TripleSuplex Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 can someone please direct "keep it rail" to this thread. as hick as he appears to be, he is BSM like a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 co-sang. i think NBB dropped the hinto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i lawled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I gotta' watch that movie again. It's been a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 So I got joes/mugged yesterday night... Positives: knocked a dude out before they all jumped on me. When I was getting away after getting kicked on the ground he was still sleeping. -cute nurse hung out with me. Told me to call her number (cell phone) if I had any problems. Gave me a hug outside when I was leaving. -norco 10/325s -the shot of morphine they gave me -using a fake name for free health care Neg: -broke my hand knocking dude out. It feels like an 8 week heal. -concussion -contusions to ribs, forearm, and legs. -fractured elbow -only 20 norcos but my hand will probably allow me a refill. -when I punched first dude I got a piece of his tooth stuck in my hand... Antibacs make me feel shitty... Took pics of my stay. I'll upload when I get to a comp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Ps: nbb muahz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 pics or... you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 wtf dude. sorry to hear that homie. did this go down in haystack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 oh getting jumped, such a dog move. all the best and speedy recovery brah I sent this to my mom, she didn't really appreciate it as much as I do i did the same, she got mad so i showed her the domestic abuse one. didnt really help but it made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Shit happens. I'm pretty positive I broke first dudes jaw. The hit just sounded sickening. THWACK And he dropped like a sack of shit... Rest of the scuffle wasn't so tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 thats always the way. in those situations you're usually competent enough to take the first guy solo, they know this and thats why theres 10 of em. glad i only got a broken nose when it happened to me, fuck a broken arm. but your muscles are much bigger and sexier so you'll be sweet in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 bring your finest guidos, we'll have an international fight series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 damn homie that sucks. get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 nbb, save me some pills you know id save some for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 If my hand an elbow didn't hurt as bad as they do if save some... As it stands I'm eating baritone like pez just to keep myself able to move.... I've also drank a lot of box wine and cap Morgan.... Hand hurts so bad I can't sleep so I'm playing 720 on my boys emulator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 So I got joes/mugged yesterday night... Positives: knocked a dude out before they all jumped on me. When I was getting away after getting kicked on the ground he was still sleeping. -cute nurse hung out with me. Told me to call her number (cell phone) if I had any problems. Gave me a hug outside when I was leaving. -norco 10/325s -the shot of morphine they gave me -using a fake name for free health care Neg: -broke my hand knocking dude out. It feels like an 8 week heal. -concussion -contusions to ribs, forearm, and legs. -fractured elbow -only 20 norcos but my hand will probably allow me a refill. -when I punched first dude I got a piece of his tooth stuck in my hand... Antibacs make me feel shitty... Took pics of my stay. I'll upload when I get to a comp... Yo NBB my boy knocked this heroin dealers grill to pieces who threatened to kill his girlfriend over a 50$ debt and got a piece of tooth lodged in his knuckle like you said. About a week later it got mad infected in his bone from the tooth and he had to have surgery to trim the infection. Be carefull, he didntlose fingersc, but it fucked his fist up fo awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 If my hand an elbow didn't hurt as bad as they do id save some... As it stands I'm eating baritone like pez just to keep myself able to move.... im just teasin bro, you hella need em since im not there to speed up the healing process by smooching your wounds better /nh ps wtf did they jump you for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Good for you NBB, everyone needs to fight once in a while, lose or win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Yo NBB my boy knocked this heroin dealers grill to pieces who threatened to kill his girlfriend over a 50$ debt and got a piece of tooth lodged in his knuckle like you said. About a week later it got mad infected in his bone from the tooth and he had to have surgery to trim the infection. Be carefull, he didntlose fingersc, but it fucked his fist up fo awhile Sounds like we might know the same people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 They got like 80 bucks out f my pocket when they got me down.... Umad: they got me on some broad spectrum anti bacs for infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 80 bucks split between 3 or 4 dudes minus their knocked out buddy... You have a fist fill of painkillers (admittedly needed, but refill!) and a number to call for sponge baths and blowjobs...I will definitely give this one to you NBB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Yeah I'm not mad. I can't jerk off very good switch though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 jerk off in the mirror and see if you can trick your brain into thinking you're using your normal hand -dow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 That sucks brah. Glad youre ite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Fuckin pussies. Getting jumped made me feel more anger and hatred than all The white people in the country after the OJ verdict. But afterwards couple days I took comfort knowing I straight casper from kids'd the first Motherfucker with my board. Stay up homie. BSM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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