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It def made the first week fly by... some crackhead smuggled a pack of newports, 2 lighters, a crack pipe, and a crack supply, in his ass, for like only a 8 day bid. I think he actually had more than a pack of smokes up there, because he basically just gave the cigs away so nobody would snitch him out for smoking crack on the toilet all the time, and brought an extra lighter for the pod so nobody would take his.

 

 

here comes the slow realization that I smoked tobacco that came out of a crackheads inner asshole cavity. I regret nothing.

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Had a shit day due to punk rock girl. Got drunk after work, hopped the fence to the skatepark and skated til the cops came. And did the cops come. After 2 hours, which shames me as a tax payer. Dude ran my info, cleared me and took me out of cuffs, I told him i came to skate and drink and get lost in my thoughts. He smoked cigarettes with me, drank my last budweiser and bitched about his 3 ex wives and told me he was impressed I was out there in 20 degree weather at 3am. Made me do a kickflip and said he loved eating at my restaurant. Flippped my world upside down. I dont think im any better than I was before and I didnt get locked up and a cop didnt fuck my shit up. 2012 is fucking weird.

 

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grass fed beef tenderloin with mushroom bechamel

sauteed asparagus with balsamic brown sugar reduction

white truffle mashed taters

plenty pinot noir

 

made hella bsm dinner last night for chick and i. take um deeeeeeeeeeeep!

 

hope portland is still sucking your dick, POZ. give um hell brudduh! shoooooooottttz

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oh, indeed it is!

 

the homies and i are flying down to Southern California tonight. coincides with a crew bbq. gonna be fun as fuck, even though i've blown through all my funds. skateboarding+rapletters+partying are all in order to be handled.

 

do i know the chick you're seeing, or wha? it's not the girl whose car i puked in, is it? blanking on her name...

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good to hear :D

 

nah you never met, shes only been on island since late last yr. she came here for vacation and some sexy lifeguard guy fell for her and moved her out here (payed to have her suv shipped from seattle n everything). but then she met me and left him. dude hella literally cried.

 

i almost* feel bad for the guy since he dumped so much goddamn money into moving her to island, but regardless of his sexy lifeguard muscles, he still isnt bsm

 

 

 

* indicates that i dont really feel bad

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AZNs are overrated, they are just white girls who are either 1) easier to boss around or 2)impossible to boss around

 

6 ft white girls and black chicks who are "less than thick" (IE not fat ghetto trash) are the hard ones to get

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