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A dude threw a beer and it hit me in the back of my knees...

 

Anyone who knows me knows what I did. I grabbed him by the collar and asked him just to apologize. Which I feel was fair... Girl he was with said it was all her... so I had to drop.. But I'm very disappointed in my self

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I like that randomly people come in here like"oh this is real?". I have bsm tattooed on my arm br0, how much more real do you want it?

 

This is BERRY SERIOUS MAN

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went to work at 9am for poached eggs n bacon, and a bottle of whiskey.

 

drank bottle, then went back to work sans shirt, 100% shitfaced, and refusing to admit i was drunk. manager said "youre still cute when youre drunk". she is pregnant and i wanna smash her soooooo bad.

 

apparently i took this pic earlier.

 

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her man (/nh) literally has BSMs and scars all over his head. i was always hella respectful to him because i thought he got fucked up overseas in war, but it turned out he was in some freak boating accident when he was a kid.

 

it was like learning santa isnt real when she told me about the boating accident.

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^ haha I know you said he was a kid...but if it happened because he was drunk it's at least still kind of entertaining/ ok.

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glad to know you're continuing my legacy of getting drunk and losing shit, Dow.

 

1 shirt

1 pair of slippers

1 ipod

1 SF fitted

1 wallet (recovered)

1 pair of trunks (recovered)

and effectively booted from the south shore

 

oh liquor, the things we do together...

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I'd respect him more for getting fucked up in a boat than getting fucked up in some war.

Rich people's wars are not BSM.

 

A few years back I was hitch hiking in Australia. I got a lift with this old typically Aussie guy who was driving with a beer in one hand. (n/h) At first I was a bit suspcious of him.

 

Then during conversation he said "yeah I divorced my second wife shortly after our honeymoon (he was on his fourth wife at the time). Actually during the honeymoon I had to get brain sugery....waterskiing drunk!".

 

After that I realised the rest of the trip was going to be sheer awesomeness.

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