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my pregnant wife is sleeping on the couch 15 feet away...should i.....

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Slaughter her and eat the dead orphus.

 

Then fuck her dead corpse.

 

 

and the baby.

 

 

 

 

 

no...to much??

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give her a blanket, wait until she falls back out, lift side of blanket up, fart, cover her back up, sneak away.

 

blame fart on her.

 

WIN.

 

P.S.-CORNFEEDBREED.

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Weekends = Home Depot & Bed Bath & Beyond...

 

 

If flowers had assholes, bed bath and beyond would be the unwiped shitty asshole of a

flower.

 

I hate bed bath and beyond and yet I think marriage would be awesome.

 

I am doomed.

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If flowers had assholes, bed bath and beyond would be the unwiped shitty asshole of a

flower.

 

I hate bed bath and beyond and yet I think marriage would be awesome.

 

I am doomed.

 

Ya wylin, Bed Bath & Beyond is awesome. I can, however, admit that everything there is overpriced as fuck

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Ya wylin, Bed Bath & Beyond is awesome. I can, however, admit that everything there is overpriced as fuck

 

 

I'll just take my masculinity over here......

 

 

 

 

 

/walks away

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I'll just take my masculinity over here......

 

 

 

 

 

/walks away

 

I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to realize that buying sheets and towels won't affect my ability to throw a punch or drink alcohol

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I walked in to Bed Bath & Beyond on a weekday once, and noticed I was basically the only guy in there shopping. Mostly housewives 35 & up in there.

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Bed, Bath & Beyond employs women and homosexuals.

Swamp is either drunk and/or admitting he'd rather have a gay kid than a junkie kid like all the other smart people who answered his poll.

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I didn't say I'd like to work there or spend all my free time there, a muthafucka just likes the sheet selection damnit.

 

And I'll still take a junkie over a faggot anyday

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who gives a fuck you got a broken rib niguh? no you know whos got a broken rib and smiles this guy.fuck your wife and fuck your nerd spwan fix my fuckin ribs with your fucking feotus stem cells n shit.

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