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Quick Parental Poll

Would you rather your kid be a dope fiend or a sodomite?  

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  1. 1. Would you rather your kid be a dope fiend or a sodomite?

    • Addict
      14
    • Faggot
      48
    • Obligatory Boogie Hands
      38


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I was having a random, stupid conversation with my boy P, and we decided if we had the choice we'd definitely rather have a child who's a dope addict than one who's a faggot.

 

How does the rest of the oontz feel?

 

/Commence half hilarity, half people telling me I'm ignorant or some shit

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its ok bro, the drugs you take at your rate will render your sperm useless lol

 

I actually got my sperm count tested once, my boys are strong swimmers haha

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Adopt one. Kids need adopting. You do your best to give it ever advantage in the world but if it turns out turned out you can blame genetics

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I was having a random, stupid conversation with my boy P, and we decided if we had the choice we'd definitely rather have a child who's a dope addict than one who's a faggot.

 

How does the rest of the oontz feel?

 

/Commence half hilarity, half people telling me I'm ignorant or some shit

 

What do your old king & queen think about your addiction to faggotry? Kinda worst of both worlds there old fruit, what?

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boogie hands if speaking ficticiously.

 

fagget if truth, assuming were talkin some real addict shit and not some party's on the weekends and smokes weed after school ish.

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Most gay people end up being ambitious for some reason and end up being stand up (kneel down, bend over) productive members of society.

 

Your dopehead kid will just steal, get arrested and subsequently share needles and bring AIDS and Hep C into your life.

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I picked faggot. My reasoning:

 

1. You can raise a good kid even if he/she is gay. But a junkie is something that is much harder to correct.

 

2. I don't mind gay people, I just can't stand when dudes are overly annoying flaming homo stereotypes that carry themselves with every annoying trait I find in women. No matter what, I FUCKING HATE JUNKIES!

 

3. There are a lot of successful gays, but very few junkies supporting themselves legitimately.

 

4. Boogiehands is a 12oz thing and to be honest, I'd be annoyed with a kid who said "no homo" after everything and constantly said "BUMP" when he/she wanted to tell me something about his/her day.

 

5. Just because my kid is gay doesn't mean he's going to try and stick his dick in my mouth, so why would I even care. As long as he doesn't sing show tunes and cry during every insurance commercial --we'll be cool.

 

6. I think it would be funny to raise a bad ass gay kid that knows 3 different martial arts, so when some meatheaded kid comes up and say "you stupid fucking faggot" --he can make them eat concrete in less then 10 seconds and then piss on their head while singing the theme song to "Maude."

 

maude.jpg

 

7. A gay kid probably won't steal all my audio equipment and TV.

 

8. My mother always wanted a daughter, so if it's a gay boy, she kind of gets one.

 

9. With a gay kid, you just have to be a little more sensitive during those "awkward" years. With a junkie you have to bail them out and deal with all their scumbag friends who look like piece of shit zombies and smell like ball sweat.

 

10. If I did have a gay kid, I'd be overly supportive of their choices but help them make the right decisions. I think one of the biggest problems with gays is that their parents abandon them lowering their self worth, and leaving them to make a lot of the wrong decisions. Then they grow up to be this socially and mentally fucked up person, and annoying.

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I expected alot of support for the homosexual community :lol:

 

But you'd want a junkie? Not for nothing, but that shows a huge amount of failure on your part, where homosexuality is something you can't really control. I believe most people are born gay, it's in their wiring.

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junky.jpg

 

Most Real Junkies would suck a dick for some drugs regardless thus defeating your intention of not having Cock in your sons mouth to make you feel more like a Man.

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6. I think it would be funny to raise a bad ass gay kid that knows 3 different martial arts, so when some meatheaded kid comes up and say "you stupid fucking faggot" --he can make them eat concrete in less then 10 seconds and then piss on their head while singing the theme song to "Maude."

 

 

I went to highschool with a dude like this. someone gave him shit for being a faggot one day

in the canteen, gay dude put his head through a door. no one gave him shit after that..

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Yeah, a friend of mine saw a fight one time. This was actually in Providence Swamp! haha. I guess some guy was talking shit and kept running off at the mouth saying Faggot and Homo, and the gay dude just fucking leveled him. When the tough guy was laying on the floor with a mouth full of blood, the gay guy yelled "HOW'S IT FEEL TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY A FAGGOT!"

 

I wasn't there, but I would have died laughing.

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My ex had some gay friends and one dude was just this normal looking Feris Bueller look alike type.

He was at the gym and some guy started in on the "fag" shit and he ignored him and said maybe one remark putting the guy in his place.

The guy charged him wearing nothing but a towel out towards the front door of the place.

Gay guy punched him 3 times resulting in a broken jaw and broken ribs and this idiot lying on the floor naked and bleeding while everyone in the place watches him writhe on the floor after just getting destroyed by a gay man.

 

A lot of dudes tend to forget that gay men are FULL GROWN MEN who are very conscious of their bodies and develop them and take care of them.

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