Swindle Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "i'm with this chick you only seen in magazine covers posing, i really know this bitch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4x4 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "my favorite thing while in Texas was sonic burger" the fuck outta here you faggot! BBQ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 tsunami supposed to hit my island @ 3am. FUCK THE WORLD JUST GOT BACK FROM THE STORE WHERE I BOUGHT SMOKES, JAMESON AND HELLA TRISCUITS. GOT 8 CANS OF SPAM. BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER whats the deal down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Can't let it be on the second page of Ch 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 whats the deal down there? shit's cool. my island dint get fucked up much at all, oahu had some boats and docks get destroyed, but kauai lucked out, thank goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 good to hear man. in other news, i stumbled upon this porno pwant, lexi d. her on left. since no ones hamming it up in here we might as well talk about smut video. i still have the same shitty gas station dvd from 4 years ago. outta my porn game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monestar Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 This turd-burglar above me needs some demerits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 maybe they might find some real life water type pokemon now as a result. think positive people. The Dumbo Octopus The octopuses of the genus Grimpoteuthis are also known as “Dumbo octopuses” from the ear-like fins protruding from the top of their “heads” (actually bodies), resembling the ears of Walt Disney’s flying elephant. They are benthic creatures, living at extreme depths, and are some of the rarest of the Octopoda species. They can flush the transparent layer of their skin at will, and are open ocean animals, unlike most octopi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 St pattis for the two of you who aren't my fb friends big dick Greg and the salvadorian Drank like 50 Not really... Enjoy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 BSM FLASK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 no homo but im famous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 tugboattimmy has an account on plentyoffish that him and i use to fuck with guys. i got a couple guys to go to an exroommate's house, thinking there was a gangbang going on. timmy talked a couple guys into waiting all night at a stripclub, waiting for the chance to meet "her" and watch her dance on stage. but today took the cake. timmy talked a guy into getting on cam, fucking himself in the ass with a huge dildo and cumming in his own mouth. timmy and i were ROFLing together on the phone when i logged onto the POF account, and the mouth-cummer IMed me. so of course, i talked him into putting a dildo in his ass and then putting it in his mouth.all on cam. i also got him to say "you like that shit carson?!?!?" outloud while he jerked off. and i convinced him to punch and slap himself in his balls. /no homo x 666 [ATTACH]157203.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157204.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157205.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157206.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157207.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 YOU REALIZE YALL ARE FAGGOTS RIGHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 how is that NOT gay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 I watched bed time stories today and completely forgot about that gay clip at the end where the dude gets naked thinking hes about to be in a porn, now that shit was gay. Where is line between funny and gay these days /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 .... Now that was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 ^^^ http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=137929&page=2 edit: ^^^ x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 how is that NOT gay? it woulda been gay if i had a boner while it was happening but since i was laughing so hard i was almost in tears and i was talking to timmy on the phone, giving him the play-by-play, it wasnt gay - it was simply hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 some people are just insecure with their sexuality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 I would never, ever be a part of something like that, but that line about "shitting on me while I'm in a vegetative state" --- :lol: ... FAGGOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 you guys seem to be forgetting he was probably wearing a slayer shirt which null/voids a lot of things apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Well I do have an adorable name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Dow, I miss hanging out with you even though it almost wrecked my life. I just got back from a party at an abandoned ice rink. My friends built a fire in the middle of the rink with toilet paper, business records, and hockey sticks so someone could climb up into the rafters over the rink (30' up or so) and do trapeze tricks. Then the rafter guy hung a rope from the main beam and people were using it to swing through the fire. I would have stayed longer but the fumes started getting to me...and on the way out I noticed smoke billowing out the front door. I hope they don't go to jail, but whatever. While poking around I found a nice power strip, a bunch of Ghiradelli chocolate that I'm currently snacking on while I type this, and a crack pipe. I would have pushed the pipe but I didn't have any Chore Boy handy. Then I caught a tag and punched out a window, just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 nbb, i hope youre flattered that i had a guy call out your name to me while he was jacking off to me via web cam. NO HOMO ps i have to repeat that dude slapped and punched his own balls and put a dildo in his mouth that was previously in his asshole. THIS NIGGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 shai, miss ya broseph. hope all is well in the hood!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 shai, miss ya broseph. hope all is well in the hood!! We just lost our court case so the house is kind of in a weird spot. I'm doing all right, though. Looking for somewhere else to kick it is kind of stressful but it's just life. I have a few things lined up, now I just gotta pack and put everything into storage...at least the timing is all right, I was gonna go travel soon. I'd hop a train to come see you but you had to pick the one state where that's not an option. Me and spectr have been hanging out a lot, or we were till he disappeared into the wilds of Santa Cruz. I just heard he's back in town so I'm probably gonna holler at him tomorrow. When are you coming out to the mainland? According to everyone I know from Hawaii it's only a matter of time before the rock fever sets in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 pps i have a brief story that timmy asked me to share on here, took place a couple days ago. i signed up to attend culinary school in the fall. the other day, on the bus, heading home from the school, there was a fella riding that was wearing a chefs outfit, an apparent student at the culinary school. i wanted to ask him some questions about the program, but he had headphones on, so i didnt bother him. the next day im walking to the library and i hear "HEY MAN". i turn around and its the headphones dude. he introduces himself and asks what im studying at the school. we chit chat about food for a second and he tells me that he has a culinary book from his first year at his house, which is only a couple blocks away, and i can borrow it if i want. dude is kinda fem and had a limp handshake, so im suspicious that he is teh gay, so i mention that i moved to the island with my girlfriend, just hopng to avoid any potential awkward moment. i did think it was suspect that a girly acting dude is inviting me to his house, immediately after meeting me, but i say "fuck it" (/nh). i figure worse come to worse, ill get to borrow an expensive book and have to remind this dude that im not into fucking dudes. so we get to his house and he brings out the book from his bedroom. big hardback book about the restaurant industry. rad. then dude asks me if i have any tattoos on my chest. fuuuuccckkkk. dude is totally trying to get me to take my shirt off. god damnit. i tell him i have a couple, but i gotta head back to the library, and thank him for loaning me the book. he walks me over to the library, which wasnt a big deal cause i was kinda lost anyways. so outside the library, i ask him if he can score any weed. he gives me the run around and asks me "is there anything else you need?". i think hes talking about hard drugs, so i tell him "nah, just fuck with the weed". he looks at the ground and says "well if you ever need.....a blowjob...." classic! i chuckle a bit and tell dude no thanks, i have a gf and am not into dudes. dude gets all nervous and starts teling me "im just....joking....you know.....i like to ask guys i meet that....just to mess with them...." i tell him its not a big deal, im not gonna punch him or anything, it just aint my thing. he then tells me he has a lot of straight friends that let him blow them. classic. i am now annoyed with dude, so i walk away. but the book is really fucking good and im glad i scored it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 22, 2011 Author Share Posted March 22, 2011 shai, i know im going to vegas in oct for a buddies wedding. other than that, i dunno. ill be here for at least 2 years, to knock out school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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