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HEY YO,

CHECK , ,

CHECK , ,

CHECK , ,

 

THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR TO WRECK,

WHAT YOU EXPECT, SEE I CONFESS,

THE FUNKY COLD BROTHA,,,,

THAT KEEPS ON TWISTIN' DIALECT,

YOU KNOW YOU SWEAT,,,

I HIT THE SET, YOUR GIRL GETS MUCHO WET,

I MAKE HER SWITCH TEAMS,HA, HAAAA, I WIN ANOTHER BET,

SHE TRIES TO STRETCH,

I CRAM MY SHIT ALL IN THAT MONKEY-VEST.

 

BOOM,BOOM,,,CRACK,,,,CRACK,,,CRACK,,,,CRACK,

 

I'M STEADY SMACKIN KIDS,

YOUR CONJESTED WITH WACKNESS,

ME GOTS SO MUCH CHEDDA.

NOTH-IN LEFT TO DO BUT STACK THIS,

YOUR WACK SHIT,,,,,,

IT'S INFESTING THE LAB KID,

REMOVE YOURSELF YOUR DONE,

I'LL LOCK YOU UP IN A CABIN,

AND JUST THEN,

YOUR WHOLE TEAM HITS THE BRICKS KID,

YOUR ALL ALONE, I DON'T CONDONE,

STOP REACHIN FOR FAME TRICK.

 

 

I don't like that you type in orange.

Get off my shit homie... nothing really rhymes with orange....

 

 

bold.gif Clickin ass nigga.

 

 

 

 

Beef. We has it.

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I don't like that you type in orange.

Get off my shit homie... nothing really rhymes with orange....

 

 

bold.gif Clickin ass nigga.

 

 

 

 

Beef. We has it.[/color]

 

 

ill rap attack you with my orange

watch the fuck out cos its worser than a magical mage

snub nose to your face like billybats

blah blah some other crap that may rhyme with bats maby fedora hats?

all i know is its a good movie

but shit those guys spent to much time exposed to the uv

ray liota the orangest guy ive ever seen

greenest eyes looking really mean

but in the end he sold out, feared for his life and became a rotten snitch

i cant say i..fuck that i would have listened to paulie and stopped selling coke

the fucks he thinking anyway paulie tells him to jump he says

how high master, dumb bitch

so fuck you henry hill and fuck your needs cos at the end of the day you can choke,

on them noodeles and ketchup cos real spaghetti marinara is reserved for the real made men and the kids who listen you dumb orange rat fuck.

 

fuck ray liotta and fuck orange.

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I don't rap, neither seriously nor in a joking manner, but my best friend hit me with his new mixtape today and this line made me laugh so I'll leave it here

 

"This how we get man, we comin' from Rhode Island, and we don't even need a reason yo, we wylin'. Wrong words have my whole gang pilin' on you, all because you was mad I was stylin' on you?"

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He's currently trying to decide whether or not to release this one as a free digital download like the last few, or actually print and sell it. If he goes the digital route, I'll definitely post it.

 

If I wasn't computer retarded I'd upload a sample song, but unfortunately I didn't grow up with this shit

 

Edit: Actually, fuck it. Either way, anyone on here who would be able to buy a copy IRL would get one for free, so who cares?

 

http://www.zshare.net/download/78351188ea14413e/

 

Tracks are out of order, but yeah

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Start the cellphone ringtone beat... put some of that electronic whizzing loop shit on, and put sum 808s on that bitch!

 

 

YOU STRAIGHT BE PUSSY ON A NIGGA, YOU AIN'T MY CAT

YOU BE HUSTLIN' BUT YOU NIGGAS ARE HATIN', WUTZ UP WID DAT?!

YOU AIN'T ME BITCH, BUT I WUZ FUCKING A BITCH, OR MATTER OF FACT, FUCKING HOES.

YOU CAN'T WALK IN MY GARDEN NIGGA, I'M RAKING IN MORE GREEN THAT A FUCKING HOE.

DEEZ NIGGAS BE MIXED UP MAN... LIKE A MAHFUCKEN TRIFLE.

DEEZ NIGGAS BE SLOW LIKE SNAILS, THEY DON'T KNOW THERE BE SLUGS IN MAH RIFLE.

I'M CAUGHT IN A TRAP NIGGA,

DOING TRAP NIGGA.

I TRAP 'EM LIKE THAT

THOSE BITCH SNITCH RATS.

ALL DEEZ BROKE ASS NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN AFFORD STAIRS, DEY CAN'T STEP TO US.

WE BE DEM SOUTHERN MOUSE-VOICE NIGGAS, WE BE STRAIGHT OBSTREPEROUS.

ERM, FO' A NIGGA LIKE ME, THAT'S SOME ADVANCED VOCAB.

I'M PERFECT LIKE MY GRAMMAR. YOU DONE DID NO DAT.

 

TOO MANY NIGGAS WANNA HATE ON ME.

TOO MANY NIGGAS HAVE THE SAME LYRICAL CONTENT AND BEATS AS ME.

IT'S NO WONDER THEY BE HATIN ON ME.

CUZ I CAN'T EVEN RHYME MONOSYLLABIC WORDS TOGETHER, SO I'LL JUST USE 'ME'.

 

 

NIGGA.

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Yeah we got the cutthroats!!

 

I'm sick walking down the street

watchin niggaz

walk by, drive by

rockin me like bitches

 

stop lookin at me, stop lookin at me

stop lookin at me

(and put the money in a big bag)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roz7Z0HzyxE

 

gotta props this, haven't heard it in a while

 

RIP Guru

 

oh BTW, your responses are totally inappropriate - keep doing it. :lol:

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I don't like that you type in orange.

Get off my shit homie... nothing really rhymes with orange....

 

 

bold.gif Clickin ass nigga.

Beef. We has it.

 

YOUR SCREEN NAME SUMS UP ANY LYRICS YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD KICK ON YOUR BEST DAY.

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