NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, where said: It could be some I Cant Believe Its Not Butter pussy, like youre eating it like "i cant believe this isn't a real pussy, fooled me im pleasantly surprised" "i wouldnt bake with this pussy but its good to spread on toast" .......or you could peel off the panties and have a dong flop down like an oxygen mask on a plane losing cabin pressure. Edited September 10, 2020 by Schnitzel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) Every time I do a panty drop gender reveal that shit is hard AF, you out here fucking with these limp dick hoes. Edited September 10, 2020 by Mercer /nohomo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 At the last panty drop gender reveal the pyrotechnics started a forest fire. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I think if I was like a six pack in and she bought me my next round shit would pop off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 She would be bringing the onion rings and wings, jalapeno poppers. Party time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Why the big girls always gotta give up them snacks, booze, let you burn through half the tank on her jet ski before it pops off? When thicc rules again, skinny hoes will suffer these same exact hurdles. Except those stuck up skinny bitches would rather die from severe semen deprivation, then let you hold the skidoo for a solo lap on the lake, or bring a fully stocked cooler of beer/snacks to the marina and share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Because they're big, not thick. That chick looks like she smells. Regular ol titties, kind of stanky look. Ass like a horse, face like a saddle. You want to get me interested I'll need a six pack to go with those wings, rings, and jalepeno poppers. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Damn, this bitch going to need a Costco card if that train is ever going to pop off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fat ralphy Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 bro - i legit ghosted on a pretty cute chick at a party and smashed a fatty in the dirt because she bought me a twomp and waited in line to refill my keg cup. it’s those perks that matter. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 this page is giving us that Ass so fat you could see it from the front 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Ass so phat. When she walks into a bar, 30 minutes later her ass walks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I’d smash fersheez.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I’d slap bones down on that table 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 She was asked to describe her body using a line from a movie and she said "I'll be back" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 23 minutes ago, where said: I’d slap bones down on that table I was trying come up with meme a table of some sort then was side tracked by a delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Put some dominos on that donk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 I never thought I'd be the one to say some shit like this but, that's entirely too much ass on both of them. The white chick has full grown cankles and her bingo wings are in full development. I agree with @One Man Bannedthat hoe probably stinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Gatorade girl can quench my thirst all day son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 C'mon seriously? of course that's a smash. (gatorade) provided I can catch her.....which is a no 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) I hear ya both, but I am not sure, I guess it's the way the bottle is shaped it gives off a 'funny mirror' look which is looking more on the masculine side of wo'man' Don't let her endorsements, fool you, because who knows? It may later be revealed shes an he (trans). You know what I am talking about. The Ol' Classic big company mind manipulation thing they play, by throwing a trans on there then get everyone (dude) say they'd hit that, and then come to find out she a trans, so it plays games on people, so it ultimately makes them feel bias and viola! Equality is now ok. Ok enough to get gender shared restrooms to pass house bills and what not. Ok so maybe that's a little far fetched. Ok but maybe not, I don't know but one thing I do know, is... 'One Mans smash, maybe One Mans Constitutional Trash' *Shrugs shoulders for acceptance... Edited September 28, 2020 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Gatorade girl is Sydney McLaughlin... Not sure she should be in this thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 I stiK to ma stoREE. No muscle bound ass chick is catching the poony tang fade over here cuhz. Shit is gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Imagine her performance on top. She'd ride hard for hours, pussy strength suck a testicle out when you bust. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 (edited) some of those pics she does have a very slight Willem Dafoe thing going on but I think not questionable at all. I'd actually feel bad for her if I got to smash. I'm there going "oh fuck yeah athletic prowess look at this finely tuned machine riding me" she's like "I have deffo made a wrong turn somewhere but this chubby motherfucker looks pretty grateful so my karma gonna be on point for next olympics" 12 hours ago, ndv said: I hear ya both, but I am not sure, I guess it's the way the bottle is shaped it gives off a 'funny mirror' look which is looking more on the masculine side of wo'man' Don't let her endorsements, fool you, because who knows? It may later be revealed shes an he (trans). You know what I am talking about. The Ol' Classic big company mind manipulation thing they play, by throwing a trans on there then get everyone (dude) say they'd hit that, and then come to find out she a trans, so it plays games on people, so it ultimately makes them feel bias and viola! Equality is now ok. Ok enough to get gender shared restrooms to pass house bills and what not. Ok so maybe that's a little far fetched. Ok but maybe not, I don't know but one thing I do know, is... 'One Mans smash, maybe One Mans Constitutional Trash' *Shrugs shoulders for acceptance... gatorade playing the long game Edited September 29, 2020 by Schnitzel typos 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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