Lesbian Fisting Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I wish it was cooking meth, thats a real career move. Mostly wings and burgers, but Tuesdays is steak night. And the fryer will get all the cunt grease off the drumsticks, so you in the clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Most strip clubs serve some sort of food. I've picked up my friends after shifts before and they would bring me out strip club food that wasn't that bad.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 6 locations nationwide! Im about to have the hookup on blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 That's actually one of the places im talking about... The one in sf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 theres a strip club in Eugene Oregon, The Nile, that has a fat cheeseburger and fry basket for 3$ my homie almost got kicked out of my post-wedding party at The Nile because he was 300% shitfaced and was trying to tip strippers with fake diamonds anyway, eating a stripclubs is what the fuck is up. catch me at the cunt-smellin chairs, pigging out on a burger and drinking whiskey while i tip bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 ps my gf is having one of those BAC moniter devices installed in her suv this week for an article she is writing, and guess who gets to test the machine out? getting DAF all in the name of objective journalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Turn it into some anal sex and we have a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My buddy used to be head chef at a Denny's... he left a year and a half ago to run the kitchen at a local strip club, then worked at another one, just cause he could cook. His win streak is now over, but good for strip club chefs is all I have to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 They serve food in strip clubs? Would any of you guys eat food from a strip club? Too much genital juices flowing in the building for me to trust it. Or are you talking about meth? i would imagine they have really good buffets of total junk food. which i am totally down with. i think them having food is an american thing though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 They serve food in strip clubs? Would any of you guys eat food from a strip club? Too much genital juices flowing in the building for me to trust it. Or are you talking about meth? Wheres Swamp? Kick this nigga some knowledge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Haha, you rang? I regularly take my meals in a strip club, and alot of the food is legit delicious. The buffets for special occasions are on some whole other shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 That's actually one of the places im talking about... The one in sf That place used to (maybe still does?) have the $5 Friday all you can eat buffet lunch. $5 to get in the door and eat all the chicken, mash potatoes etc. you want while watching some decent dancers. The last time I went, all the seats were reserved so I had to set my plate on the stage to eat. Surprisingly, that did not go over well with security. Definitely worth the 5 for a week ending lunch break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 "I thought that was a corn chip!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 In Oregon, its law that bars/clubs HAVE to serve food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I hope everyone is too geeked to be hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 That place used to (maybe still does?) have the $5 Friday all you can eat buffet lunch. $5 to get in the door and eat all the chicken, mash potatoes etc. you want while watching some decent dancers. The last time I went, all the seats were reserved so I had to set my plate on the stage to eat. Surprisingly, that did not go over well with security. Definitely worth the 5 for a week ending lunch break. You can eat crazy good at strip clubs on a Friday in Providence. Hit Foxy Lady for the free, all you can eat Legs & Eggs breakfast buffet, and then walk 5 minutes down the street to the Cadillac Lounge for $5 prime rib for lunch/dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Fuck...I'm gonna start supplementing my diet...that's cheap as can be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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itsallafarce Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 You can eat crazy good at strip clubs on a Friday in Providence. Hit Foxy Lady for the free, all you can eat Legs & Eggs breakfast buffet, and then walk 5 minutes down the street to the Cadillac Lounge for $5 prime rib for lunch/dinner I can't imagine the quality of the rib to be all that good though for 5 bucks. Most places that sell "prime rib" don't even have prime rib. Grades are usually select or choice at most places very rarely does a place actually have a usda prime rib roast. To expensive for not much difference. I'm not sure how they get away with it maybe cause peeps just don't know any better. Anyway three day weekends are what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 By prime rib I just mean "standing rib roast." "A colloquial and popular term for this cut is "prime rib". Historically, this name stands out regardless of the grade. In addition, the USDA acknowledges this historical note by not requiring the cut "to be derived from USDA prime grade beef." Either way, it still tastes good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 yes yes it does. although i've gotten prime rib at some places and it was just absolute shit. i sat there wondering to myself "how do you fuck up prime rib" shit had me bewildered. I'm conflicted on what to do tonight. It's my sunday so i gotta work tomorrow but i feel the urge to go get fucked up. I guess really there is no questioning what i should do......fucked up it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Best prime rib I ever had in my life was some shady shit I bought off the loading dock of a warehouse in the middle of the night and had my mom chef up for Christmas. I don't know if it tasted better cause it was stolen or what, but shit was unreal haha. And yes, fucked up it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Right now I'm at a dive w my room mate We met a brother named Marcus in Air Jordans Marcus just put $10 on the jukebox and picked nothing but The Eagles and Steve Miller band Marcus is cool in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I made a new black friend yesterday myself. He's from Detroit and got all hyped when I played The Temptations on the jukebox. Coincidentally enough, his name is Detroit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 nothing but The Eagles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVaiRLDM628 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Detroit is an awesome name "strikes and gutters" is a phrase is use almost weekly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 -boats n hoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 "there was detroit, can't member where he frum" is what came to my mind. forest gump is bsm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Friday night baby!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 We have 2 dollar top sirloins on Tuesdays. DO NOT get the pitcher beer they serve after last call. Shit is ODouls and they sell it as Bud Lite. And always tip. Money will get you whatever you want. Had some Nigerians insist on coming back and cooking their own wings "to get it black people hot" as they said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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