you can fuck my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 you heard me i want some cheesecake and one of those big ass vanilla bowls with like the waffles n shit with chocolate sauce on top and caramel sauce in between . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManyCrimes Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 wow, you must be a lazy, broke mufucka to not be able to afford a 99 cent taco Negro it ain't tuesday!!!! They're like 3.50 normally. But yeah I've been pretty lazy lately, I'm gettin another job soon though workin at a warehouse loading/unloading trucks and what not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 With a fuck ton of jalapenos on top always does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Good looking hangover spot oner. Edit: Nick's that is, that 7-11 food is pretty much a vessel for stomach ulcers and ovarian cysts n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Everything I eat gives me diarrhea, but I suspect that's got more to do with my massive alcohol intake than the food I eat. I'm more surprised when I shit something solid That's the high semen content of your lower bowel diluting the faecal matter, isn't it? Aren't you more used to solid things entering, rather than leaving your rectum? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Good looking hangover spot oner. Edit: Nick's that is, that 7-11 food is pretty much a vessel for stomach ulcers and ovarian cysts n shit. I know I'm asking for it every time I get the 7-11 nachos, but some drunken nights I just gotta have 'em. That's really the only thing that constantly fucks my stomach up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Q: was eating a bacon dog worth waking up from a fitful sleep, only to scamper urgently, sphincter CLENCHED towards the toilet, to then be seated, doubled-over with what can only be described as "gut-cramping, fecal-liquefying, dysentery-like, explosive diarrhea between intermittent loss of consciousness" peppered with crying jags and braying out in agony for jesus to "PLEASE take me" because I CANNOT endure the stabbing pains in my distended, diseased bowels any longer? A: yes. in the Mission... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 only the animal style fries tho. fucking barf city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Q: was eating a bacon dog worth waking up from a fitful sleep, only to scamper urgently, sphincter CLENCHED towards the toilet, to then be seated, doubled-over with what can only be described as "gut-cramping, fecal-liquefying, dysentery-like, explosive diarrhea between intermittent loss of consciousness" peppered with crying jags and braying out in agony for jesus to "PLEASE take me" because I CANNOT endure the stabbing pains in my distended, diseased bowels any longer? A: yes. in the Mission... idunno man. it soaks up all the alcohol in my tummy. so far so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 this place is awesome. cheese enchiladas ftw. overpriced but good and open 24 hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Worst one I had came after some bad chicken Subway. Woke up early the next morning and felt it brewing, thought it would be the usual bumwee until I was pissing out my ass WHILE throwing my guts up for the next 24 hours. VOMITING AND SHITTING AT THE SAME TIME ISN'T COOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Looks like dudes on the murray cod out the front. Quality venue it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Fire on The Mountain in Portland, OR. GREAT WINGS!!! but good god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 WHO WAS IT THAT WROTE THAT LONG ASS STORY ABOUT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AT THAT RYANS STEAK HOUSE. BEEF AND MACARONI NIGHT? FUCK THAT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO HAHAHA. I JUST REMEBER PUKING IN SOME SWEAT PANTS WITH ELASTIC ANKLES WAS INVOLVED AND THE MANAGER OF THE RESTURANT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 ^ That story's all over the interweb, but it's hilarious nonetheless Worst one I had came after some bad chicken Subway. Woke up early the next morning and felt it brewing, thought it would be the usual bumwee until I was pissing out my ass WHILE throwing my guts up for the next 24 hours. VOMITING AND SHITTING AT THE SAME TIME ISN'T COOL. I ate a chicken sandwich at Subway once that made me wanna kill myself for like a full day after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 please don't shit on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 love it but goddamn they test the friendship some times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 So what you're saying is they're some habitual line steppers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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