Mercer Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 We know you would back in the 90's but right now, today.... Keep in mind J Lo is still in really good shape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mercer said: We know you would back in the 90's but right now, today.... Keep in mind J Lo is still in really good shape Only if she payed my rent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Mercer said: We know you would back in the 90's but right now, today.... Keep in mind J Lo is still in really good shape thats gonna be a no from me dawg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 actually, maybe if she didnt cake up on all that makeup... The clumpy eyelashes and tan face on a white neck... cant do it. maybe just me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, misteraven said: actually, maybe if she didnt cake up on all that makeup... The clumpy eyelashes and tan face on a white neck... cant do it. maybe just me though. Def not just you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I always felt the same way about makeup, it usually makes women less attractive to me somehow IRL. Hate it when the wife puts some on to go out and I have to lie like it "looks great", meanwhile she looks 100 x better with just a regular clean face, at least to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) cosign on the makeup thoughts would eat chocolate pudding out of jlo’s cheeks bruh - all day Edited January 23, 2019 by fat ralphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 21 hours ago, misteraven said: I dig skinny chicks. Surprised that I seem to be in the minority here. Not generally into short hair chicks, but same time I can see her all pixie'd out and looking pretty slamming. In another life, I'd be trying to lock down sustainable smash if she had a good personality to go with it all. Don't get me wrong, I think she's beautiful. I don't think skinny is unattractive, inherently. It's the actual act of "smash" on the thin/too-thin types that has given me a meat-on-bones requirement. Pelvis isn't what I'm trying to feel. Eating disorder thin, however, is gross and unsmashable. Jlo smash all day, and i hate cake face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Truth re: makeup, too bad most chicks will never see these posts. On the JLo, I've always said she's mad overrated. If you're from the Bronx or you've been there you already know, there's mad Jennys from the block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Big willy style all in it to giraffe neck and fatty. as long as fatty doesn’t stink and giraffe doesn’t have an h habit. and jlo yes but mostly for the potential to get dat cash money Edited January 23, 2019 by iloveboxcars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 smash JLO only if she dresses like Selena 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Break-Your-Skull-Thick.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Face in the clinch until she's done no problem, scared to let her ride tho. She'd break a dick just nutting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 I dig muscle chicks (to a point). Smash/be smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 I reckon she'd have a hairy back. Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I don't care. I'd still smash J-Lo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Yep to last two. Only thing with muscly (is that how it's spelled?) women is I can't really fuck em from behind because a muscular back makes me think of dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Were I to see past the fat and cheese tits I'd still have to say what's up wit that tongue? Possible piercing at the bottom, possible herpes at the top? No fucking way. That and everyone knows with tits it's either Swiss or cheddar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Never. Ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 She can probably shart live cockroaches at will. Smash! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 cheesy tits had me thinking and it's gotta be a no. her poor kids getting those cheese slices on their school lunches next days.... TRash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Schnitzel said: cheesy tits had me thinking and it's gotta be a no. her poor kids getting those cheese slices on their school lunches next days.... TRash. Im fuckin laughing my ass off at my desk half the office heard me, that was fkn brutal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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