abcs Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Given Swamp's well documented habit of highlighting & exaggerating even his most insignificant triumphs & achievements in a putative attept to sate his unquenchable thirst for emotional validation, the fact that he doesn't claim to have a whopper, but only an "average" sized unit is very telling in itself and, ultimately, can lead us to only one conclusion. Namely that Our Man Swamp is, in fact, hung like a Chinese mouse. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Holdin hard. Talking about a mans dick when you should be getting off it. Catching feelings? what gives?:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Finally, a thread that'll prove how gay some of you pre-cum-cravin' fagholes really, really are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManyCrimes Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 My brother went on some next level shit with cock pumps and pills....he's always busting his junk out he's rolling like 8.5 or some shit he said. LOL if any woman ever knew he had to use pills and pumps they would probably just laugh and leave, poor guy. For real though its how you use it, not how massive it is. NO HOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZIN989 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 yeah..... never really been an issue with me........ not braggin...... just sayin....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Girls tell me I have a "nice penis" witch leads me to believe they mean small. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 ^ Means they just want to be friends with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I DONT HAVE A BIG PEN15 (AVERAGE I GUESS FOR A MESSSICAN), AND IVE ONLY HAD 1 BITCH HATE ON IT. BUT SHE WAS JUST SALTY CAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA BE WITH HER, SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH SEX...... THEN SHE JUST LAID THERE. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT LAME SEX, HOE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 so what your saying is she was looking for something, anything for you to enjoy putting yer dick inside her. i think there may be a gay in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Sometimes you put some unbelievably convoluted spins on things dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Sometimes you put some unbelievably convoluted spins on things dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 WHOS THE CANADIAN TALKING TO? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS 51ST STATE LOGIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Mercury Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 If youre stabbin it correctly, size isnt an issue, ive got the ol average white wang, no complaints. If her legs are shaking when youre done, mission accomplished. And really, as many self centered assholes are on here- Do you really care if some chick says you gots a little dick? Paint that face white and GTFO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad drips Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 ASIAN MUTHA FUCKAS STANDUP :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: Holdin hard. Talking about a mans dick when you should be getting off it. Catching feelings? what gives?:lol: :lol: :lol: Dude is so gay for me :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZM Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 that dick chopper is fuckin hilarious! Dont matter the size, learn how to use it. Just keep jabbin' and stabbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 holy shit, i just bumped freddy mercury from a tampon to 2 tic tacs E-CRED NIGGA1!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 hipster jesus with a big dick. it's a good look nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 this thread is lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eyMYbnhxvw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 i mean, it aint the titanic, but it damn sho aint the ss minnow either. my shits like a luxury yacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 ^hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 pretty sure this thread was conjured up by an ass pirate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 scrolled first page.. not read'n the rest.. this thread equals mega gehy.. -lets brag / talk about wangs... no thanks.. thought i was gonna read lolz.., did not... oh, an my wang is extra small.. no girls ever like me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I have nothing relevant to add, but I at least wanted to get a post for reading through that shit. Talking about your dick with random men, not cool. slightly above average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 i'm totally average size, but i fuck like a champ and am real pretty (nh) so bitches get all extra excited they always say some retarded corny lolz shit afterwards "your penis is so magic...always straight to my g-spot" "i came 4 times in 30 minutes...i hate leaving your house" -girl today as i walked her to the bus stop but i still wish my dick was HUUUGE so they'd be in pain and all fucked up angry at women oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 i'm totally average size, but i fuck like a champ and am real pretty (nh) so bitches get all extra excited they always say some retarded corny lolz shit afterwards "your penis is so magic...always straight to my g-spot" "i came 4 times in 30 minutes...i hate leaving your house" -girl today as i walked her to the bus stop but i still wish my dick was HUUUGE so they'd be in pain and all fucked up angry at women oner everything in this post. /leaves thread forever and never looks back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Klinefelter's syndrome, 47, XXY, or XXY syndrome is a condition in which males have an extra (an aneuploidy) X sex chromosome . While females have an XX chromosomal makeup, and males an XY, affected individuals have at least two X chromosomes and at least one Y chromosome.[1] Because of the extra chromosome, individuals with the condition are usually referred to as "XXY Males", or "47, XXY Males".[2] Klinefelter's syndrome is the most common sex chromosome disorder[3] and the second most common condition caused by the presence of extra chromosomes. The condition exists in roughly 1 out of every 1,000 males. One in every 500 males has an extra X chromosome but does not have the syndrome.[4] The principal effects are development of small testicles and reduced fertility. A variety of other physical and behavioral differences and problems are common, though severity varies and many boys and men with the condition have few detectable symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I like to think my penis is the only one in exsitance, and by thinking this way it is also the largest in existance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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