SwampFightOner Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I was having a random, stupid conversation with my boy P, and we decided if we had the choice we'd definitely rather have a child who's a dope addict than one who's a faggot. How does the rest of the oontz feel? /Commence half hilarity, half people telling me I'm ignorant or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 its ok bro, the drugs you take at your rate will render your sperm useless lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 DRUGS CAN BE KICKED, THE HOMOSEXUAL DISEASE IS FOR LIFE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 penis vote bar ftw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 i'd rather have a gay/lesbian child than a piece of shit faggot good for nothing addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 DRUGS CAN BE KICKED, THE HOMOSEXUAL DISEASE IS FOR LIFE. THIS X 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 its ok bro, the drugs you take at your rate will render your sperm useless lol I actually got my sperm count tested once, my boys are strong swimmers haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 gay people adopt babies. Methheads sell them out the front of Wallmart for $25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 I expected alot of support for the homosexual community :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 for someone who's so into wieners, i'm surprised you're such a homophobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Adopt one. Kids need adopting. You do your best to give it ever advantage in the world but if it turns out turned out you can blame genetics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rossi Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I was having a random, stupid conversation with my boy P, and we decided if we had the choice we'd definitely rather have a child who's a dope addict than one who's a faggot. How does the rest of the oontz feel? /Commence half hilarity, half people telling me I'm ignorant or some shit What do your old king & queen think about your addiction to faggotry? Kinda worst of both worlds there old fruit, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 boogie hands if speaking ficticiously. fagget if truth, assuming were talkin some real addict shit and not some party's on the weekends and smokes weed after school ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Most gay people end up being ambitious for some reason and end up being stand up (kneel down, bend over) productive members of society. Your dopehead kid will just steal, get arrested and subsequently share needles and bring AIDS and Hep C into your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I picked faggot. My reasoning: 1. You can raise a good kid even if he/she is gay. But a junkie is something that is much harder to correct. 2. I don't mind gay people, I just can't stand when dudes are overly annoying flaming homo stereotypes that carry themselves with every annoying trait I find in women. No matter what, I FUCKING HATE JUNKIES! 3. There are a lot of successful gays, but very few junkies supporting themselves legitimately. 4. Boogiehands is a 12oz thing and to be honest, I'd be annoyed with a kid who said "no homo" after everything and constantly said "BUMP" when he/she wanted to tell me something about his/her day. 5. Just because my kid is gay doesn't mean he's going to try and stick his dick in my mouth, so why would I even care. As long as he doesn't sing show tunes and cry during every insurance commercial --we'll be cool. 6. I think it would be funny to raise a bad ass gay kid that knows 3 different martial arts, so when some meatheaded kid comes up and say "you stupid fucking faggot" --he can make them eat concrete in less then 10 seconds and then piss on their head while singing the theme song to "Maude." 7. A gay kid probably won't steal all my audio equipment and TV. 8. My mother always wanted a daughter, so if it's a gay boy, she kind of gets one. 9. With a gay kid, you just have to be a little more sensitive during those "awkward" years. With a junkie you have to bail them out and deal with all their scumbag friends who look like piece of shit zombies and smell like ball sweat. 10. If I did have a gay kid, I'd be overly supportive of their choices but help them make the right decisions. I think one of the biggest problems with gays is that their parents abandon them lowering their self worth, and leaving them to make a lot of the wrong decisions. Then they grow up to be this socially and mentally fucked up person, and annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 There should be an option to kill the kid haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I expected alot of support for the homosexual community :lol: But you'd want a junkie? Not for nothing, but that shows a huge amount of failure on your part, where homosexuality is something you can't really control. I believe most people are born gay, it's in their wiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Most Real Junkies would suck a dick for some drugs regardless thus defeating your intention of not having Cock in your sons mouth to make you feel more like a Man. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Fucking hilarious point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Now what are you going to do if your kid becomes a faggot dope fiend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I love teh gaiz. /yesPFLAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 6. I think it would be funny to raise a bad ass gay kid that knows 3 different martial arts, so when some meatheaded kid comes up and say "you stupid fucking faggot" --he can make them eat concrete in less then 10 seconds and then piss on their head while singing the theme song to "Maude." I went to highschool with a dude like this. someone gave him shit for being a faggot one day in the canteen, gay dude put his head through a door. no one gave him shit after that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Yeah, a friend of mine saw a fight one time. This was actually in Providence Swamp! haha. I guess some guy was talking shit and kept running off at the mouth saying Faggot and Homo, and the gay dude just fucking leveled him. When the tough guy was laying on the floor with a mouth full of blood, the gay guy yelled "HOW'S IT FEEL TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY A FAGGOT!" I wasn't there, but I would have died laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 My ex had some gay friends and one dude was just this normal looking Feris Bueller look alike type. He was at the gym and some guy started in on the "fag" shit and he ignored him and said maybe one remark putting the guy in his place. The guy charged him wearing nothing but a towel out towards the front door of the place. Gay guy punched him 3 times resulting in a broken jaw and broken ribs and this idiot lying on the floor naked and bleeding while everyone in the place watches him writhe on the floor after just getting destroyed by a gay man. A lot of dudes tend to forget that gay men are FULL GROWN MEN who are very conscious of their bodies and develop them and take care of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 could be part of the lavender panthers : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Everyone on twelve ounce wants a gay son" - BoatShoes :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 It ain't that I want a gay kid, it's that I wouldn't care if I had one. Your blood is your blood man, and whatever you produce you need to take care of it. If it's retarded, deformed, has fucking lobster claws for hands --it's your fucking kid. I do believe that a kid realizes they are gay way before they understand what sex or love really is, and that is something you can't control. The harder you try and beat it out of them, the more they will resent you and themselves and probably lash out becoming even more of a Queen or Butch than you'd ever wanted in the first place. Now a junky on the other hand? That's all on you. You can step in and do something about that, and you can beat that out of a kid if you try hard enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 i'm superstitious about some shit. Some people knock on wood but i rather not say something so i feel like i have to. Fuck around... express the wrong opinion and end up with a homosexual dope fiend kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Swamp is going to end up saying "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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