pornbooth Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 For reals having big penis means your womenz become loose and NOBODY likes a flappy bearded clam. Get a hot dog and throw it down a hallway.... Not very exciting right? Or how's bout filling a empty 5 gallon paint bucket full of water and trying to fuck it.... No bueno dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 First rub your penis with wasp stings and massage it with sweet oil. When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights through a hole in your bed, going to sleep each night on your stomach. After this period use a cool ointment to remove the pain and swelling. By this method men ... of insatiable sexual appetite, manage to keep their penises enlarged throughout their lives. nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 NOT TRUE. I'm not huge and the pussy is like this... Every time I hit it I'm like I hope she's cheating on me then I'll be free. But then I get sad when I know she's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 oh, and to all you little dick faggets holding hands and freeing yer little dicked selves, ill be stretching my rod into teen slice and sniffin her panties afterwards. thread sucks, kill it with fire:) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 This thread weirds me out. That said, I have a spectacularly average sized penis, no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Bitches on my dick cause I look like jesus------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted July 11, 2010 Author Share Posted July 11, 2010 Its a good thread just give some time, it would be even better if my internets wasn't my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Bitches on my dick cause I look like jesus------- CHRIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 CHRIST! My nigger----------------nigger on some shit it's been ages since we broke bread no eon--------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 truth fam. been on that summer pretty vaginas shit :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 lol--------nigger if only you knew the situation I got myself into last night-------------woooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANANERS Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 "no homo" doesn't do any good in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-u0vxS4EE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I keep the foreskin on my penis. Let them poor bitches know whats up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 lol--------nigger if only you knew the situation I got myself into last night-------------woooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haha i been on some boyz n the hood hoppin out the window levis at my nikes shit a couple times this summer already and its just starting to get hot outside. loosey goosey broads with fat titties and asses like a barstools for my budweiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted July 11, 2010 Author Share Posted July 11, 2010 truth fam. been on that summer pretty vaginas shit :lol: So many fine gines in the summer dresses lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 haha i been on some boyz n the hood hoppin out the window levis at my nikes shit a couple times this summer already and its just starting to get hot outside. loosey goosey broads with fat titties and asses like a barstools for my budweiser. My nigger hit the aim up-------no eon raped as a child by a priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol: DAT ASS.... MMMMM HAHAHAHA NHNHNH HAHA FORREAL THOUGH, NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANANERS Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GlTloqb0ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Im on the above average status... Not that tight, having to "go slow" "be nice".....trying not to injure breezes. My brother went on some next level shit with cock pumps and pills....he's always busting his junk out he's rolling like 8.5 or some shit he said. /nohomo if applicable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 hahahah the metal line just hit when i scrolled to that animal flapping his cock ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 This thread weirds me out. That said, I have a spectacularly average sized penis, no homo Given Swamp's well documented habit of highlighting & exaggerating even his most insignificant triumphs & achievements in a putative attept to sate his unquenchable thirst for emotional validation, the fact that he doesn't claim to have a whopper, but only an "average" sized unit is very telling in itself and, ultimately, can lead us to only one conclusion. Namely that Our Man Swamp is, in fact, hung like a Chinese mouse. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 l0l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 serious questions for all you little fellas... do you guys get disappointed looks when you get it out? They ever laugh at you? Does it make you feel inadequate? Glad i cant identify but i suppose i sympathize. NH. I would say step ya games up but well... ya cant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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