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that bitch is a 2 in my book, tops. if she had a cute face I might say I'd go there drunk, or maybe I've just been on a winning streak long enough that I've forgotten what desperation looks like... but straight to the dump with that.

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Unsee what?     She looks normal to me.

Yeah, she sent me a DM complaining about you and your attempt.

I don't know if I could be with a girl that didn't have both hands to spread her ass cheeks herself for me. I mean, that could be extra work for me and I... JK no hesitation or condom.    

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I wouldn't even let my dick drunkenly slip and fall into her mouth at my most shit-faced.

Rosey palm over that wildabeast all day.

Some of you's are some desperate motherfuckers.

At least you's are keeping it real though. :yuck:

 

 

Alot of yall are some funny mother fuckers, if I didnt have a life I could scroll through this thread and easily see where most of you have said you'd smash way worse.

 

I remember about 10 pages back or so it was nothing but dogwhales and you fools were

barking like a pack of dogs at an Alpo factory.

 

If you'd choose your hand over a woman who doesn't have a disease and no one would find out, then you must be a pro at 5 knuckle shuffles.

 

Coming from a guy who likes digits up his ass, and others who bang boil covered trailer trash I find it amusing that me and the few other honest guys in here are being crucified.

 

Again, id love to see pictures of girls you've actually smashed, not just the JcPenny catalouge women you wank one out too because your wife stopped putting out when Clinton was in office.

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Must spread BOATS.

 

Ok CIL, are you married?

If not id love to see a pic of a girl you smashed recently.

 

I think everyone should post their last or one of their last smashes since everyone in here

only dates models.

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A buddy sent me this pic of a girl we went to school with

Said he found it on the internet

 

I knew it was her as soon as I saw the hairy arms

She had one of those messican girl happy trails that ran down the lower back to the ass

 

Funny to see what was under the hoodies, jeans, and skater shoes

Are those cheeto feet I spy?

 

 

/would bang

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The hairy arms are off putting, but she would get the D.

 

That ones not even really on the fence for me, but I dont bang Victoria Secret angels like

the other hounds in here.

 

But id shave that shit off when she's sleeping for sure.

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Must spread BOATS.

 

Ok CIL, are you married?

If not id love to see a pic of a girl you smashed recently.

 

I think everyone should post their last or one of their last smashes since everyone in here

only dates models.

 

I'm married.

 

Just being real. Maybe if she trimmed the bush, I might smash. But in those pics, no smash for me.

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Alot of yall are some funny mother fuckers, if I didnt have a life I could scroll through this thread and easily see where most of you have said you'd smash way worse.

 

I remember about 10 pages back or so it was nothing but dogwhales and you fools were

barking like a pack of dogs at an Alpo factory.

 

If you'd choose your hand over a woman who doesn't have a disease and no one would find out, then you must be a pro at 5 knuckle shuffles.

 

Coming from a guy who likes digits up his ass, and others who bang boil covered trailer trash I find it amusing that me and the few other honest guys in here are being crucified.

 

Again, id love to see pictures of girls you've actually smashed, not just the JcPenny catalouge women you wank one out too because your wife stopped putting out when Clinton was in office.

 

 

Nothing funny here, feel free to pull my card all you want.

Normally I'm the dude calling foul on dude's posting 8's and 9's in this thread.

Dude's calling 2 on that beast in question are being generous as fuck cause in my book she's closer to a 0.

But like I said though, feel free to go scrolling through this thread and find any bitch I ever called smash on and put her up against your disgusting wildabeast there.

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Also while you're at it, find one post where I ever said that I like anything up my ass.

 

Unlike your punk ass I wouldn't even consder wasting the time to wade through pages of questionable cooze just to prove a point. Im sure like everything else you never identify which ones you'd dick, even though most of the chicks in this thread are too good for you. You just talk shit and judge others with your little man syndrome.

 

There is a seriously large gap between models, and hags who have not one single physical quality that would excuse you even drunkenly dipping your dick in.

 

Since you love challenges, post up a picture of your wife or shut the fuck up.

Somehow im under the impression you could post up a picture of Charley Chan and

get away with it.

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I don't know how you can call yourself a man if you wouldn't fuck the brakes off this.

 

Yeah I like thick women

Yeah I love brown women

Yeah Ill fuck 90% of everything with a cooter

 

But you have to have a small dick or think too highly of yourself to pass on this.

 

Or that chick looks ugly as fuck. Trash.

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With out a doubt, then take her out for breakfast/lunch/dinner, then repeat.

 

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Yeah, who wouldn't, by the way she looks like this chick that use to work at this Chinese restaurant out in Houston, fyoungcaml get back at me if im correct.

 

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Why not, lights off and a rubber with extra lube and the hairs shouldn't be a problem.:lol:

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A buddy sent me this pic of a girl we went to school with

Said he found it on the internet

 

I knew it was her as soon as I saw the hairy arms

She had one of those messican girl happy trails that ran down the lower back to the ass

 

Funny to see what was under the hoodies, jeans, and skater shoes

Are those cheeto feet I spy?

 

 

/would bang

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why not then tell her to makes me a sandwhich afterwards.

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