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On 5/19/2020 at 6:59 PM, Hua Guofang said:

Tara Reade Wants Joe Biden To Drop Out Of 2020 Race

Honestly, she looks like she'd suck the balls right out of your cock hole, then hit up the drive through later on her card. Not a bad date, maybe a little too thick for me, but I couldn't diss anyone for smashing.

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9 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

Mehhh. If I could get my dick sucked and nothing else it would be chill. Hard pass on vaginal penetration. 

 

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Only if I can smash dressed as Gene Simmons

 

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23 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

Mehhh. If I could get my dick sucked and nothing else it would be chill. Hard pass on vaginal penetration. 

 

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Extreme eye contact BJ would be an experience for sure 

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22 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

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Imagine those things wrapped around your sides as you plow 😳

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3 hours ago, where said:

Obvious optical illusion is obvious 

fuck I didn't notice that 🤣

I was just imaging how I'd convince her to shave her legs

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37 minutes ago, Schnitzel said:

fuck I didn't notice that 🤣

I was just imaging how I'd convince her to shave her legs

She could shave with my tongue 

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Smash leg hair chick no hesitation, cowgirl would get the brown tunnel viper, need an ass/tiddy/waist ratio on goth girl for accurate call.

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4 hours ago, Drue_Down said:

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Smash shorty on the left, would accept head from dude on the right if he's got nice tits /nohomo just need a a Slayer shirt, and pizza close by.

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If you put their heads together you’d get one person with a huge face and one person with a tiny face 

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They both appear like people with strong opinions they're willing to share with anyone who doesn't give a fuck to hear them talk.

 

Trash that Amy Schumer at the start of her meth career Boris posted.  Looks like she eats dicks and cigarettes, wore off her eyebrows from too many nuts to the face.

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On 6/9/2020 at 7:58 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said:

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Fucking christ, I actually encountered this once. Met the chick at a bar. She was friends with my coworker/buddy. We hit it off, next thing you know it's after 2 and time to bounce, then we're making out on the street. Next thing you know we're making out in the cab back to my crib. Then we're in the crib and I'm about to give shorty the pounding of her life, then the pants come off. Uuuuuggggg.... I just bit the bullet and strapped up and gave her as quick and effortless business as I could to squeeze out a nut then pretended to fall asleep till I did. I swear shorty was gonna get the pounding of her life before she had to go and ruin it with them hippy legs. Shit, she might've even had the armpits to match. (facepalm)

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Think Thug Life  707 might be a bit much even for me.

you just know the 82nd airborne has been right through her in the course of her patriotic duties to America's Servicemen

 

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