Mercer 9,349 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 5/19/2020 at 6:59 PM, Hua Guofang said: Honestly, she looks like she'd suck the balls right out of your cock hole, then hit up the drive through later on her card. Not a bad date, maybe a little too thick for me, but I couldn't diss anyone for smashing. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,643 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Mehhh. If I could get my dick sucked and nothing else it would be chill. Hard pass on vaginal penetration. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,643 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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One Man Banned 11,710 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 9 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Mehhh. If I could get my dick sucked and nothing else it would be chill. Hard pass on vaginal penetration. Only if I can smash dressed as Gene Simmons Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 7,680 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Trash emoji is perfect for this thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 7,680 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 23 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Mehhh. If I could get my dick sucked and nothing else it would be chill. Hard pass on vaginal penetration. Extreme eye contact BJ would be an experience for sure 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 7,680 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 22 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Imagine those things wrapped around your sides as you plow 😳 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Obvious optical illusion is obvious 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 7,680 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Her man need to do some squats then 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drue_Down 4,629 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 I don’t even have that much hair on my legs. Scust. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightmareOnElmStreet 2,643 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 2,829 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 3 hours ago, where said: Obvious optical illusion is obvious fuck I didn't notice that 🤣 I was just imaging how I'd convince her to shave her legs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 3,573 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: fuck I didn't notice that 🤣 I was just imaging how I'd convince her to shave her legs She could shave with my tongue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mercer 9,349 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Smash leg hair chick no hesitation, cowgirl would get the brown tunnel viper, need an ass/tiddy/waist ratio on goth girl for accurate call. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drue_Down 4,629 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 2,829 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 smash. smash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boris The Butcher 1,136 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mercer 9,349 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Drue_Down said: Smash shorty on the left, would accept head from dude on the right if he's got nice tits /nohomo just need a a Slayer shirt, and pizza close by. 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 7,680 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 If you put their heads together you’d get one person with a huge face and one person with a tiny face 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One Man Banned 11,710 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 They both appear like people with strong opinions they're willing to share with anyone who doesn't give a fuck to hear them talk. Trash that Amy Schumer at the start of her meth career Boris posted. Looks like she eats dicks and cigarettes, wore off her eyebrows from too many nuts to the face. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 698 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) On 6/9/2020 at 7:58 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Fucking christ, I actually encountered this once. Met the chick at a bar. She was friends with my coworker/buddy. We hit it off, next thing you know it's after 2 and time to bounce, then we're making out on the street. Next thing you know we're making out in the cab back to my crib. Then we're in the crib and I'm about to give shorty the pounding of her life, then the pants come off. Uuuuuggggg.... I just bit the bullet and strapped up and gave her as quick and effortless business as I could to squeeze out a nut then pretended to fall asleep till I did. I swear shorty was gonna get the pounding of her life before she had to go and ruin it with them hippy legs. Shit, she might've even had the armpits to match. (facepalm) Edited June 20, 2020 by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hua Guofang 2,867 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 I can't even tolerate hairy arms, even if the face and bod are 10s. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
misteraven 5,200 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 $100 dollars worth of wax job will resolve that issue quick fast. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 2,829 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Think Thug Life 707 might be a bit much even for me. you just know the 82nd airborne has been right through her in the course of her patriotic duties to America's Servicemen 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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