CALIgula Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 friday- went with homie to a club in a small city. the women were amazing there. all were 8+'s saturday- drove to another small city and surprised the lady im dating by showing up. swam in her pool. had lots of sex. then went to the fireworks show with her daughter. sunday- woke up with lady friend. more sex. swam some more. bbq'd then drove home. changed and went to my homie's bbq. hung out with friends. hit up my city's fireworks show. went to a bar. great 4th of july weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 friday- went with homie to a club in a small city. the women were amazing there. all were 800+'s Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I think the only bad thing about this weekend is I seem to have broken my $160 money clip :( I drunkenly tried to put $1100 in it, and it's stretched out now, pissin me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Fixed :lol: but seriously....all the girls there were hot as fuck..even though there were no fatties there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotclone Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 riot, 2 shot, 1 stabbed, tear gas, weed, liquor and beer. woke up on a bench somewhere with 3/4 a quart of rum in my bag. 2 and a half hour "walk of shame" :lol: Dam man well at least it was a drunk walk of shame hope you had a marker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Only high point for me was the food. Crashed immediately around 6, woke up after midnight. It was the first day of my 8 day vacation. Not one firework seen by these eyes but its all good. I bought an AK 47 yesterday and shot the shit out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 So on the 4th i drove out to this camp spot on the beach with some friends. Got there at 8 in the morning, set everthing up then started drinking at 9 and didnt stop till about 1am,then had sex in a tent..it was cool i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 so you had a drunken orgy with your friends on a beach. no homo. unless all the friends happened to be girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 hahaha^^ ya i guess i could have been more specific.. and yes they were girls... and one lady boy? /nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Dam man well at least it was a drunk walk of shame hope you had a marker it was difficult as fuck. and no, no marking of public surfaces (other then taking a piss every mile or so) occured. had too much stuff that would be very difficult to explain to a police officer had i been stopped and searched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 so last weekend my buddy said to another buddies girlfriend he was gonna stick 4 fingers in her ass.. resulting in my friend choking the kid out in about 5 seconds.. which was hilarious. cause the kid fell like a sack of bricks. then later in the night the same kid puked all over the same dudes shoes and passed out in his lawn, so that being the line apparently, my buddy grabbed a shovel, scooped up the puke and slapped it in his face. then we hit him with a hose and dumped a cooler of ice cold water on the dude to wake him up. got 2 girls booted from their hotel room, and while we were lighting fireworks off on the beach cops came and shut us down so my buddy lit a couple bottle rockets and threw them at the cops.... and we ran far far away haha. edit: came across the girls gone wild bus as well.. that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Priceless 2010, July 2-5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Funny story... Went to the fireworks store on July 3rd, got all my fireworks, cute register girl puts in all the prices and is like "alright your total is 303.27 (or whatever) oh and are you a WI resident?" ".. yes..." "ok here fill out this paperwork"... filled it out handed it back to her and she's like "alright.. have a good day." NEVER PAID A DIME. Hustled outta there and right when I was drivin away she came running into the parking lot trying to find me. PWNED. I was feelin like Darren Brown or some shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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