sneak Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 ....is always the thought that runs through my head when an obese person orders a diet drink. prime example this evening. what can only be described as a heffalump waddled up to the bar. FCWGHO (fat chick with gut hanging out): "can i have a vodka and coke?" SACS (Skinny attractive clever Sneak): "regular or diet coke?" FCWGHO: "erm, i think itd better be diet.." SACS: (under his breath) "Damn right it had better be diet..." I mean, jeez. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i guess its good looking out but its probably doing more psychological help than weight wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDTGZZpkXM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 some people are mentally unprepared for the righteousness of a regular coke... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dirtydoses Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 fat people should be exterminated like jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I hate it that they take up so much space on sidewalks, escalators, elevators, etc. And they always in the middle of that shit, so you can't get around them on either side. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I SEE YOUR JUGZ AND I RAISE YOU 1 JUGZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Jugz's man boobs, bad posture, and wicked jump shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 iwas in wlmart today nad this bitch was block ing up the isle in her rascle ray or whatever the fuck you call it .. so just because she is fat fat nig -nog...fuck...die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonmyD Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 HAHAHAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 ^ hahahahahahahahahhahahah fatty on a treadmill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "It's not too late for you to learn the Thomas 2001 electrical organ and start a funk band" always goes through my head. Then I see how much one costs and I think "It's not to late for you to think of something else you can do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 some people are mentally unprepared for the righteousness of a regular coke... :lol: Every now and then I will treat myself to a coke. Those are nice days. But they have nothing on beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 diet coke now i can eat anything i want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 whiskey FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 My friend used to act like he was trying to lose weight by riding his bike to pick up his food from the Chinese restaurant. While there he'd order sesame chicken caked in that sugary candy sauce and a fucking Diet Coke. It still makes me laugh. He married a former fat girl who I'm sure will be fat as fuck again soon enough. He'll be a tub of lard as well, guaranteed. SCUST. Light beer is probably the most offensive foul shit I've ever drunk. It's an insult to beer. It should be called "semi-alcoholic wetness that will make you piss more than anything else you have ever had to drink." You should also have to order it with those exact words, just to disuade people from drinking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 hey you, gotta light? nah a bud light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Jugz's man boobs, bad posture, and wicked jump shot[/url] LOLZ. I had the feeling jugz was from some white washed, mid-western suburb and exaggerating his manner of speech. But the other people in this video more than validate my suspicions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 fuck reg. coke & diet coke. reg coke & all US colas = high fructose corn syrup diet drinks = aspertine (sp?) if you have to, shop for Mexican Cokes. They have REAL cane sugar. worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Plump em up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmyrtlex Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i think its the best when your at a amusement part see a fat lard ass they go try to get on the roller coaster but there to fat the shit wont latch down so they get up and leave in embarrassment shit is comedy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i think its the best when your at a amusement part see a fat lard ass they go try to get on the roller coaster but there to fat the shit wont latch down so they get up and leave in embarrassment shit is comedy Punctuation. For the love of Crom...Punctuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 iwas in wlmart today nad this bitch was block ing up the isle in her rascle ray or whatever the fuck you call it .. so just because she is fat fat nig -nog...fuck...die Walmart is the fat women's paradise.Everytime I'm in there, I always see fat women wearing sweat pants and a looney tunes stained yellow,use to be white, t-shirt wobbling thru isles, yelling at her kids with the voice of a gargoyle (whatever they sound like, I'm sure it sounds fat). I mean I go in with a bad mood to get something quick, and end up walking around for just the fact that I know I'm going to see gross, trashy, fat, scumy people.Too me hearing a family of 6 fat people all argueing over frozen food is funny to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 ^ If not a grimy ass Loony Tunes shirt its some brightly colored floral print mumu shit and pants that look like they came from the hospital...fuck I hate watching the people that shop there, but it makes me feel so much better about how great my life is. Watching them pile out of their rusty piece of shit in the parking lot with their round ass kids then all loading up and driving to the McDonald's next door to grab super sized meals and Diet Cokes...fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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