Schnitzel Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 just based on faces it muddies the waters a bit but think these verdicts stand trash on numero uno -she's obviously not taking care of them choppers. could it be drugs or simply being a grot. I dunno - I think that her husband owns a jetski and she owns a stars 'n' stripes bikini top and they make their own version of the kid rock filmclip each summer on the lake of the ozarks. Could be a lot lizard further west you go? why pay attention to the hair if the teeth are rotting away? number is a smash for me i think she got popped in the mouth playing hockey or something and that tooth got busted. poor old number three is a trash looks like a world of warcraft playing 14 year boy (almost appears to have the peach fuzz on thew top lip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Bonus round - Scenario: You’re at the bar, having a good time, but still sober... Girl one is drunk and says she’s down to smash out a threesome, but only if you also smash her best friend who also is sober, but eye ballin you. Girl one whispers in your ear that if you’re sincere in your efforts with her friend, she’ll ‘appreciate’ you. Gotta explain yourself answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Number 2 would receive a hard drunk dip for sure. Especially during these times. Gon have to switch’er up and keep things interesting. Facts. 2nd one can wear a face mask and It’s all goodie. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Side note... Is it me or do any of you also feel like we’re forfeiting karma points by participating in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) woah tough call I probably better say trash because as you said I'm sober. Does blondie get drunker while I'm bullfroggin gummo from behind? Or does she fall asleep? If she stays at perfect drunkenness I might say smash but that's a fine line to walk @misteravenpossibly EDIT my wife has that perfect 5 minute window after the bar when she's raring to go. usually when it's 10 minute to get home and the UBer is late Edited March 18, 2020 by Schnitzel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Her name is Rona. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 @misteraven 24 year old me- smash ruthless toothless. She looks like she's having a blast. I would tell the girl on top to kick rocks. She looks like her idea of 'appreciate' is a bottom tier handjob and then get hella grossed out if any cum got on her. Grown me- pass on ruthless. She has made some hard life choices that I cant get with anymore. Tell #1 that I couldnt respect her or myself after taking seconds from ruthless. See how that plays out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 11 hours ago, misteraven said: Bonus round - Scenario: You’re at the bar, having a good time, but still sober... Girl one is drunk and says she’s down to smash out a threesome, but only if you also smash her best friend who also is sober, but eye ballin you. Girl one whispers in your ear that if you’re sincere in your efforts with her friend, she’ll ‘appreciate’ you. Gotta explain yourself answer. Okay, banned JackSmash and cleaned this thread up. Now back to the regularly scheduled content. Thought I’d hit on a fun new direction for S/T by introducing scenarios dilemmas as an added layer. please proceed. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Lol that happened quickly. I was going to come in here and insist jackie was a chick w/ a dick and assume the powers of chicks with dicks guy. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I wouldn't smash either chick btw @misteraven. The first one fucks w/ her hair color and that is one of the subtle signs of "i'm a little crazy and will call you over and over when I'm drunk".... and the other girl will give you the first case of airborn hepatitis. Trash both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 53 minutes ago, misteraven said: Okay, banned JackSmash and cleaned this thread up. Now back to the regularly scheduled content. Thought I’d hit on a fun new direction for S/T by introducing scenarios dilemmas as an added layer. please proceed. Thank you, Misteraven! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Smash both... It's cool, I can deal with crazy, as for the airborn hep, thanks, but not thanks, I strapped up with an N95 mask. Good for take off! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Apparently i got a lot of reactions on one of my posts... but didn't get to see it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 @CALIgula probably the suck a dick or something like that -post. i lold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 7 hours ago, misteraven said: Okay, banned JackSmash and cleaned this thread up. Now back to the regularly scheduled content. Thought I’d hit on a fun new direction for S/T by introducing scenarios dilemmas as an added layer. please proceed. Aww man, I was working on some noodz... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Re the threesome conundrum above: top girl is pretty, but looks to be lacking both tits and ass despite being very cute. bottom girl is obviously a fucking mess. But if I were given a fresh disease-free certification for her I would have a great evening. Face down ass up solves a lot of life's little problems like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 59 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Aww man, I was working on some noodz... Yeah, she sent me a DM complaining about you and your attempt. 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 19 hours ago, Fist 666 said: Re the threesome conundrum above: top girl is pretty, but looks to be lacking both tits and ass despite being very cute. bottom girl is obviously a fucking mess. But if I were given a fresh disease-free certification for her I would have a great evening. Face down ass up solves a lot of life's little problems like that. Yeah but if she takes care of her teeth like that, imagine how she takes care of her b-hole.... which will be closer than her unkempt vagina in your "face down ass up" scenario..... just saying, gotta think a few steps deeper here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said: Yeah but if she takes care of her teeth like that, imagine how she takes care of her b-hole.... which will be closer than her unkempt vagina in your "face down ass up" scenario..... just saying, gotta think a few steps deeper here. You never know. She might have lost those chompers in a donkey show gone awry. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Like the donkey punched her 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Where did that Jackie go? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 😞 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Steel Schnauzer said: Where did that Jackie go? She was ban hammered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I wonder why she thought I was jewish anyways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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where Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Move that diaper to the side and tee off 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Waiting to hear from @Fist 666and @Merceron this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 @whereslow your role sassin granma and look at that 1st pic for a second- aint no diaper lines on dat azz, aint no lines at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 She looks like a Hummel doll, a hot one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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