lord_casek Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 give her a blanket, wait until she falls back out, lift side of blanket up, fart, cover her back up, sneak away. blame fart on her. WIN. P.S.-CORNFEEDBREED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Weekends = Home Depot & Bed Bath & Beyond... If you know what a "thread count" is, you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 If they have enough time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Weekends = Home Depot & Bed Bath & Beyond... If flowers had assholes, bed bath and beyond would be the unwiped shitty asshole of a flower. I hate bed bath and beyond and yet I think marriage would be awesome. I am doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 If they have enough time exactly. "fill it up again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 If flowers had assholes, bed bath and beyond would be the unwiped shitty asshole of a flower. I hate bed bath and beyond and yet I think marriage would be awesome. I am doomed. Ya wylin, Bed Bath & Beyond is awesome. I can, however, admit that everything there is overpriced as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 f - take a shit in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Give her some saudi arabian night goggles---------- I don't know your cryptic meaning behind this but, I'm sure it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Ya wylin, Bed Bath & Beyond is awesome. I can, however, admit that everything there is overpriced as fuck I'll just take my masculinity over here...... /walks away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 12 mins from, one post to.."well my dick has been beaten"..lol...quickdraw eh?.../nh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I vote Wwe - pull a Chris Benoit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I'll just take my masculinity over here...... /walks away I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to realize that buying sheets and towels won't affect my ability to throw a punch or drink alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 <COUGH> NO HOMO <COUGH> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 NOT FUCKIN SAYING IT. BED BATH & BEYOND DOES NOT REQUIRE A NO HOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I walked in to Bed Bath & Beyond on a weekday once, and noticed I was basically the only guy in there shopping. Mostly housewives 35 & up in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Bed, Bath & Beyond employs women and homosexuals. Swamp is either drunk and/or admitting he'd rather have a gay kid than a junkie kid like all the other smart people who answered his poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I didn't say I'd like to work there or spend all my free time there, a muthafucka just likes the sheet selection damnit. And I'll still take a junkie over a faggot anyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 You are quite the conundrum, good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 who gives a fuck you got a broken rib niguh? no you know whos got a broken rib and smiles this guy.fuck your wife and fuck your nerd spwan fix my fuckin ribs with your fucking feotus stem cells n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 You are quite the conundrum, good sir. So I've been told. A MUTHAFUCKIN ENIGMA SON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Tell her you are going out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 ☝ You no read dee thread before you do the post?!?!? You should "run to the store for a pack of cigarettes" and never come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I don't know your cryptic meaning behind this but, I'm sure it's funny. Nuts resting on said broads eyes------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 man i was drunk last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 NOT FUCKIN SAYING IT. BED BATH & BEYOND DOES NOT REQUIRE A NO HOMO he's right...maybe a few years ago a n/h may be placed here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 B. but jizz in her nose. for accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 cook some food, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
testpattern Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 tucci pov sesh, dude! (Now with 15% more lotion!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 :lol: ever heard of antiquing?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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