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Kids say the darndest things

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So the other day I was with my 2.5 year old son t the mall.. we were in a store and theres a guy, kinda heavy and he pointed and said "look a fat man".

 

then my wife said that he's been singing the cops theme song and the other day they stopped at a red light and two black guys were crossing in front of the car and he said "look momma bad boys"

 

then we went out t eat and he turned at the over weight girl working and said "look dad a fat blob".

 

He said the black comment at the baseball game last night..

 

I have no idea where he got those from haha.. funny afterwards but not when he says it to them.

 

on a side note the fan who fell from the second level landed in our section.

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fat dude on train with pony tail....my 3 year old "hey look at the lady!"

 

that bad boys shit is awesome! wouldnt be good in person though

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Last week when I was in the fitting room, I heard a little girl singing to her mom

"lemme see your boobs lemme see your boobs"

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i have a few piercings tattoos etc and at work i hear kids tell their parents they want them and the parents always look at me all pissed

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kid also asked me the other day if a grenade exploded in my face i said yes and he looked puzzled for a second then yelled cooooooooooool!

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What the fuck is up with all this talk of "I want a gay son." "I want a kid with Turrets." shit on the oontz.

No you dont.

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