gasfacevictm Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 They'll breed themselves into starvation and super disease quickly after they gain control. I know a lot of people in Asia who think only westerners can get STD's. They don't teach them anything about how sex works. That's in developed countries. I can only imagine what the ones in huts think about how babies are made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Well we were fairly ignorant not that long ago. We can only hope that they fuck themselves, since all those fat cat American companies sold us the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 smash... she's cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikr Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Kids are cool You can be faded and drunk around them and they don't notice shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Yeah, you usually don't notice them drowning in inflatable pools and shit either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 smash... she's cute. she looks like a dinosaur that was in a forest fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 my kid just recently learnred how to smile i wish my babymama would learn how to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 razor blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 They'll breed themselves into starvation that's why we have to eat babies like the north koreans do. also, im pretty sure i will never have human kids. i have my dogs and they are like my babies. i never understood that biological clock ticking thing either. never felt it and i don't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 my 2 cents: i want to eventually have kids but just not yet....maybe when im like 35 or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I was upset when my ex got an abortion, but at the same time I'm now kind of relieved, watching my best friend go through his bullshit with his baby moms and what not. I'd like to have a kid when I'm like 25-27, but I don't believe in children outside of marriage, so we'll see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Welll... I teach prechoolers. and straight up and down. shit ain't for errybody. That's about the size of it. Unlike most of the people i know, "I" actually enjoy my job. the pays shit but at least i'm not fucking miserable. Little kids are a fucking TRIP, and a handful to boot. As a man in a field where wemenz dominate i'm like a fucking unicorn. But i run my shit. and those little niggaz know whats good. I never once thought of having a youngin until working with them, but now..I can't fucking wait. Don't have accident chirlens...Be sure or wrap it the fuck up, overpopulations already a motherfucker... End rant. TROOF..... (must spread rep.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 ive worked with kids on many levels.(no pedo). if the kids respect you....they are the most entertaining muthafuckers on earth. ive worked at a science museum i was a camp councilor when i was younger. ive ran basketball clinics. and most recently i worked for a non profit organization that provided after school art programs for Detroit public schools. those kids were in high school and i must admit...a few of those fuckers made me not want to have kids. the youth of Detroit are bonus fucked. but working with little kids that respect you can be the most rewarding thing ever. and they say hella fucked up shit on the regs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'd like to have a kid when I'm like 25-27, but I don't believe in children outside of marriage, so we'll see what happens goddamn you bastards are young. fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 that's why we have to eat babies like the north koreans do. also, im pretty sure i will never have human kids. i have my dogs and they are like my babies. i never understood that biological clock ticking thing either. never felt it and i don't mind. Yeah, I was just talking to this girl I been friends with since forever about how all our mutual friends keep asking us when we'll get married and start a family (not to each other, but whatever) she's not into it either...a bunch of people I know aren't, but all the people with kids seem to be in this weird club that tries to recruit the rest of us like fucking Amway salesmen. I dont get how most people think it's a necessary progression in life anymore. I feel no urge, itch, nor need to make tiny me. I prefer dogs. she looks like a dinosaur that was in a forest fire LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 goddamn you bastards are young. I've seen too much shit for 22 years haha. I'm worried I've already peaked in all aspects of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Yeah, I was just talking to this girl I been friends with since forever about how all our mutual friends keep asking us when we'll get married and start a family (not to each other, but whatever) she's not into it either...a bunch of people I know aren't, but all the people with kids seem to be in this weird club that tries to recruit the rest of us like fucking Amway salesmen. I dont get how most people think it's a necessary progression in life anymore. I feel no urge, itch, nor need to make tiny me. I prefer dogs. [/size][/i][/b][/color] you know what it is? it's a baby pyramid scheme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 ive worked with kids on many levels.(no pedo). if the kids respect you....they are the most entertaining muthafuckers on earth. i worked for a non profit organization that provided after school art programs for Detroit public schools. those kids were in high school and i must admit...a few of those fuckers made me not want to have kids. the youth of Detroit are bonus fucked. but working with little kids that respect you can be the most rewarding thing ever. and they say hella fucked up shit on the regs. i worked at a non profit school. sometimes i would drive kids home after school usually the projects and they used to tell me some crazy ass stories. 5 years old and scared of fireworks because the sound reminded them of guns. many of the kids came to school hungry and that used to kill me. i would end up spending a lot of my paycheck on buying them presents or buying art supplies. ugh. but they provided me with lots of love, laughs, and entertainment for sure. my first graduation with my group of kids almost made me cry. i remember running into one of my kids outside school and he looked at me like, "what??? why aren't you at school? don't you live there??!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Yeah, I was just talking to this girl I been friends with since forever about how all our mutual friends keep asking us when we'll get married and start a family (not to each other, but whatever) she's not into it either...a bunch of people I know aren't, but all the people with kids seem to be in this weird club that tries to recruit the rest of us like fucking Amway salesmen. I dont get how most people think it's a necessary progression in life anymore. I feel no urge, itch, nor need to make tiny me. I prefer dogs. LOL. Would prop but cant give you another right now. I think the baby club recruiters are trying to make themselves all feel better because people without kids can do whatever they want and have MEGA freedom of everything. They salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I've seen too much shit for 22 years haha. I'm worried I've already peaked in all aspects of life You're only 22? For fuck sake... I kinda felt like that at 22. I think I was right also. I'm gonna go get another beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 People always tend to think I'm older than I am, both on here and IRL haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nxrto Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 People always tend to think I'm older than I am, both on here and IRL haha So you aren't a 14 year old closet fag with down syndrome? That's what most people think on here. Don't worry about real life because with over 10.000 posts you obviously don't have one. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up and take it to PMs or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 So you aren't a 14 year old closet fag with down syndrome? That's what most people think on here. Don't worry about real life because with over 10.000 posts you obviously don't have one. . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 david cross ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 So you aren't a 14 year old closet fag with down syndrome? That's what most people think on here. Don't worry about real life because with over 10.000 posts you obviously don't have one. . If posting 12 times a day on an internet forum hinders your ability to have a real life I'd suggest you hire a retarded child to help you with your reading comprehension and/or typing skills, dickriding muthafucka. UMADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 my 2 cents: i want to eventually have kids but just not yet....maybe when im like 35 or something. Yer sperm will have gone stale by then - Loadsa li'l stephen-Hawking tadpoles having a wheelchair race but without the mathmatical genious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 not really. my sperm are like michael phelps. they stay swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 ive been around kids all my life..i think they get annoying as soon as they learn to make sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 not really. my sperm are like michael phelps. they stay swimming. Dirty cunts probably rump each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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