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i doesnt have a big penis appreciation thread..

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For reals having big penis means your womenz become loose and NOBODY likes a flappy bearded clam.

 

 

 

 

Get a hot dog and throw it down a hallway.... Not very exciting right?

 

 

Or how's bout filling a empty 5 gallon paint bucket full of water and trying to fuck it.... No bueno dude.

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First rub your penis with wasp stings

and massage it with sweet oil.

When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights

through a hole in your bed,

going to sleep each night on your stomach.

 

After this period use a cool ointment

to remove the pain and swelling.

By this method men ... of insatiable

sexual appetite, manage to keep

their penises enlarged throughout their lives.

 

nh

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NOT TRUE. I'm not huge and the pussy is like this...

 

250px-Grube_Carkoon_Sarlacc2.jpg

 

Every time I hit it I'm like I hope she's cheating on me then I'll be free. But then I get sad when I know she's not.

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oh, and to all you little dick faggets holding hands and freeing yer little dicked selves, ill be stretching my rod into teen slice and sniffin her panties afterwards.

 

thread sucks, kill it with fire:)

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I keep the foreskin on my penis. Let them poor bitches know whats up.

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lol--------nigger if only you knew the situation I got myself into last night-------------woooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

haha i been on some boyz n the hood hoppin out the window levis at my nikes shit a couple times this summer already and its just starting to get hot outside.

 

loosey goosey broads with fat titties and asses like a barstools for my budweiser.

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truth fam.

been on that summer pretty vaginas shit :lol:

 

So many fine gines in the summer dresses lately

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haha i been on some boyz n the hood hoppin out the window levis at my nikes shit a couple times this summer already and its just starting to get hot outside.

 

loosey goosey broads with fat titties and asses like a barstools for my budweiser.

 

 

 

 

My nigger hit the aim up-------no eon raped as a child by a priest.

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PenisEnvy.jpg

 

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Im on the above average status...

 

Not that tight, having to "go slow" "be nice".....trying not to injure breezes.

 

My brother went on some next level shit with cock pumps and pills....he's always busting his junk out he's rolling like 8.5 or some shit he said.

 

/nohomo if applicable

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