NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 fat body bitches get no luv. cali'll scoop em up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 smash the fat girl. Get that Sgt. Kabuki man shit outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 http://www.beatcalls.com/2010/11/17/couple-found-passed-out-in-car-as-baby-plays-with-methadone-bottle/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 it looks like her eyes are painted on her lids... creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 something about those eyes just ain't right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Trash the hoodrat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 had one bottle my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 a couple of these are smash, just posting them for the lulz. (as if any of you had standards.... i know i dont.) I'm looking for both men and women who are understanding and nonjudgmental. Someone who is smart, funny, and enjoys a good conversation. I enjoy sports, cars, music, and love to dance. I have a sexy body, and moves that will mesmerize you. If you're ready to meet a real woman who knows how to treat both men and women, and can always show a good time, then please write me at the above address. Race: Mexican/White Date of Birth: 4-10-90 Release Date: 2013 Height: 5'5" Religion: Christian Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: GED Occupation before prison: Dancer Activities in prison: Education My values include honesty, loyalty, humor, intellectual minds, and class. I'd like to find others whose values are similar and who won't leave me for dead. I need reliable people I can trust and count on for support. I have no one right now, so if this is you, write already! Race: Irish/German Date of Birth: 7-2-89 Release Date: 2027-Life Height: 5'9" Religion: Odinist Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: College Occupation before prison: Certified Nursing Assistant Activities in prison: College, work, programs classes, etc I'm looking to reconnect with the outer world before I parole. I am looking for great conversation, and positive, successful people to communicate with. Life is too short and I value the essence of time! Until pen meets paper, thank you for your time. Please send photo. Race: Native American/Aztec Mexican Date of Birth: 4-12-81 Release Date: 10-27-2011 Height: 5' Religion: NA Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: GED, some college Occupation before prison: Housekeeping, tattooing Activities in prison: College correspondence classes, and several self help classes I'm not looking for a sugar daddy or father figure, and do not wish to exchange sex innuendo through the mail. Just looking for someone who can relate to someone who made a mistake. Age and race not an issue. I look forward to hearing from you. Race: Black Date of Birth: 7-22-69 Release Date: 4-24-2012 Height: 5'5" Religion: Christian Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: High school, college Occupation before prison: Certified chef Activities in prison: Cosmetology, college courses, self help groups Places I would like to go are Hawaii, Jamaica, and different islands. I like to cook, movies, sports, and dance. I like to sing, I really don't know how, just like to get a little laughter out of it. I like romantic places, and sightseeing. I'm a very simple woman who's looking for a friend who I could trust. I don't have a problem with relocating. I'm not looking for beauty, jewels, or mansions, I'm looking for happiness, honesty, and a good friend who I can talk to. If you're that special someone, please don't hesitate to write me. Race: Black Date of Birth: 8-21-66 Release Date: Long term Height: 5'7" Religion: Baptist Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Men Education: College Occupation before prison: Hairstylist Activities in prison: Sports, exercises, groups, college courses Race: Mexican Date of Birth: 9-20-62 Release Date: 2012 Height: 5' Religion: Catholic Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: 8th grade Occupation before prison: Gardening Activities in prison: Play basketball, write, read, and workout A sexy, mature, intelligent woman who's seeking a man who enjoys a woman who he can take leisurely, romantic walks, enjoys dancing (especially slow dancing), bubble baths, who wants to be pampered, and also wants to pamper in return. Someone who wants a lover/partner and a possible marriage minded woman. Your pleasure is my pleasure. I am your fantasy girl and reality woman, whatever you want, you decide. I'll be waiting. Race: Latina Date of Birth: 6-19-58 Release Date: 12-20-2013 Height: 5'6" Religion: Christian Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: High school graduate Occupation before prison: Activities in prison: Workout, tutor assistant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 s s s s t t s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck My Sick Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 aye post up that link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thexstyles Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 ttttsssts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Smash everyone but the middle girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrAVoNeR Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 looks like a young fat helen hunt...ha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Smash everyone but the middle girl agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 i bet you this bitch smells like turds. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 that's mean, she probably has a pine foresty smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 The last two things make me wanna kill people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 wow a few of those prison bitches are halfway doable. but i would be too worried about them shanking me and stealing my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 the second to last ones kinda cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouTool Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 this is a pretty tricky page..trash kreepeyes(yeS So creepy it gets a K)..smash bent over mexican(why do prisoners get an eharmony account? the fuck? smash the fuck outta that blowjob with handles Odinist chick..trash fat squat sumo no brows..smizzash blizzack..trash christmas..trash the man that made it in the women prison..smash cuz she looks like elvira and my homie was just raving about her at some event..smash trash smash.. S..STST..smash girl and eat her cake and trash her friend..i guess smash..and trash that coney island freak show...Loot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 the second to last ones kinda cute. Yeah, sure. After a few Four Loko's.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 is that michael jackson's daughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 If she only has the little mermaid on DVD she too young for you. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 i'll try n keep that in mind^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I used to have a mercury mountaineer. Same color too, with silver floor runners.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Smash Massgraff's girl.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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