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We know you would back in the 90's but right now, today....

 

 

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Keep in mind J Lo is still in really good shape

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14 minutes ago, Mercer said:

We know you would back in the 90's but right now, today....

 

 

image.png.89de5e30ffdbdb8a29f446da2bf0f611.png

 

 

Keep in mind J Lo is still in really good shape

Only if she payed my rent 

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1 hour ago, Mercer said:

We know you would back in the 90's but right now, today....

 

 

image.png.89de5e30ffdbdb8a29f446da2bf0f611.png

 

 

Keep in mind J Lo is still in really good shape

thats gonna be a no from me dawg...

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actually, maybe if she didnt cake up on all that makeup... The clumpy eyelashes and tan face on a white neck... cant do it.

 

maybe just me though.

 

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1 minute ago, misteraven said:

actually, maybe if she didnt cake up on all that makeup... The clumpy eyelashes and tan face on a white neck... cant do it.

 

maybe just me though.

 

Def not just you.

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I always felt the same way about makeup, it usually makes women less attractive to me somehow IRL. Hate it when the wife puts some on to go out and I have to lie like it "looks great", meanwhile she looks 100 x better with just a regular clean face, at least to me.

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cosign on the makeup thoughts

 

would eat chocolate pudding out of jlo’s cheeks bruh - all day

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21 hours ago, misteraven said:

I dig skinny chicks.

 

Surprised that I seem to be in the minority here. Not generally into short hair chicks, but same time I can see her all pixie'd out and looking pretty slamming.

 

In another life, I'd be trying to lock down sustainable smash if she had a good personality to go with it all.

Don't get me wrong, I think she's beautiful. I don't think skinny is unattractive,  inherently. It's the actual act of "smash" on the thin/too-thin types that has given me a meat-on-bones requirement.  Pelvis isn't what I'm trying to feel.

 

Eating disorder thin, however, is gross and unsmashable.

 

Jlo smash all day, and i hate cake face. 

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Truth re: makeup, too bad most chicks will never see these posts.

 

On the JLo, I've always said she's mad overrated.  If you're from the Bronx or you've been there you already know, there's mad Jennys from the block.

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Big willy style all in it to giraffe neck and fatty.

 

as long as fatty doesn’t stink and giraffe doesn’t have an h habit.

 

and jlo yes but mostly for the potential to get dat cash money

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Face in the clinch until she's done no problem, scared to let her ride tho. She'd break a dick just nutting

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Yep to last two.

 

Only thing with muscly (is that how it's spelled?) women is I can't really fuck em from behind because a muscular back makes me think of dudes.

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Were I to see past the fat and cheese tits I'd still have to say what's up wit that tongue?  Possible piercing at the bottom, possible herpes at the top?  No fucking way.  That and everyone knows with tits it's either Swiss or cheddar.

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cheesy tits had me thinking and it's gotta be a no.

her poor kids getting those cheese slices on their school lunches next days....

TRash.

 

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10 hours ago, Schnitzel said:

cheesy tits had me thinking and it's gotta be a no.

her poor kids getting those cheese slices on their school lunches next days....

TRash.

 

Im fuckin laughing my ass off at my desk half the office heard me, that was fkn brutal 

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