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If the commission approves the ordinance at its meeting tonight, San Francisco could soon have what is believed to be the country’s first ban on the sale of all pets except fish.That includes dogs, cats, hamsters, mice, rats, chinchillas, guinea pigs, birds, snakes, lizards and nearly every other critter, or, as the commission calls them, companion animals.

“People buy small animals all the time as an impulse buy, don’t know what they’re getting into, and the animals end up at the shelter and often are euthanized,” said commission Chairwoman Sally Stephens. “That’s what we’d like to stop.”

 

 

 

 

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Sodas banned from San Francisco vending machines (replaced with Soy Milk)

 

 

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I PROBABLY CONTRIBUTED TO THIS LAW, AS I'VE ABANDONED JUST ABOUT EVERY PET I'VE PURCHASED WHILE SHITFACED AT PETCO... FUCK. OK, IT'S PROLLY FOR THE BEST.

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thats funny

(about san fran)

 

 

 

but cmon, havent we all gone to walmart and bought a goldfish for some drunk bimbo just so shed give it up? cus i know ive payed the 75 cent toll to vagina land.

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I PROBABLY CONTRIBUTED TO THIS LAW, AS I'VE ABANDONED JUST ABOUT EVERY PET I'VE PURCHASED WHILE SHITFACED AT PETCO... FUCK. OK, IT'S PROLLY FOR THE BEST.

 

 

Just because you're a douchebag with pets doesn't mean the rest of the population is.

Stop buying pets if you don't want the responsibility of taking care of them...or buy a monkey. If they get hungry enough, they'll just rip your face off. Problem solved.

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hahahahahahaha. i knew you guize would care. when i think that no one cares and that i'm alone, i just make a post and watch niggahs run for the carrot.

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hahahahahahaha. i knew you guize would care. when i think that no one cares and that i'm alone, i just make a post and watch niggahs run for the carrot.

 

No, you don't.

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if i lived in SF i'd be more concerned with the chinese restaurants stealing the cats and selling them as chicken meat.

 

not om nom nom

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if this is true, i can see lots of money made.

 

bootleg selling of pets to san franciscans.

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Meh

 

Theyve already banned sodas in schools so im not surprised they havent done it on city owned property already

 

Not that big of a deal

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if this is true, i can see lots of money made.

 

bootleg selling of pets to san franciscans.

 

Or San Mateo county will stock up and benefit from all this

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I don't like the pets thing. I think it goes too far. I hope there are many lawsuits.

Also, soy milk vending machines. Is SF full of vaginas? They seem to be trying really

hard to make it that way. Enjoy your estrogen, your fanny packs, and your tie dye t shirts,

gents.

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san_francisco_hippies.jpg

 

 

SF politics deserves a giant facepalm. If this does go through, I'm sure you can still buy the same animals in the backrooms of Chinatown shops

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I don't like the pets thing. I think it goes too far. I hope there are many lawsuits.

Also, soy milk vending machines. Is SF full of vaginas? They seem to be trying really

hard to make it that way. Enjoy your estrogen, your fanny packs, and your tie dye t shirts,

gents.

 

 

Its not like theyre banning sodas in the city, just city owned property

 

Im not on city property much unless its the courthouse in which case a soda is the last thing on my mind

 

I guess if you work for the city that might affect you but you could always hit up a liquor store

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the bay is like granola--full of fruits, nuts, and flakes.

 

 

i don't think its going too far.

this is pro-animal legislation, not anti-rights imo.

Americans have shown themselves for decades, across the board, to be irresponsible when it comes to pet ownership. those who are serious about the responsibility of having a pet will still take the time and energy to get one, those who don't might not.

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Theyve already banned sodas in schools so im not surprised they havent done it on city owned property already

 

We were never allowed to have soda in school and they sure as hell never sold it there save for the teachers lounge. Even then it was just awful crap like Fanta.

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the bay is like granola--full of fruits, nuts, and flakes.

 

 

i don't think its going too far.

this is pro-animal legislation, not anti-rights imo.

Americans have shown themselves for decades, across the board, to be irresponsible when it comes to pet ownership. those who are serious about the responsibility of having a pet will still take the time and energy to get one, those who don't might not.

 

 

What I'm saying is that people should be able to decide for themselves if they want a soda or a dog. The city is just being gay about it. Like that one city that banned "Happy Meals".

 

This is coming from someone who thinks McDonald's is the nastiest shit on earth (besides actual nasty shit). I think if someone is so irresponsible/lazy that they give their kids junk food, that's fine. They deserve the diabetes, blockage, etc. that comes with such behavior.

It's all about personal choice.

 

As for the pets: Same thing. Personal choice. Get rid of the crack cocaine, the dirty needles, etc. and then we can talk about pets.

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i cant believe the animals thing....i mean, dogs?! everyone loves dogs! everything else is still non sensical but i dont care as much cause dawgs rool

 

if it passes will they (god forbid) take away the animals that people already own?

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Weird.

 

Doubt it will pass, but why not just introduce some kinda fucking screening process. They should be doin the shit for people. Fucka 16y/o single mother with her "babydaddy" locked up for robbing people.

 

Iksnay the fuck out these people.

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bad personal choices that put a burden on a budget funded from taxes the community/state/nation pays...

i know its a very slippery slope, but i really don't have a problem with this one

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