One Man Banned Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 meh I bet she makes a mean pasta bake. possibly a nice risotto (but nothing too spicy) maybe even slow cooked lamb you know the ones that go really dry when you take the out of the slow cooker and plate them up. probably gonna serve it with steamed green beans that she's steamed the green out of. smash and steal an LCM from the cupboard on way. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 nope 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 My best friend I mentioned earlier would be all over her ^ I have stayed out of this thread given I already have found and sampled my perfect female, so I can't really particiPate in here beyond answering on behalf of other people I know of whose tastes match the girl pictured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 4/27/2023 at 10:54 PM, Mercer said: Too fat, pig nose, and too poor to be a safe bet. She'd probably extract semen from your discarded condom using a turkey baster just to use the child support payments to finally get surgery on those lopsided tits. What a disgusting gross, sausage fingered broke ass bitch. Smash. Damn, the comments in this thread are hilarious. Props to you and Schnitzel over the past couple of pages for making me literally LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 6/22/2023 at 6:35 PM, nicklesndimes said: i'm saying S....just thought i'd put it out there for some feedback. Would, but she's about a dozen or so happy meals away from trash, possibly less than a dozen because I'm guessing this has been photoshopped, filtered, or touched up judging by the lack of cellulose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 (edited) you already know bruh ^^^^ Edited June 27, 2023 by fat ralphy 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 I get the impression her voice is that smokers tone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 @Mercer @Fist 666 ?? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Oof. That's pushing my comfort zone a bit. Am i/are we on lsd or Molly when the hypothetical rendezvous occurs? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 39 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Oof. That's pushing my comfort zone a bit. Am i/are we on lsd or Molly when the hypothetical rendezvous occurs? For purposes of S or T I'll allow it. But- you have to eat it off her chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 I think I need the drugs in full effect, specifically the textural sensory joy part, for me to move forward. So if I've gotta lick it off and then wait for who knows how long, ima go trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 It can’t go above the belly button (excluding pits). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 On 6/30/2023 at 10:07 PM, One Man Banned said: nice tits 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 (edited) 9 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: nice tits I don't believe you. Edited July 18, 2023 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 3 hours ago, ndv said: I don't believe you. He is an expert on the subject. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Her nipples probably smell like ashtrays 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Your gasmask probably smells like ashtrays 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 I just hope she has a massive bush. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 39 minutes ago, LUGR said: I just hope she has a massive bush. I bet she's got a landing strip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 What the hell? I watched most of it with the sound off cuz I was sure her voice sounded all weird and throaty. Pleasantly surprised. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 No gag reflex and that's wifey materiel. (If she's got bush) 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Eh. She looks like she belongs at the end of a hook. I might take a pic to prove my fish tale, but in the end I'd have to throw that one back. 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 @MOOGLE? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Splits is 13 or 14, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 minute ago, mr.yuck said: Splits is 13 or 14, right? That's a question Ghislaine Maxwell can answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 My whole gauge is broken. If a woman is under 30 but not clearly a little kid, they all look to be about 15 or 16 to me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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