volcom8811 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 humador and frankfurtcore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I thought that if you knocked up some chick they went mental and decided the name on their own? This right hurr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 prom night dumpster baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Superdude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 McMarty The Duke or if it's a girl Sissy Summerfly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Stomach ache and Lil pistol starter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 mclovin, walker texas ranger, batman, frankenstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CityonSMASH Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 People who give their kids retarded names are fucking douchebags. If your kid snaps one day and murders you after a particularly brutal day at school cause you gave them some "LULZ" ass name making them a magnet for the rath of all the other kids... then it's your own damn fault. couldnt agree more, iv gotten into this discussion countless times. some people just dont have a clue what the fuck is up. that being said id be inclined to pick a name that is less common so it stands alone, without being weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 faggot 1 faggot 2 lucky if we make it to three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 T H O R .[/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiyWay Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Anything as long as I can fuck the spelling, i.e. Symen, Jaxon, Haylee, Mishell, etc, or anything I steal from here http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/13-misspelling-their-kids-names/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 leeches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I fucking hate it when kids get given stupid names, I made sure my son had a solid decent name. Glad I had a son because I couldn't think of any girls names I liked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad drips Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 What ever sounds I hear when the pots fall down the stairs. Its a traditional Chinese naming ritual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speeddater Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Regis & Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Juan & Two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooMuchSwagger Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Expecting my first. It's a boy. We decided on Ethan Dominick or just Dom. Due to my wife being filipino I'm fucking glad we didn't go with Jayden, JP, EJ, PJ and so forth. Don't get me wrong us mexicans get some wierd as names to. One thing we both agreed on was not going the traditional mexican route and giving him both last names henceforth it will look like a list of names on his ID. I fucking hate it. I have to fill out my first name, middle name and both last names on many forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I've already told my girlfriend i'm calling our first born son SaberTooth. She thinks i'm kidding ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Woops or non-existent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 BLOODBATH all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Butt Ass and Crazy Nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 BOND JAMES BOND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I know someone that gave his son the middle name "Danger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 this subject has come up plenty of times before with my girl. i want 2 boys. she only wants one and one girl. she's really into this & only came up for girl names. she likes: itzel, isabella, kiana, aileen, all I could think of right now. so far for a boy, MY name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Some guy at my old high school was legally named "Storm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 whatever i name them, its gonna suck because they're gonna be white as fuck with chinese last names and NO FUCKING CLUE as to why that is. I half expect to give them my wife's maiden name. I'd rather have them think they're a couple of inbred honkey love children than .01% Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad drips Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Expecting my first. It's a boy. We decided on Ethan Dominick or just Dom. Due to my wife being filipino I'm fucking glad we didn't go with Jayden, JP, EJ, PJ and so forth. Don't get me wrong us mexicans get some wierd as names to. One thing we both agreed on was not going the traditional mexican route and giving him both last names henceforth it will look like a list of names on his ID. I fucking hate it. I have to fill out my first name, middle name and both last names on many forms. Manny or Packie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "Call him shithead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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